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This website has quotes from Tuesday Apr 30, 2002 to Friday May 18, 2012.

Currently displaying 81 quotes from the past month:

Friday May 18, 2012 -- work, partying with dawn

"He said something's wrong at the bottom of the page so he sends me a screen shot with the bottom of the page cut off." - Wynne G

"His name is Sasha?" - Janny M
borat

"This is a long song. I guess there's a lot to sing about with big butts." - Janny M

"She hung up on me. What a b***h." "I know." - Janny M & Dawn B
i called her phone to hear her ring tone

"How many times can I say I'm sorry... Three? Okay." - Dawn B
dawn was singing phil collins and bri put up three fingers

"I can play with myself but..." - Dawn B

"I've never been a Barbie doll type... Actually I have." - Dawn B
still singing...

"I was trying to explain what it was but you kept telling me to be good." - Dawn B
be good not bad

"I'm scared." "Just play through it." - Dawn B & Brian C

"I don't know if he hits women." - Dawn B
DMX... chris brown played before but we switched it

"Do you love my singing?" "As much as I love the dentist." - Janny M & Dawn B
i don't know if that's a complement

Thursday May 17, 2012

"We don't have to assign it and define it with everyone in the room... it's kinda private." - Kent L

Tuesday May 15, 2012

"So we have a couch... I'll tell you everything." - Wynne G

Sunday May 13, 2012 -- mother's day lunch with mom, pinochle

"Crash? I thought you said trash." - Jim B

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Saturday May 12, 2012 -- went to the dc zoo with mike & kurt

"I have some family here." - Kurt W
the zoo had wolfs

"There's elephant poop if you wanna take a picture of that." - Janny M
the elephants weren't out

"I'd never put it up on my car. How embarrassing."` - Kurt W
he thinks sports flags are embarrassing on cars

Friday May 11, 2012 -- met up with howard for coffee, went to see kurt & mike's new house, dinner at tgifridays, hung out at our place & played mexican train

"I don't have anything funny to say." - Howard T

"Apparently that means something really nasty... in their... country." - Howard T

"I know I'm fat and all but s**t." - Mike O
they but baccon on everything

"Sorry. It's all these A's." - Mike O

"I wrote two sentences cause there wasn't much to say." - Kurt W
his good bye email

"That just changed my direction." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M

Monday May 7, 2012 -- went to work, kurt's good bye lunch

"Not just any phone number, my f**king phone number!" - Wynne G
a client wanted her personal number on a friday night

"Chia pet? Did she have a Chia pet?" - Wynne G

"I went to a farm show... They take their cows very seriously." - Brie Be

Friday May 4, 2012 -- went to work, had dimitri & kurt & mike over for drinks & ping pong

"You think I'm fusty, I'm tame." - Wynne G

"I don't wanna hold it like that." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M

"Well they ran out of money..." - Mike O

"So do you have shin digs during soccer games?" - Dimitri D

"Everybody was like, 'Can you sign my baby? Can you sign my chest?'" - Dimitri D

"F**king Asians." - Dimitri D

Wednesday May 2, 2012

"Oop. Oh. Not my car." - Brian C
he hit a bad bump in his loaner car

"If it wasn't for the nose she'd be great." - Dan C
a hot girl who had an unfortuante nose

Saturday Apr 28, 2012 -- wynne's/jennifer's birthday cookout party! clue, drinks, etc

"I got a call from 'Elect Romney'... I was like 'you're so calling the wrong house'." - Wynne G

"Um... Can you pull the head off?" - Wynne G
jennifer's toy to put the colar on

"Two thousand square yards? Speak English." - Wynne G

"I guess it was kind of confusing to listen..." - Tom Ch
he missed a guess and could have thrown off the game

"Would you like it back on fire?" - Janie W
wynne was taking pictures of the cakes

"Hold the cake and smile for God's sake." - Wynne G

"Completely off topic, but..." - Tom Ch
side story

"Is that official? Janis is the old phone?" - Wynne G
jennifer was playing with the ring tones

