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View Quotes« Back To View Quotes« Apr 2008Jun 2008 » Currently displaying 68 quotes for this month. Saturday May 31, 2008 -- over dad's for most of the day, had shawn & jen & marc over 4 cards & lots of drinking!
"Brian is a strapping young man." - Stacy M bri knows how to strap things "It's like eating Styrofoam." - Shawn R some food at the buffet "What does that entail?" "F**king the fault." - Shawn R & Brian C shawn made a lame joke "Now don't get so drunk that you don't wanna have sex with me tonight." - Shawn R talking to jen "This makes you think more." "Exactly! We're drunk!" - Marc G & Shawn R a texas holdem game marc taught us "You're asking a drunk man to catch." - Shawn R Friday May 30, 2008 -- work, surprised bri with dima & kim coming over for drinks & ping pong! later we ate din din at macaroni grill
"That's because they're skinny. They don't have boobs." - Kim B "So where was the skin before? From a penis? - Kim B "I don't have any balls." - Dimitri D ping pong balls "I've got too many balls here." - Brian C "I'm getting spaghetti and meat balls... yeah." "That's exciting." - Janny M & Dimitri D he said facetiously Thursday May 29, 2008
"We're locking this door from now on." - Howard T if dimitri likes older guys now "After work? I'd be down there most of the day!" - Howard T if they sold wine coolers downstairs "I'd get fired for sure." - Howard T Wednesday May 28, 2008
"What feels good? Peeing yourself?" "No, well, that feels good too... All nice and warm." - Janny M & Howard T Tuesday May 27, 2008
Monday May 26, 2008 -- grilled out for lunch and dinner! played rock band & watched indy 1
"Ah, right between the boobies!" - Jen R "I like having sex at night cause it's dark." "Yeah, that way she can't see me." - Jen R & Shawn R "So I'm not allowed to have sex unless it's an orgy?" - Shawn R "If I could afford it, I'd buy it, then turn around and sell it." "What's the point in that?" - Jen R & Janny M shawn's parents house "Sweetie, I don't think these are mine." - Shawn R jen's underwear Sunday May 25, 2008 -- more work on dad's house, doing roof, hung with peeps
"What the hell is God doing in Hell?" - Marc G "Yeah, it's kinda boring not having your husband around." "Yeah, I know." - Jen R & Marc G Saturday May 24, 2008 -- worked on my dad's house, like usual
"Look Huckleberry..." - Uncle George Friday May 23, 2008 -- work, indecisive about din din but we finally decided, then hung out for a while
"I had the best snack ever this afternoon." "What? Pussy?" "Okay, second best snack." - Marc G & Brian C "Made out of real robins." "For real?" - Marc G & Janny M Thursday May 22, 2008
"It's full of crap is what it is." - Howard T "I need something short and small." - Dimitri D "It needs to be something short and stubby." "That's why we were laughing." - Dimitri D & Howard T Wednesday May 21, 2008
"I could do my best Shana... but..." - Mike R signing her name "Did you work anywhere else in two thousand seven?" "Was that last year?" - Mike R & Michelle D Tuesday May 20, 2008
"There's no war zone in Cambodia." - Howard T "Don Turtliony." - Howard T "You hear that? Yeah." - Marc G getting paid for getting fatter on his leave Saturday May 17, 2008
"Yeah but you can't move the house." - Jason G move our cars out of the way but the house is still in the way "Then you might be on the side of the road and that's no fun." - Dave M "I can't find it to suck it." - Marc G Thursday May 15, 2008 -- work
"What happened to you? I don't know my face is in my eye." - Howard T "No, not something that I really get into..." - Howard T "Come back when you've got less to say." - Howard T "No, nothing's in my head." "Yes, I know. You've proved that." - Howard T & Janny M "What do Kennedy and Martin Luther King have in common?" "They're black?" - Brian C & Jen R jen is not a blonde Wednesday May 14, 2008 -- took off the day 2 meet w/ lawyer, did work over dad's
"But then you have to get rid of the body." - Mr Littleton the camero body if we sell the motor, lol "You don't buy these things to make love in." - Mr Littleton his jag Tuesday May 13, 2008
"Yeah, well, I'm going to go take a nap right now... The milk's kicking in." - Dimitri D "I don't have a fake dick." - Marc G Monday May 12, 2008 -- work, hung w/ dima & kim & bri in rockville
"Should I only really suck on this side?" - Kim B just sounds dirty "Mary Had A Little Lamb? No, no. That's way too complicated for me." - Dimitri D to play on guitar Sunday May 11, 2008 -- work over dad's more, had din din w/ bri's parents
"I guess I wasn't pregnant." - Mrs Crider trying to remember a story "Joseph, she's too sort." - Mr Crider joe was using kate as a shield 2 protect him Saturday May 10, 2008 -- work over dad's, got a lot done
"I think they're getting a union... organizing a union." - Uncle George snakes that r in the junk yard will soon be out of a home "See if it's getting fuel, Ryan." "No s**t!" - Uncle George & Ryan Montgomery "Why is his penis in my pocket?" - Shawn R "Yeah, well, my foot spa is better than your massager!" - Jen R "Come on, Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay!" - Shawn R Friday May 9, 2008
Thursday May 8, 2008
"Well a twinkie won't eat a cockroach either, so they're even." - Howard T Tuesday May 6, 2008 -- work, had problems with our email getting to yahoo, dima thought it was a cookie
"You laughed at me?" "Yeah, well, you sorta had to." - Janny M & Howard T "That's not what I heard him call you." - Howard T "Well, maybe not a cookie... maybe a crumpet or a scone." - Dimitri D computer cookies, lol Sunday May 4, 2008 -- played rock band, dinner party with bri's parents & jen & shawn & marc & dima & kim
"It feels like I've been beating off for four hours." - Shawn R "So you've been practicing Foreplay?" - Shawn R the song Saturday May 3, 2008 -- cleaned allll day, dave & busters with the usual peeps 4 a party, partied it down!
"Wait, where's my point?" - Marc G "You know my arm was resting on your boob earlier... Wanna play hot hands?" - Marc G i sat in between marc & bri, they played hot hands "So what do you think is the nicest car in this parking lot?" "The Honda Civic." - Brian C & Marc G Friday May 2, 2008 -- work, went to a chinese buffet, drank over shawn & jen's
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