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"Don't make it pop out!" - Janny M

"Everyone looks better when they don't have to spend the weekend with M*****." - Howard T

"Yeah, I can wait." - Shawn R
burger king commercial

"You can smell it in the air." "Yeah, along with all the s**t." - Ryan Montgomery & Uncle George

"Have I missed any holes yet?" - Uncle George
he kept hitting pot holes

"Lady, you must not want that door." - Uncle George
some lady had her door wide open on the street

"They're not blowing at my truck, I can tell you that." - Uncle George
when we had the cuda on the back

"I told you man, she was dipping into that moonshine." - Ryan Montgomery
some lady said our lights were out when they weren't

"See, when I sit down, it just pops out." - Marc G

"No, you were right before, it was him and Brandon." - Shawn R
brian's phone call or something

"I could blow and blow and blow and nothing will come out." - Jen R
talking about her nose

"Well, my point is, nothing but men in this body..." - Janny M
talking about how boys run in brian's family, yeah this was funny

"Alright everyone, let's look professional... Wooo!" - Dimitri D

"I don't want to be part of that group massage." - Howard T
one with dimitri's grandmother

"Where's a real snake when you need one?" - Howard T

"I hardly ever look at his ass." - Howard T

"No... what are you talking about?" "Nothing much..." - Janny M & Howard T

"When the top goes down, the price goes up." - Uncle George

"Well, we have the dolly here, which we haven't been smart enough to use yet." - Kim T's Dad

"That looks heavy, let me get out of your way." - Uncle George
suzanne was carying a rack

"Yes, I've earned my red wings." - Shawn R
u don't wanna know

"It's sex... not sexual intercourse. You make it sound like a text book." - Shawn R

"Damn, can't get my fingers to work." "You got them to work earlier." - Shawn R & Jen R

"Just screw the hole, f**k the hole." - Marc G

"It's like if Guinness and Budd had a bastard child." - Shawn R
irish red i think

"Do I need to prove it to you?" "No." - Jen R & Shawn R
jen talking to bri about the size of her boobs

"Yeah cause you're a closet." - Shawn R
talking about bri

"Let's hope he has his pants on backward when he's straddling his grandmother." - Howard T

"Honey, suck the cream." - Jen R

"See, I have to go." "No! ...How long?" "I don't know. Could be days." - Howard T & Janny M

"You're the one who brought it up." "Yes, but I'm not the one straddling my grandmother." - Janny M & Howard T

"If I didn't already have a headache today, I'd have a headache." - Mike R

"You're the one who said I straddle my grandmother." - Howard T

"I didn't even want that image to form." - Howard T

"Well if you spend all your time humping your grandma..." - Howard T

"I feel like I have a court reporter following me." - Ernie A
me & my quotes

"Anything that eats bricks I don't wanna f**k with." - Ernie A

"It's been a while since we've had a good old fashioned orgy." - Ernie A

"Speaking of coffee and assholes..." - Ernie A

"So the monkey comes along and poops it out." "No s**t." - Ernie A & Dimitri D

"I'm wearing pink panties right now... What is that weird?" - Ernie A

"If people associate your name with traffic jams..." - April K

"Just because you don't have a vagina." "Nope, not anymore." - Adrienne K & Ryan M

"I was too distracted with the penis's inserted." - Adrienne K

"Pictures are nice... I'm drinkin!" - April K
sentence forming in circle of death

"No doggies, your nosy is cold." - Janny M

"Finally, he's in a bass grove, oop, nope." "Had to say something, dick head." - Brian C & Shawn R

"Why does that female singer have a mans voice?" - Marc G

"It's not that funny." - Marc G
something was to me, then again i was under the offluence of incohol

"She's so quick to criticize." - Marc G

"I don't care, that's what a bedroom is for." - Jen R

"No licking... No drinking." - Marc G
teaching dakota

"Oh, yes there they are." - Marc G
bri's boobs

"You're beautiful." "Thank you." - Brian C & Marc G
bri was talking to me

"For you two, it's Janis doesn't know." - Shawn R
scottie doesn't know

"I'm going to borrow the bathroom a minute." "Where are you going to take it?" - Janny M & Shawn R

"Baby, you need to stand up a second... You're crushing someone..." - Shawn R

"We'll see if Brian comes to bed with me... I mean..." - Marc G
quote despirate

"Yes, I got a quote without him!" - Marc G

"I can see why he picked it." - Howard T
not sure y this is a quote, i guess it was funny @ the time

"Saving my settings, oh good." - Howard T

"He doesn't seem to believe me. I don't know why." - Howard T

"why does this say Lionel T V car? Oh, because it is." - Janny M

"If it was the Z and I had done it, I wouldn't be here." - Mr Crider
bri's mom had a bo bo in the van

"I wanna get in somebody's lap... Brian?" - Marc G

"Why do we always have to sound gay in your quotes?" - Marc G
that's just a rule of thumb, ask paul & seth

"Sip! Sip! Sip!" - Stacy M
instead of chug! chug! chug!

"I know... Wimps... They probably party with Brian." - Marc G

"I'm still in my fiber glass clothes." - Stacy M

"Alright, go ahead and reboot, I guess." - Howard T

"You can tell the proposal is done, she's smiling and laughing." - Mike R