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"Yeah, it's funny because I have fried nipple rings." - Dimitri D

"Did I just say the media would report the truth? Jesus!" - Ernie A

"You mention his name, there goes half an hour." - Masoud D
dimitri

"It's Beastie Boys, what do you expect?" - Shawn R
that song was stupid!

"Let me google before I just go to five guys dot com." - Ernie A
so he doesn't get a porn site

"Okay, I'm editing the 'Bush is a chimp' organization." "Why?" "Because we have government contracts." - Ernie A & Janny M

"That's disgusting... a fat man running." - Shawn R
brian

"I know what it's for too, so I'm going to wash my hands." - Robbie W
dad has this thing in his bedroom

"Why don't you try to make me cry? ...You're so mean and hateful." - Ernie A

"You guys have matching shirts... it's cute." - Ernie A
masoud & dimitri had the same colored shirts

"Start beating off more... it'll give you that fore arm strength." - Shawn R
to bri

"We only have an hour and a half to eat... Get in there!" - Aunt Janet

"Come on, we're husband and wife." "No s**t." - Jen R & Shawn R
jen wants to be burried next to shawn

"No, Jen, they're making fun of you." "... Oh..." - Shawn R & Jen R

"I was gonna say... The guy's black. I don't think it's Terry's kid." - Shawn R

"Fourth down, I think." "Yeah, that's what usually goes after third." - Brian C & Shawn R

"Hoochie Mama would have been a better name." - Shawn R
than cleatus for the fox robot

"Does my disk fit in your camera?" - Marc G

"Get out of my... okay." - Marc G

"Dude, this is flavored ice." - Shawn R
marc was complaining that the pop scicle is fattening

"I like just to suck the flavor out." - Brian C
popscicle... the rest is ice.

"Do you not know what a key looks like?" - Jen R

"I'm a little stuck." - Jen R

"Can I decide before you bias me?" - Stacy M
picking out dad's flower arrangements

"Your face is too much yellow..." "... It's true." - Janny M & Stacy M

"Your face is like a box." "Thank you... Is that supposed to be an insult? I like boxes." - Janny M & Stacy M

"That was easy... The only thing easier is getting into Leslie's pants." - Brian C

"There is one in D C." "Heh, not going." - Brian C & Aunt Janet
etrade bank

"You know I'd drop it in a pool or something..." - Aunt Janet
if she ever got an iphone

"Just get here." - Stacy M
talking to robbie, then she hung up

"Ah, it's got a hemi!" - Aunt Janet
dad's charger

"I drive a mini van!" - Aunt Janet

"It's not a matter of reading instructions... Well, yes, yes it was." - Mike I
putting a door knob in

"I'm going to email Elizabeth telling her that we're naming our first daughter Terpsichore." - Ernie A

"You can do some mad snow boarding at Cape Hattaris." - Howard T

"Macy's is owned by communists... Notice the red star." - Dimitri D

"Like a sprinkle of sex..." - Ernie A

"She says that she's a worthless piece of s**t and I don't disagree." - Stacy M

"She has a big one, Mom, why would she want a small one?" - Stacy M
snickers bar

"You know your best friend's Dad's birthday? That's pretty bad, Robbie." - Aunt Janet
robbie didn't know his dad's birthday

"...Like someone electrocuted her." - Aunt Janet
megan's smile in her picture

"Forty five, okay? It'll happen to you, too." - Aunt Janet
she forgot her cell phone number!

"If that's end road work how come the barrels are still going?" - Brian C

"Family lounge... one chair." - Stacy M
at the hospitol

"Okay, you don't have to repeat what the parrot says." - Shawn R
tv commercial

"Don't f**k up, don't f**k up, don't f**k up, don't f**k up... there you go." - Shawn R
yelling at the tv (football)

"You were talking about brains?" - Shawn R

"When the defense is on the field they're yelling 'Go Brett Go'?" - Shawn R

"Okay the fat man does not need to dance like that." - Shawn R
linebacker dancing after a stop

"I don't know, the American Idle one was worse." - Joe C

"You'd be dead, buddy. Those aren't air tight." - Shawn R
toyota truck commericial where it's on an asteroid

"This is good!" - Alan B
tried shawn's f**k u up

"I'm trying to numb the pain right now." - Shawn R
the pats r going to win

"I'm trying to hold back a smile." "Does anyone have a portable mirror?" - Alan B & Brian C

