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"I called up a guitar company and read them a serial number." "To a Mana refrigerator?" - Dimitri D & Howard T

"It's not like I laid them out there nude." - Howard T

"Create a site collection... Well it's already a collection... A collection of crap." - Howard T

"I'd take a known error every once in a while... just one." - Howard T
microsoft w/ their unknown error, thanks

"I like little grills." - Robbie W
lol!

"Full? That's B S." - Roshy R

"Did that say Drunkin Deli? Oh, Dunkin Deli." - Roshy R

"What else can we find?" "Oh, God." - Stacy M & Roshy R
looking through the alcohol books

"But he's just got a white poof." - Roshy R
chaaz & size_t's tails look alike

"Saint Lucia? I went there." - Roshy R
alchoholic drink

"I should weed through my friends." - Stacy M

"How else would you recognize them if it wasn't for their face? I wouldn't recognize any other part of their bodies." - Howard T

"They all look like they're five years old." - Howard T

"A farm? We barely have a garden." - Howard T
server farm

"Download files below... Well we wanna download them at the top." - Howard T

"Well I don't know, my machine's growing moss now." - Howard T
MOSS

"It's your fault. You clicked on it." - Janny M
his computer froze

"In addition, MOSS offers business intelligence... like who's going to notice." - Howard T

"Well we certainly don't need the business intelligence." - Howard T

"That would make sense, wouldn't it? But this is Microsoft." - Howard T

"I wanna see the whole package." - Howard T
lol

"Oh, look, I got the finger!" - Howard T
his computer unfroze

"Dude, tighten your bra." - Dimitri D
lol talking about someone

"Oh, I'm sorry, that's a tart, not a muffin." - Howard T

"Can you come fix it. I messed it up. I mean can you come fix it? You messed it up, by being over there." - Robbie W
robbie messed up the radio & asked stacy to fix it

"Her eyes are already messed up." - Shawn R
i told jen to look @ dimitri

"I'm Irish, I've picked up tricks." - Shawn R

"Did you just high five her?" "No, it's all in your head." "So is the booty you're going to get tonight." - Brian C & Janny M
i high fived jen 4 hitting bri

"Did I just miss a bunch of violence?" - Dimitri D

"Janis, what's your sign? I'm not hitting on you." - Dimitri D

"You better watch your back." "Why? There's nobody behind me." - Janny M & Howard T
insults me

"You don't have to listen to me." "I don't know why you would." - Janny M & Howard T
dimitri ran a red light cause i told him to

"This was what I wanted but they wouldn't let me build it, pricks." - Uncle George

"I've seen some things walk by that I wouldn't..." - Howard T

"I don't think I understand that I... Black skin hole..." - Howard T

"I don't understand." "Me either." - Janny M & Howard T

"I wasn't thinking that at the time." - Howard T
dimitri wants to EAT the waitresses...

"I can't get that out of my mind." - Howard T
the images that form... ugh

"It ranks up there with straddling your grandmother... That image was tough, too." "Speaking of which, I have to call her..." - Howard T & Dimitri D

"Dense? Like stupid?" - Dimitri D
elien said the cake looks dense

"To nernie." - Dimitri D
we had a toast NOT to someone

"Yeah, you don't have to get possessive about it, Paul." - Dimitri D
paul was talking about possessive verbs

"This isn't getting better..." - Paul H
dimitri defending his grandmother straddling

"Do you need help mounting it?" - Dimitri D
a snowboard lol

"Is that the only pussy you're going to be playing with tonight?" - Brian C
shawn holding chaaz

"Our eyes are hurting too. You're in the room." - Brian C

"I am so blonde... Don't quote me on that." - Jen R
forgot we had more than 1 bathroom

"I'd pay to see that." "What? Six men in a tub?" - Jen R & Shawn R

"What do you need a lawyer for? You've got a log cabin." - Janny M

"And he created the dollar bill." - Dimitri D
Lincoln???

"I thought you said Lincoln created it." "No, he made logs." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"That's not even worth typing." - Janny M
i didn't have my quotes sheet so i sent myself a txt, dimitri was saying teenagers would have a bunc

"Touch his eyeballs, he's dead." - Dimitri D

"Seasoned? What is she, a french fry?" - Dimitri D

"I want you to bring your portal... knowledge." - Dimitri D

"Get out of my face... book..." - Dimitri D

"What do you guys think if I take Hangbing under my wing..." - Dimitri D

"If I lived here, I'd be depressed." - Howard T
those signs saying 'if you lived here, you'd be home'

"What is it, ass clown?" - Shawn R

"That was a crazy color for that little space." - Kate C
joe & kates bathroom was once red

"I'm not sure what color it is." - Mr Crider
orange bleeding through white

"Let us all have lettuce." - Janny M
jen looked at me funny

"Wha, sha, bra, Brian!" - Jen R

"Is he her son?" - Jen R
august rush, duh! this was 1/2 way through the movie!

"The only reason to go to an Orioles game is to get drunk." - Mrs Blanks

"I'd change my name." - Loreal B
if her name was georgetta

"I'm having my eye cut open." "You don't have to rub it in." - Jen R & Shawn R
jen is getting alll next week off

"Well then what are we doing with that big rod?" - Jen R
lol!

"Yeah, it won't do you any good when it's all iced over." - Janny M
the anti slip things on the stairs