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"Did I just hear you say Gracy Lu Freebush?" - Jen R

"It's the Huff!" - Shawn R

"It better be a good story." - Ricky C
jovanka gasped before a story when ricky was backing up so he thought he was going to hit something

"There's no body here, why are they trippin?" - Jovanka C
the house we wanted to see had no body home but they said don't go in

"The search has to go on, man." - Ricky C
for our house

"Look, they have the condom caps!" - Shawn R
xbox avatars

"So that's why they're so bad. Everyone knows their secret play!" - Shawn R
seahawks expedia commercial

"Brian, they're bigger than Dolly Parton's." - Shawn R
bri's boobs

"Whatever. Unrealistic." "Seriously?" - Janny M & Shawn R
fred claus delivered presents in 1 night w/o gps

"I'm sure they sell salsa juice." - Shawn R

"Oh my God, there's actually people in the seats!" - Shawn R
miami game

"Well fine then... Bastards." - Mike R
no one wanted his apple butter

"K Y horses?" "Yeah, I know. When he said that, I was like 'are you sure'?" - Janny M & Howard T

"What are they doing to those horses?" - Howard T

"Or were you wrestling with Dimitri?" "No. If I were doing that, it wouldn't be my back that's hurting." - Janny M & Howard T

"It's not like I wanted to go home to pet my pussy." - Dimitri D

"So did they have to use the Pirates Of The Caribbean theme?" "Yeah, that did sound familiar." - Shawn R & Janny M
australia movie

"What if she lets go of the string and the ring falls into the gutter?" - Janny M
that one commercial

"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were talking about sex again." - Kim B

"The skiing industry was going down hill..." - Kim B
lol

"Think of the Michellon man except more poo like." - Kim B

"It's just the bean bag... it's crappy." "Isn't that the one I gave you?" "Yeah." - Dimitri D & Kim B

"If you sit for two hours, you burn a hundred seventy calories." "That takes too much effort." - Janny M & Howard T

"Watch your speed, Wilma." "I am watching it... go up." - Mr Crider & Mrs Crider

"Alright, your ticket." - Brian C
undid his seatbelt to get his mom a drink

"Mom, watch out. We already went through one tire." - Brian C

"Stay the course? F**k you!" - Janny M
commentators telling the titans to stay the course

"Are you having fun milking my boobs?" - Jen R

"It had a color in it. It wasn't red, it was black." - Mrs Crider

"You started it, I finished it, as usual." - Mr Crider
an idea bri had

"I mean in a thirty five, you should be going at least fifty." - Mrs Crider

"Oh... shoot." "Pew!" - Janny M & Howard T

"I think the problem with Pittsburgh is with Colon right now. He's really taking it like a champ... They're riding him raw." - Shawn R
colon jokes

"Seriously, where's the house? Where's the house cause I wanna burn it down!" - Shawn R

"Cause you could picture that as her voice." - Shawn R
lottery woman commercial where she sings like a dude

"You can't play like 'oh, well kick a field goal and maybe we'll get it back'." - Shawn R
cowboys, giving advice

"I'm gonna pull your pants down!" - Jen R

"Jan, bacon grease is grease?" "Well, you know..." - Brian C & Janny M
that's what i said

"Damn, they're ten points apart!" "Naw, is that what thirty seven minus twenty seven is?" - Jen R & Janny M

"We're friends with China, we let them go." - Travis B
our embargo on cuba

"Once upon a time she was a friend so it's a friend of a friend..." - Tricia B

"They hire so many people at the top. They're very top heavy." - Travis B

"Just don't do donuts or anything." - Travis B
tricia's dad had to drive on the grass to get out

"No, I don't want to quote that because then he'll question it and I'll have to explain it." - Janny M

"What are you doing?" "My nail fell off." - Janny M & Tricia B
she then threw it off the balcony

"I feel like this is a confession booth." - Tricia B

"I've got back problems." "Yeah, of course carrying those things around." - Tricia B & Brian C
lol

"Now he's going to be reading about my boobs for three hours." - Tricia B
her dad visiting this site

"I went to say his name and I said yours." - Tricia B
my name :)

"Travis, not Janis?" - Tricia B