Quotes At Long Live The Monkey


Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

This website has quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Monday, May 22, 2023.

Currently displaying 46 quotes from the past month:

Monday, May 22, 2023

"Everybody has different goals in life." - Heidi C
my goal was to give out birds even if i have to take a bird

Sunday, May 21, 2023

"Oh my God. I'm so glad I stuck around for that Weedle." - Brian C
he lit off a lure and the last pokemon was a weedle

Saturday, May 20, 2023 -- pinochle party!

"She can get away with it." - Mark E
calling leo (their cat) a slut

"I was done with Trump for years ago." - Mark E

"So you're allergic to children, too?" - Janny M
steve & marline don't have kids by choice

"So I think what it comes down to is you chose the wrong Steve." - Steve Bl
why i lost in pinochle

"Oh you're worried about winning?" - Mark E

Thursday, May 18, 2023 -- portuguese class; happy hour that lasted long :) talked w/ jen & billy ray later at night

"Well good for her." - Gi C
person in the portuguese book is single and has a kid and a bf

"So he's ugly." - Gi C
in the book it said someone looked nice

"I don't like this." - Sohpie Ch
too many words for this and that in portuguese!!!

"Come on. I'm saving you from alzheimer's." - Gi C
portuguese is a hard language

"I don't think I'd last very long." - Sam Sm
if she got a job around here not knowing portuguese

"My bad English is fast?" - Gi C

"You can pick up wine glasses. What more do you need?" - Sam Sm
i can pick things up with my feet

"It knocked me out like Mike Tyson knocked me out." - Billy Ray M

Monday, May 15, 2023 -- played dominion online w/ heidi for a bit

"Now all your babies are running around." - Heidi C

"There's a lot of words on these damn cards." - Heidi C
she had to read and not play

Sunday, May 14, 2023 -- went to collab with glenn; ran into people we met; talked w/ shawn & jen

"You must get a lot of cross fertilization..." - Glenn H
west virginia and maryland

"F**king white people." - Shawn R

Saturday, May 13, 2023 -- played cards with steve & cornelia

"My heart bleeds." - Cornelia Bl
bri didn't get his good cards in

"So that was a gift." "Yeah." "Well, no more gifts." - Steve Bl & Brian C
he played a card they were trumping

Thursday, May 11, 2023 -- thursday poruguese class & happy hours

"Poor Lando is stressed as all out." - Glenn H

"Aww, look, you have a gray beard like me." - Glenn H

Wednesday, May 10, 2023 -- tech meet up dinner & drinks

"And you get there and there's a queue of cars." - Joaquim R
siri where do i hide a body?

"You didn't know? I told my friends." - Kendal M

"Hey, I know a girl with a full beard." - Kendal M

Monday, May 8, 2023

"When you put it like that it does sound bad." - Heidi C
they were playing bandits and stealing my money & throwing it away

"This is not how people should live." - Heidi C

"Yes. Silos literally ruined my life. And that's not an exaggeration." - Heidi C

Sunday, May 7, 2023 -- went to the lagos medieval times festival; had a few drinks & food & watched people

"'You're a dead man.' F**k off." - Glenn H
when he was in the states & a teacher, his american flag touched the floor & his students flipped ou

"So true story... medieval times..." - Glenn H

"Did they have those balls in medieval time? - Glenn H
a guy balancing on a big moving ball juggling knives

Friday, May 5, 2023 -- did a call with aaron & sabrina to catch up

"Oh that Diglett is a dildo." - Janny M
i meant Ditto

"Sorry, I didn't want to touch it then stick it in your mouth." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
he gave me a candy

"This one was definitely racister than the other ones." - Aaron E
racister? ... a show he's watching

"Everything has to do with people dying..." - Sabrina P
her bad experiences with ubereats

Thursday, May 4, 2023 -- best day of the week! portuguese class; hh w/ glenn & a lot of people from class; another hh

"If yours doesn't get the extra special search..." - Glenn H
our stuff still isn't here :(

"I got through the extra special special search." - Glenn H
his stuff

"It was the best day of my life!" - Sohpie Ch
she sold all of her stuff in like one day from one person wanting to buy everything

Monday, May 1, 2023 -- monday night games w/ heidi

"I think it's good to reach for the stars but don't strain yourself." - Heidi C
bri was trying to win against heidi

"And I'm doing this just with my finger... That's what she said." - Heidi C
her mouse wasn't working

Friday, April 28, 2023 -- wine tasting at the wine shop

"I've never seen so much wealth..." - Brandon P
some people drive around really expensive cars here

"No, I'm not taking off my clothes." - Brandon P
his italian genealogy is tattooed on his back

Thursday, April 27, 2023 -- portuguese class; funny times

"Are they friends?" "Not anymore." - Gi C & Richard E
his friends visited him and ate all his food and drank all his wine

"I was still a teenager so five years ago." - Gi C

"Is this word correct?" - Gi C
how to spell adverb; she needed a nap