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"Wow, five years in federal prison? That's awesome!" - Marc G

"You can't win a Ford trophy with a Chevy." "It's true." - Brian C & Robbie W

"Alright, the power should be out." "Yeah, famous last words." - Brian C & Uncle George
bri turned the power off in the house

"Remember when she threw those tiles?" - Aunt Ruth
my sister threw scrabble tiles, it was funny how she said it

"'Fund' isn't a word." "'Fund' is a word, I'll kill you." - Janny M & Aunt Ruth

"No, that's not funny, Aunt Ruth." - Janny M
she put down funny

"That's why I did 'fee'... I'm gonna cry." - Aunt Ruth

"What do I look like? A vending machine?" "Eh..." - Janny M & Howard T

"Well I try to be as incoherent as possible." - Howard T

"If people know what we got paid to do." - Howard T
we were playing frizbee

"People cough, that doesn't mean they're walking." - Howard T

"I'm not a loser. I'm just not a winner." - Janny M

"Instead of a glass slipper, we have a black pump." - Mr Crider

"How you handled that with such finesse." - Uncle George
bri unscrewed a screw

"Why don't we each take one non life threatening load at a time?" - Stacy M
i was overloading to make it faster

"it looks remotely like a penis... a penis with six balls." - Shawn R

"Are we on meter parking?" "I don't know. Is the meter invisible?" - Jen R & Shawn R

"Alright, march." "Don't say that." - Brian C & Shawn R
since he was in the navy

"Yeah, you actually look like a crab when you do that." - Mandy S (pic)
i was captin crab!

"Get ready to chug!" - Shawn R
jens drink was going to explode

"Um, she would get out... and something would be broken." - Mandy S
if she handcuffed ashley somewhere

"Janis, I got something for you." "That's scary." - Mark P & Howard T

"You got a can?" "A can of Coke?" - Brian C & Kim B

"There used to be a bush right there on the floor." - Mandy S
she ment ground

"I have to go." "You have to go? Well don't do it on the floor." - Dimitri D & Howard T

"Then why do I get spanked for agreeing with you? I mean, I like it, but..." - Shawn R
jen spanked shawn for agreeing w/ her

"I hope Honest Bob gets the clap." - Shawn R
that annoying song, i get by

"Play it in retard mode." - Dimitri D

"I'm f**king it up. Don't listen to me." - Dimitri D

"I can't believe Monique's not a part of the red team!" "Yeah! Who'd she have to sleep with to get out of that?" - Janny M & Howard T

"I'll never talk again." - Howard T
all the quotes he makes

"You need a lot to drink before that'll sound good." - Howard T
me trying to whistle the old spice theme

"I should give you a piece of my mind." "You can't afford it." - Dimitri D & Howard T

"Is it going to be too hard for you to have sexy time tonight?" "No, I don't have to use my arm for that." - Jen R & Shawn R
he hurt his arm

"Sometimes... I don't know what the hell we're talking about." - Howard T
dimitri says random things & walks away

"We could try... If it goes it goes, I'm not going to be on that end." - Brian C
bri & his dad were carrying a big shelf down the stairs

"He says 'one more beer and I'll get out of here', he has like three more." - Stacy M
my uncle george can drink!

"Look Janis, I have ten pound balls!" - Shawn R

"If I do bad, I'm going to blame it on the shoes." - Janny M
my shoes were too loose

"Well what do you want me to do? Pull a nine out of my ass?" - Shawn R

"It's not done like that." - Shawn R
corey threw a gutter ball

"That was just a bad throw." - Shawn R

"Clear the thing! No handicap!" - Janny M
brian had a pin down already

"Maybe I'll hit some pins now." - Shawn R

"Everybody else is in the forties and I'm in the twenties." - Shawn R
shawn's bowling score

"Isn't there a terrorist plot you're supposed to be planning?" - Shawn R
bri was doing so well compared to everyone else

"So, what is it like being the size of a great whale?" - Shawn R
insults to bri

"Now I recognize you. You're the one Hancock threw into the ocean!" - Shawn R
bri

"Yeah, that worked. Thanks, Brian." - Shawn R
another gutter ball

"Suck on that, b***h!" - Shawn R
he got 9 down

"Brian's really going to like it cause there's a lot of gay parts in it." - Shawn R
meet the spartins

"It was like this adventure in badges." - Leroy C

"It was a joke." "Oh, okay. Not a very good one." - Dimitri D & Howard T

"I lost the cap... It's not in my balls." - Marc G

"Her headlights went out." "No, they're still there." - Brian C & Marc G
yellow ranger had headlights

"I'm not going to email him, that's just tacky." - Kim M
email a friend to get his car out of their garage

"Yes, yes, he looks like a camel toe sorta guy." - Howard T
i made a remark about dimitri

"Mark, you just suck for sending me two emails an hour since I've been here." - Janny M
lots of work