Quote Pool

When there's a recurring theme (if you will), of quotes, I'll put it here. A theme or what I'm calling a "Quote Pool" is when there are many quotes of the same nature, or quotes that start or end the same way.

If you can think of more, please recommend them to me!

LOOK AT THE PUPPY

"Aww look at the puppy." "That's not a puppy. That's a hedgehog." - Janny M & Ernie A (08/28/2007)

"Ou, look at the puppy!" "That's not a puppy. That's a deer." - Janny M & Paul H (05/05/2007)

THAT'S WHAT SHE/HE SAID

"Maybe I can take April's mom." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Adrienne K (07/17/2010)

"It wasn't in all the way, I guess." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/11/2010) Janny Favorite

the perfect one!

"Like this is way too much meat." "That's what she said." - Pat W & Dimitri D (04/30/2010)

"Oh, it's harder." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (04/24/2010)

"You have to stroke it and massage it..." "It's going too fast." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Eileen D (04/20/2010)

"I'm usually on top." "That's what she said." - Pat W & Janny M (04/13/2010)

"It was easy in and then bad out." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Pat W (04/09/2010)

"It felt like it was gonna go in... That's what she said." - Janny M (04/09/2010)

"It's a lot smaller than I thought it was gonna be." "That's what she said." - Pat W & Janny M (04/06/2010) Janny Favorite

he was talking about my scooter

"How is that even going to fit in your mouth?" "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Pat W (03/31/2010)

"Wow, look at you. You're getting good at this... That's what she said." - Dimitri D (03/31/2010)

"It wouldn't be quick for me." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Pat W (03/31/2010)

"Oh man, that was good." "That's what she said." - Pat W & Janny M & Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
dimitri & i both said twss

"Luckily I had some last night." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W (03/27/2010)

"It's very stiff." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Pat W (03/25/2010)

"Oh man, I got the table wet." "That's what she said." - Pat W & Janny M (03/25/2010)

"It's like gooping off the side." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/10/2010)

"You have to hit it harder." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Pat W (03/02/2010)

"The batteries will outlast you." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M (03/02/2010)

"I need to get something in me..." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W (02/21/2010)

"I can only do it on one side." "That's what she said." - Travis B & Janny M (02/19/2010)

"That's what she said... Haha. That's what she said." - Janny M (02/18/2010)
i accidently said that's what she said

"It's gonna be all wet and stuff... That's what she said." - Pat W (02/05/2010)
outside

"It's getting all nipply." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Pat W (02/05/2010)
outside

"I've never seen it that big before... That's what she said." - Janny M (02/05/2010)
line at chipotle

"He's gonna be working his ass off." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Dimitri D (02/05/2010)

"I think it's a foot long... or maybe an eight incher..." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Pat W (01/28/2010)

"Now you got my mouth watering... That's what she said." - Janny M (01/22/2010)
flaky crossants

"Now I gotta get that taste out of my mouth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Pat W (01/12/2010)
the taste of hummas

"Oh, just letting you know, I should be in and out Monday night." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/07/2010)

"You wanna hit that... That's what he said." - Janny M (04/20/2010)
ketchup bottle

"If only I hit it harder... That's what he said." - Janny M (04/16/2010)

YOUR FACE

"Your face doesn't get paid." - Dimitri D (03/10/2010)

"It's all mushy." "So is your face." - Leslie B & Janny M (03/05/2010)

"Is there something wrong with your music?" "Is there something wrong with your face?" "I think that's self evident." - Janny M & Leslie B & Brian C (03/05/2010)

"Every time I look at your face, it reminds me of your face." - Dimitri D (01/28/2010)

"Jen, how would you like it if we took your toy and threw it in your face?" "She probably wouldn't do anything with it." - Brian C & Shawn R (07/24/2009)
ohhh!

"Kinda like your face you know... all off beat." - Janny M (04/04/2009)

"I'm really frustrated with this." "Your face." "That too." - Stacy M & Janny M (12/24/2008)

"I'm getting tired of ties." "I'm getting tired of your face." "Yeah, me too." - Howard T & Janny M (10/21/2008)

"Your face is too much yellow..." "... It's true." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/18/2008)

"Your face is like a box." "Thank you... Is that supposed to be an insult? I like boxes." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/18/2008) Janny Favorite

"You know what's not cool, Janis?" "What? Your face?" "Yeah, yeah! My face." - Dimitri D & Janny M (11/20/2007)

"Oh, I'm sorry, no wonder your face is messed up." - Janny M (10/26/2007)
travis' family tree

"You throw rocks at my window, I'll throw paint balls at your face!" - Marc G (09/30/2007)

"I don't see your face playing." - Janny M (09/11/2007)

"It's funny." "So is your face." "I know, you tell me everyday." - Marc G & Janny M (08/10/2007)

"You need to google heatmizer." "You need to google your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (07/19/2007)

"Oh, in your face, uh!" - Marc G (07/08/2007)

"Well something's not right here." "Maybe it's your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (04/24/2007)

"Can I draw a penis on your face?" - Leslie B (11/03/2003)