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"I didn't get none that night." - Uncle George
when he said a bad comment to his wife

"Yeah, because I don't want a wave to come and knock it off." - Shawn R
jens bathing suit

"Are you in there puking like a light weight?" - Shawn R
bri bri got plastered

"I'm surprised you haven't stripped down to your pants." - Jen R
down to my pants???

"You were gonna smack my ass!" - Jen R
bri

"Ah, you haven't beat me yet." - Janny M
i made 33% of the song, shawn was like almost done when i said this

"A warm, spicy feeling down there..." - Dimitri D

"Just take a fork and you can eat right out of your diaper." - Howard T
all u can eat buffett

"It depends on the occasion." - Dimitri D

"Grease is the word." - Dimitri D

"Good God. He's bigger than I am." - Uncle George
person on the big screen

"Isn't it your wife's job to soak your hammer?" - Janny M
shawn marinating the steaks

"What? That's the first time I'm hearing that." - Shawn R
rosie

"This movie's unrealistic." - Janny M
u can't stear a remote control car from the inside!

"I'm gonna stab your wife." - Shawn R

"...When my happy ass is up at five A M in the morning." - Shawn R
i was bragging that i wake up @ 7:20

"I actually had some nachos." - Shawn R

"No, when the spider gets to any size, I smash." - Shawn R
wolf spider in dad's house!

"My violent tendencies?" - Jen R
after she said that she started hitting bri 4 his comment

"What'd you say? I just heard I'm gonna go strip." - Shawn R
strip the bed

"Oh, are we really going to have to read?" - Janny M
Valkyrie

"I like a little alone time... With my hand." - Dimitri D

"I guess I'll just mouse myself around." - Howard T
his keyboard didn't work

"They probably did it in the parking lot at Walmart." - Shawn R
talking about bri & i

"I'm not eating any meat." "Sorry, Brian." - Janny M & Shawn R
i'm a vegetarian for a week

"Yeah, right. You're going to work." "I am going to work. I'm going to surf the internet." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"There's an extra Dimitri Dubrovsky." - Dimitri D
monique was jelous dimitri got a office label

"As long as they're not coming back here, I don't give a damn." - Mr Crider
the tires

"I don't want to look at your Flintstone feet." - Uncle George

"So one guy with all those different color shirts on?" - Robbie W
bri was telling a joke

"Here's a dumb blonde joke... Mom, I think you should leave." - James M

"No, I mean I have something in my drawers." - Dimitri D

"To be bouncing on something that big..." - Dimitri D

"Then why are you a recruiter if you hate people?" - Janny M
dimitri

"I haven't heard that much ouu for a long time now." - Masoud D

"Oh, there's the lawn mower. I didn't see it cause it's in the middle of the fricken jungle!" - Uncle George
mom claims her lawn mower was stolen when it was in fact on the lawn

"I love to do that. You tell me to shut up then you give me some beer." - James M

"I'm all just pieced together... This part is a Buick." - Uncle George

"It's like a war zone..." - Uncle George
the cats hunt & bring stuff home

"Cars don't have a motor..." "I know." "Well you just said 'motor'." "I know." - Janny M & Uncle George

"Thanks for turning me onto that... I'm not saying that I'm turned on or anything..." - Dimitri D

"What's the difference if it's up or down? You have to put it in your mouth anyway." - Dimitri D
a lilipop... it was actually

"Bigger... not in girth bigger..." - Dimitri D

"I don't get raises... I don't get sex..." - Dimitri D

"What was that? I can't hear you over your lip gloss." - Janny M
ai

"Ah! Pee pee on my floor!" - Jen R

"Why is the door locked?" - Jen R

"I must have married a caveman... He looks like a caveman." - Janny M
he set the table w/ no utensils!

"I guess we're supposed to eat with our fingers." - Jessica A

"We build bankruptcy." - Brian C
chrysler commercial

"Of course it's fine. I did it." - Mr Crider

"I need glasses with the magnifying glass." - Mrs Crider

"We got married in seventy nine... Eighteen seventy nine, that is." - Mr Crider

"Imprisoned forever." - Mr Crider
cause he's married

"Corey was like this really annoying guy." "Oh, I couldn't tell at all." - Janny M & Eileen D

"We don't discriminate against money." - Shahnaz D

"They have what's called a swing sack." - Dimitri D
talking about my nutbra idea

"Wow. Imagine that." - Janny M
EVERY1 & EVERYTHING that goes on in fringe is around boston ma

"This episode is just full of s**t that's pissing me off." - Shawn R
house

"It's just a little bit shorter." - Ryan Montgomery
had to cut up one of bri's old tshirts to make a marker

"Cleaning and stuff..." - Ryan Montgomery
what was left bri can wear when cleaning

"Speaking of stamps..." - Jen R
stamps was mentioned in a movie we were watching

"I've got another hunk of meat but no one wants to eat that." - Shawn R

"We're grilling... We need beer." - Shawn R

"Shut up, okay? I'm not good at math." "It shows." - Jen R & Brian C
she thought 110 times 2 is 150

"Shawn, not all your benefits are through you." - Brian C
'benefits'...?

"Yes, I'm going to grope myself... eh, yeah!" - Shawn R

"You're going to have McDonalds on the side of that sh**t." - Brian C
mocking x3

"What are we meeting in some back alley, sure? This is just..." - Stacy M