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View Quotes« Back To View Quotes« Feb 2008Apr 2008 » Currently displaying 60 quotes for this month. Sunday Mar 30, 2008 -- car alarm in the morning, chilled out all day, marc made din din
"Yeah, cause four goes after two." - Shawn R Saturday Mar 29, 2008 -- work over dad's house all day, hung w/ marc & seth, watched american gangster
"Dude, it looks like Dennis Kucinich!" - Janny M there was a woman who looked like him on tv "I wonder if Dennis Kucinich's wife would go lesbian with that girl." - Seth W "I feel like I'm going to die opening this." - Marc G "That was kinda weak." "What?" - Janny M & Seth W singing tide is high "I wanna do him on a bed of Reese's peanut butter cups." - Marc G "Do you wear anything?" "Clothes." - Janny M & Marc G "Only Brian would whore someone out for cookies." - Seth W Friday Mar 28, 2008 -- work, din din w/ shawn & jen, few drinks
"Many people had too much steak in Enron." "Another cheesy joke like that and I'm going to slit your throat." - Brian C & Shawn R "You know this is a family restaurant, right?" - Shawn R Tuesday Mar 25, 2008
"Do you want this up your ass? I can buy a new drumstick." - Shawn R Monday Mar 24, 2008 -- work, shen & jawn's 4 din din & rockband
Sunday Mar 23, 2008 -- dad's house, easter w/ bri's aunt & family
"Don't worry, we're all praying... everyone in this car." - Brian C bri's mom is a crazy driver "Jeez, these people are driving like it's Sunday!" "They just got out of church!" - Mrs Crider & Mr Crider "Yeah, if a state trooper pulls you over, you're getting a ticket." "Sweet." - Brian C & Marc G Friday Mar 21, 2008 -- work, red team meeting, din din with peeps @ red lobster, drinking
"So you're saying your people are tools?" - Dr August "Leroy, you got my back?" "On what?" - Dimitri D & Leroy C "That's the problem with good ring tones." "Yeah, they end." - Janny M & Marc G "Have you seen my boobs? It's kinda cold." - Marc G lifted up his shirt "Why isn't mine reclining?" "Because you have a dogs ass in front of it." - Jen R & Shawn R Thursday Mar 20, 2008
"Mike doesn't like dancing in the mornings." - Dimitri D Monday Mar 17, 2008
"Don't eat the sandwiches. I'd call those into question." - Mike R Saturday Mar 15, 2008 -- went over dad's most of day, had good party w/ some peeps
"That was pineapple juice?" "Not anymore." - Brian C & Shawn R it was gross "Yes there is, the sour apple mix is non alcoholic!" - Shawn R his f**k u up drink "No robot. I'll have to kick you in the nuts." - Shawn R "I just got kicked in the face." - Shawn R "Ou! Fuzzy sippers!" - Jen R yes, she said sippers Friday Mar 14, 2008 -- work, ernie's last day, went out to eat at bailey's pub, watched stupid movie dan in real life
"Just because I'm Mexican you think I want alcohol?" - Marc G "All I heard was drunk and sex." - Brian C "I'm being cereal, yo." "Not nececelery." - Janny M & Marc G "Oh, we're doing dandy!" - Jen R waitress asked how we were doing, jen was drinking "Atda! You'll break my recliner." - Shawn R me & marc & brin on it "No, I haven't looked for my thong yet." - Marc G victoria secret magazine "...Return them to work quickly? ...I mean, where were they?" - Art V "The picture's nice." - Ernie A giving comments Thursday Mar 13, 2008
"I blame Dimitri for world hunger." - Ernie A "Mmm... lotiony." "It shouldn't taste like lotion!" - Janny M & Ernie A he just put lotion on his hands then opened my bottle Wednesday Mar 12, 2008
"There's no such place as Lobster Mania or Lobster's Are Us... Is there?" - Ernie A Tuesday Mar 11, 2008
Monday Mar 10, 2008
"Yeah, so did I.. but not to your wife." - Ernie A mike was sending his wife a message at a caps game Saturday Mar 8, 2008
"Jeez, what were you guys hanging?" "Juice." - Brian C & Jen R "It says airman." - Shawn R we pumped up one of the tires of the dolly, it was tire sealant, we thought it was air! "Who's that sexy man down there?" "Where?" "Why are you looking at me like that?" - Janny M & Brian C & Shawn R "Okay, Jen, do you think the koala and scull and raven go together well?" - Brian C "Oh, I won!" - Dimitri D +20 strokes on golf Thursday Mar 6, 2008
Wednesday Mar 5, 2008
"Ernie, there's no nice way to say this... Do me?" - Dimitri D Tuesday Mar 4, 2008 -- had to meet with lawyer, saw all my family
Monday Mar 3, 2008
"I see plenty of Weiner's at my job." - Brian C the last name, lol "I'm not that much of a free spirit." - Loreal B to run around naked or something Sunday Mar 2, 2008
"You are hating on Jack, man." - Alan B jack from titanic "You're saying dudes can't smell like strawberries, Loriel?" - Alan B "That's weird, man... we're like twenty five looking at Laura Croft." - Alan B Saturday Mar 1, 2008 -- walked the board walk 2 miles, hung out, drank a lot
"You think Frostburg, mountains, goats..." - Loreal B "What did you say? I'm drinking." - Loreal B "All my manhood's ready to go out the window." - Alan B "Would it be easier if we had some music?" - Loreal B bri had to give alan a lap dance, but they chickened out "Sound sexual when you say it, please." - Loreal B "Beyonce belly dance, Alan, Brian? While you're still going." - Loreal B a rule |
