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"Imagine that. You're not breaking the law and you don't get pulled over." - Brian C
leslie & i run yellows then kiss our hands & put it to the top of the car

"I'm not an old fogey. It's called responsible." - Leslie B
she doesn't do something crazy

"The cookie symmetry is off." - Leslie B (pic)

"Now the cookies are gonna be ruined and my life will be over." - Leslie B

"That's so mature." - Leslie B
i made dave & leslie look for cards under the table

"No, she's doing poorly. We should keep playing." - Leslie B

"His stripper name is Jungle Jim." - Dimitri D
patrick's stripper name

"I have a constant burning also, but I think it's a rash." - Dimitri D

"She doesn't like people." - Dimitri D
funny the way he said it

"I thought that I was seeing things." - Dimitri D
he said someone he knew had big things... u know?

"Eminem's a white man." "Yeah, you're right. He is white." - Brian C & Alan B

"He's gonna have to throw it eventually." - Alan B
wishing cutler would throw an interception

"Intercept! Intercept! Intercept! ...Aww!" - Brian C & Alan B & Janny M
rooting for cutler to throw an interception

"I'm sick of that diva, man." - Alan B
michael ohre

"Alright, I need a real drink now." - Mrs Blanks
the ravens were losing

"Go get O'Neil his bottle... That's just too much." - Mrs Blanks
to name a baby o'neil

"I got lost... My car blew up..." - Leslie B
why she was late

"You know what I'm gonna have? ...Dinner." - Leslie B

"He's only like thirty eight." "...Yeah..." - Janny M & Leslie B

"Are you going to let her meet your family?" - Leslie B
let the waittress meet david's family, leslie didn't meet them yet

"I can't do it. Mine looks like a pepper." - Leslie B
a heart with your hands

"Did she strip and do a pole dance for you?" "No." "Why do you sound so angry?" - Janny M & David E & Leslie B
disappointment

"Seriously, let's talk about vibrators for a minute." - Leslie B
random

"I don't do things quick!" - Leslie B
this may have turned her beat red

"Whatever. My hand's over." - Brian C

"Yeah, but I have to pay for them for you..." - Uncle George
the christmas presents

"Yes you can. You'll squeeze." - James M
he bought his mom pajamas that are too small

"Great. Another box." - James M
i think they're tramatized by boxes now

"Where did you find this?" "The store." - Kim M & Uncle George
a match box car she wanted

"There's your Chevelle. I don't want to hear anymore s**t." - Uncle George
he's been promising kim a chevelle forever

"I didn't even get a hug for the Chevelle. - Uncle George
she hugged us for the digital camera

"I recognize the whole ensemble." - Aunt Janet
she bought all the clothes aunt ruth had on

"Zego?" - Megan R
roshy tried to spell Lego but the L looked like a Z

"No, no... That's for... That's for..." "Wacking Stacy over the head with?" - Mom & Robbie W
a mini dough roller

"Oh, no. Damn you." - Mrs Crider
brian threw her socks in candi's water

"I've got better things to do." - Asim A
than look at a naked picture of nancy pelosi

"Pat, that hammer's not going to work." - James M (pic)
trying to break into the box!

"When I hear 'small in statue', I picture a five foot three dude." - Robbie W
not uncle george

"How do you capsize on a kayak?" - Robbie W

"It only takes one Asian to f**k it up." - Dimitri D
traffic

"She kept it open... like a mouth." - Dimitri D

"The funnest part of the car is the horn." - Leslie B
she honks at everything

"You're asking us if we're hungry, that's like asking a model if she's dumb." - Leslie B

"David, I can't buckle myself... ...How is that funny?" "It is." - Leslie B & David E
she had trouble buclking herself in

"Who keeps track of that stuff?" "Well it's kinda on Yahoo." - Janny M & Leslie B
jon & kate divorced

"Speaking of pussy..." - Leslie B

"Are you going to feed each other too?" "No." - Leslie B & David E
david & bri sharing food

"Off of what?" "A five." - Janny M & Leslie B
she played a 2

"Maybe watch one of the happier episodes... When Rita was still alive." - Janny M
asking roshy if she wanted to see dexter :_(

"You're more into Miley, aren't you?" - Brian C
roshy doesn't like taylor swift

"How does he turn into a bunch of flowers?" - Roshy R
kung fo panda... the turtle turns into flowers?!?

"I don't understand people who don't know how to use a camera... They're like, 'Do you know how to take a picture? You just have to push this button.' I'm like, 'Really? Cause my camera doesn't work like that at all.'" - Roshy R

"You don't see anything swollen now except the score board." - Patrick M

"Don't speak, woman." "I know. I shouldn't." - Patrick M & Kim M
she said something then it happened

"That's a big difference." - Leroy C
alaska to texas

"It has something imprinted on there." "What does it say?" "Property of Marriott." - Leroy C & Ricky C & Brian C

"I keep my balls here." - Ricky C

"The balls are rather large." - Brian C

"Not like they're putting marijuana in it or anything." - Leroy C

"It's kinda hard." - Jovanka C

"Everything is small." - Asim A

"Are you sure they came in a cylinder and not a sack?" - Dimitri D
nuts

"I'm much more effective recruiting in my boxers." - Patrick W

"Yeah, you do. You fantasize they're going to do better." - Mr Crider
the redskins

"He's saying your family's defected." "Well, I know that." - Brian C & Mrs Crider

"Looks like Caesar only orange... and thinner." - Kate C
talking about chaaz

"He's always down." - Mr Crider
albert haynesworth

"Is that a quote? It's flooring!" - Leslie B

"No, but it's moving in a negative way..." - Leslie B

"Brian, you couldn't hide behind a whale." - Leslie B

"Yes! I got like one thing." - Leslie B
one dart on the board

"Jake... doesn't that name sound so fake?" - Leslie B
david & leslie punked bri & i

"I don't have a penis, Brian." - Leslie B

"I'll try it in my room when you guys are gone." - Leslie B
i wanted to do a retard test on her

"It's okay, David, there are other things you can touch." - Leslie B
ouu

"David, I'm not like a sex crazed person, just so you know." - Leslie B
sure sure

"Yeah, you guys need to say something sexual." - Leslie B

"Brian, you don't understand the sexual implications..." - Leslie B
LOL

"In walking, Janis. Get your mind out of the gutter." - Leslie B
she said stamina...

"David has a habit of keeping his mouth shut." "I do. Especially with her and her pads." - Brian C & David E
my quotes

"Now I can't eat taco's ever again." - Leslie B

"I have no clue how to defend that." - Leslie B
an accuzation from bri

"Oh no. That gets quoted?" - Leslie B
everything she says does!

"So what are the scores?" "Shut up." - Janny M & Brian C
i was kicking ass

"I can make her life difficult holding that ace." - David E
lol, i was holding an ace he needed

"Half of my hand revolves around that ace." - David E

"You know what they say, you win some, you lose some." "How is that helpful?" - Janny M & Leslie B

"It's slightly wide..." - David E
brian was bending over, funniest thing!