Friday Apr 27, 2012 -- work, outback w/ mike & kurt & co, catan, trianimos

"Think of a diamond in the rough..." - Mike O
a house they looked at

"Your car's gonna be outside." - Mike O
his mom's car since their cars will be in the garage

"Isn't California nice?" "Yes." "No!" - Janny M & Kurt W & Mike O

"You're full of sheep." - Kurt W
playing catan

"Wait. I got five... no six..." "Nine!" - Mike O & Brian C
points

Thursday Apr 26, 2012

"I thought Honda's lasted forever." "Not this one..." - Janny M & Brie Be
peter's old honda civic

"I'm American. We stab things." - Girl At Sarku 4/26/2012

Wednesday Apr 25, 2012 -- work, meeting about project, almost ready to leave meeting

"That sounds like work, Kent..." - Wynne G

"I know exactly where I am... Where am I?" - Wynne G

"What kind of neighborhood do you live in?" - Kent L
kurt's stories about his neighbor

"We'd have empty websites if we said 'no'." - Wynne G
if we said no to the people in charge of content

"I don't wanna play Scrabble!" - Wynne G
her friend wants to play scrabble on fb

"Crackers are a goner." - Wynne G
her crackers were soggy and soft

Monday Apr 23, 2012 -- work, good bye lunch for Jeanie

"I will get something to drink. Something non alcoholic, of course." - Wynne G

"How can she be dehydrated? She just sits at home all day." - Wynne G
her dog was dehydrated

Sunday Apr 22, 2012 -- went to see aunt ruth & later uncle george

"If you're drunk, you won't hit any of them." - Uncle George
potholes

"I'm not around chasing donut shacks or whatever." - Uncle George
what cops do

"Brand new." "It was brand new before." - Janny M & Uncle George
the carborator was leaking, it was the new seal

Saturday Apr 21, 2012 -- went over bh for pinochle, top golf w/ erin & b for his b-day, drinks, dinner, etc

"Aw snap. Birthday jokes." - Brian M
we asked him how many times he's turned 29

"I'll take this out and maybe you'll get hungry looking at it." - Erin L
the german chocolate cake for b's birthday

"Do you guys wanna offer the next table over birthday cake... Would that be weird?" - Erin L

"You missed it..." - Brian M
erin missed hitting the ball... he's asking to be hit

"You're on the other team. You don't get a kiss." - Brian M

"But we're in the game, how do we end the game?" "Uh, 'End Game'." - Erin L & Brian M
there was an end game button

"Good luck, Brian." "S**t." - Brian C & Brian M
bri was talking trash

"It doesn't matter what I do anymore cause we already won." - Erin L

"I told you not to wear shorts." "No you didn't." "You're right but I was thinking it." - Janny M & Brian C

"Oh no. I loved that butter dish!" - Erin L
their butter dish broke

"You're like old, you don't have a lot of s**t." - Erin L
old people who do nothing but cruise

"Does he think it's a black person thing because it was invented by a white person." - Erin L

Thursday Apr 19, 2012 -- work, went down to bda with dawn & jon & jeff & dave, mexican place, ice cream & ping pong, beer of course

"Who doesn't text?" "Jeff..." - Janny M & Dawn B
stone age...

"Where's their house in D C? Have I seen it?" - Dave N
where obama lives in dc

"When do you embark on your new journey?" "Uh, which one?" - Dawn B & Jeff D
he has several exciting journey's ahead of him

"Dave here has to go to a job..." - Jeff D
jeff just quit his job that day

"You're lucky that's a good song." - Dave N
i made a reference to petshop boy's westend girls

"It was cream of broccoli... That's still a vegetable." - Dave N

"Didn't you have the cops wake you up one morning?" "I was fully clothed." - Jeff D & Dave N

"What the? ...Thanks." - Jon B
dawn messed him up by putting the puck back on the table