Quotes

"Everybody has different goals in life." - Heidi C
my goal was to give out birds even if i have to take a bird

"Oh my God. I'm so glad I stuck around for that Weedle." - Brian C
he lit off a lure and the last pokemon was a weedle

"She can get away with it." - Mark E
calling leo (their cat) a slut

"I was done with Trump for years ago." - Mark E

"So you're allergic to children, too?" - Janny M
steve & marline don't have kids by choice

"So I think what it comes down to is you chose the wrong Steve." - Steve Bl
why i lost in pinochle

"Oh you're worried about winning?" - Mark E

"Well good for her." - Gi C
person in the portuguese book is single and has a kid and a bf

"So he's ugly." - Gi C
in the book it said someone looked nice

"I don't like this." - Sohpie Ch
too many words for this and that in portuguese!!!

"Come on. I'm saving you from alzheimer's." - Gi C
portuguese is a hard language

"I don't think I'd last very long." - Sam Sm
if she got a job around here not knowing portuguese

"My bad English is fast?" - Gi C

"You can pick up wine glasses. What more do you need?" - Sam Sm
i can pick things up with my feet

"It knocked me out like Mike Tyson knocked me out." - Billy Ray M

"Now all your babies are running around." - Heidi C

"There's a lot of words on these damn cards." - Heidi C
she had to read and not play

"You must get a lot of cross fertilization..." - Glenn H
west virginia and maryland

"F**king white people." - Shawn R

"My heart bleeds." - Cornelia Bl
bri didn't get his good cards in

"So that was a gift." "Yeah." "Well, no more gifts." - Steve Bl & Brian C
he played a card they were trumping

"Poor Lando is stressed as all out." - Glenn H

"Aww, look, you have a gray beard like me." - Glenn H
lando

"And you get there and there's a queue of cars." - Joaquim R
siri where do i hide a body?

"You didn't know? I told my friends." - Kendal M

"Hey, I know a girl with a full beard." - Kendal M

"When you put it like that it does sound bad." - Heidi C
they were playing bandits and stealing my money & throwing it away

"This is not how people should live." - Heidi C
bandits!

"Yes. Silos literally ruined my life. And that's not an exaggeration." - Heidi C

"'You're a dead man.' F**k off." - Glenn H
when he was in the states & a teacher, his american flag touched the floor & his students flipped ou

"So true story... medieval times..." - Glenn H

"Did they have those balls in medieval time? - Glenn H
a guy balancing on a big moving ball juggling knives

"Oh that Diglett is a dildo." - Janny M
i meant Ditto

"Sorry, I didn't want to touch it then stick it in your mouth." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
he gave me a candy

"This one was definitely racister than the other ones." - Aaron E
racister? ... a show he's watching

"Everything has to do with people dying..." - Sabrina P
her bad experiences with ubereats

"If yours doesn't get the extra special search..." - Glenn H
our stuff still isn't here :(

"I got through the extra special special search." - Glenn H
his stuff

"It was the best day of my life!" - Sohpie Ch
she sold all of her stuff in like one day from one person wanting to buy everything

"I think it's good to reach for the stars but don't strain yourself." - Heidi C
bri was trying to win against heidi

"And I'm doing this just with my finger... That's what she said." - Heidi C
her mouse wasn't working

"I've never seen so much wealth..." - Brandon P
some people drive around really expensive cars here

"No, I'm not taking off my clothes." - Brandon P
his italian genealogy is tattooed on his back

"Are they friends?" "Not anymore." - Gi C & Richard E
his friends visited him and ate all his food and drank all his wine

"I was still a teenager so five years ago." - Gi C

"Is this word correct?" - Gi C
how to spell adverb; she needed a nap