"Maybe after... I'll see if I can stand up." - Alan B
see if he's 2 drunk 2 have another drink

"You think? No, they're gonna keep everybody." - Shawn R
miami dolphins fired their couching staff

"I'm glad I was busy writing down a quote." - Janny M
bri's comment

"If you make it, he will drink." - Shawn R

"It's Maxum." "That's a good magazine!" - Marc G & Alan B

"Wasn't he just in Green Bay?" - Shawn R
one of the refs

"Man, that bitch was nasty!" - Loreal B

"I want a gay friend so badly." - Loreal B

"Get up there!" - Alan B
missed a high catch

"We are a team... We're a dysfunctional team." - Alan B

"What are you talking about? You need to molest the Pats to win?" - Alan B
molest the patriots to win a game

"No, to hell with Emmit Smith!" - Alan B

"You would say that." - Alan B
lemon

"No, it's terms of endearment not sexual screams." - Shawn R

"That makes me mad, don't get me started." - Loreal B

"Usually with star power you try to hit the notes to get more points." - Shawn R
bri playing guitar hero

"You guys cream my ass in rockband so..." "Cream your ass? We play together!" - Brian C & Shawn R

"Hey are you on his team?" - Shawn R
jen rooting for bri in darts

"Oh, we're taking Brian's car? Brian's car sucks." - Marc G

"I ain't feeling nothing!" - Marc G
shawn asked marc to feel for his seat belt

"Okay, seamen I just pulled out of my ass." - Marc G

"Stay straight." "That's hard for Brian." - Shawn R & Marc G
directions

"Dude, you're striking out." "I'm not trying to strike." - Shawn R & Marc G
the waittress

"Hell yeah, I'm going to give her a tip." "No, you're going to write your phone number on a piece of paper and give it to her." - Marc G & Shawn R

"Stop pleasuring the straw." - Shawn R

"She heard the wrong part of that." "Actually, I didn't hear anything." - Shawn R & Waittress At TGI Friday's 1/11/08

"It's an old video." "Oh, kinda like you?" "No! I'm only twenty eight." - Ernie A & Janny M
funny the way he said no

"What you do on your Saturday nights does not need to be demonstrated here at work." - Ernie A
dimitri was dancing or something

"Why is everything made of suck?" - Ernie A

"And if I say something like that you get mad at me." "That's because you know how." - Shawn R & Brian C
jen was saying she's going to cut open her dog

"No, I'm too fat to own spandex. They won't even let me buy it in the store. They're like 'no, sorry'." - Ernie A

"I swear it's our new outfits." - Shawn R
we rocked @ rockband

"I look like a cancer patient with my beard." - Mike R

"Do you shave your legs?" "No. Do you want me to?" - Janny M & Dimitri D

"F**k that. It's got Highway Star." - Shawn R
rockband

"Brian was drunk at the time... it doesn't count." - Janny M
bri said he was an eagles fan

"F**k you, Mississippi Queen!" - Shawn R
we beat it

"I see nothing but death in your future." - Brian C
shrimp or something

"You're a linemen." - Brian C
a lineman was saying play like sean would play

"He got the same beanies that we got except the seahawks!" - Marc G
lol in his gay voice

"Taxes remind you of that?" - Marc G
reminds jen of sex

"Yeah! Slam his ass down! Break his f**king arm!" - Shawn R

"We don't wanna see you... That's why you're in a booth." - Shawn R
the comentators

"Yay, let's whip a yellow towel around. Yeah, we're cool." - Shawn R
making fun of the steelers fans

"Think of the fudge..." - Ernie A

"Why does everyone have to poke my boob?" - Marc G

"Can you hand me my seat belt?" - Shawn R
tiny car

"Wa. To too Janis? No..." - Jen R
gotta get better hand writting

"Again, threatening with the time sheet..." "It's all I've got." - Janny M & Mike R
mike always threatens to take away our money via timesheet since he's the accountant

"Things are probably on the verge of crashing..." - Ernie A
our server room

"They just want a guarantee that we'll be there." "A guarantee? What are we a piece of hardware?" - Brian C & Janny M

"I'm cold." "You don't stick it there." - Janny M & Brian C

"But that means we have to put pants on." - Jen R
go out to eat

"I'm Irish, of course I'm going to drink the Jamenson." - Shawn R

"I'm not going to look up porn on my cell phone." - Brian C

"Don't make me hit you with this giant... soft... pillow." - Shawn R