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"You wanna play doctor?" - Dimitri D

"The grandma that you straddle?" "It doesn't matter what I do to her." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"Is there anything in my hair?" - Psycho W
his head is shaved

"He said he looks up to me. Must be because I'm taller than him." - Psycho W

"It was no kinky s**t." - Psycho W
his dog licked his leg in bed

"Looks like he broke down... It's a Chrysler." - Brian C
some1 on the side of the road

"She wants it in a bag, man." - Janny M
how monique wanted her lemonade

"I need to start taking better care of myself orally." - Dimitri D

"I assumed you'd remember food... You're a fat man." - Shawn R

"Of course he'd remember meat!" - Janny M
bri

"See the big red thing? That's a dumpster." - Mr Crider

"I don't want to break my arm." - Uncle George
slapping kim's butt

"How's it looking for my sixty seven?" "You might have a headlight." - Kim M & Uncle George
kim wants a 67 nova

"That's why you don't go on drugs." - James M (pic)
what uncle george looks like

"Yes!" - James M
part of the plane we were flying fell from the roof

"Bri, you wanna shake this up for me? I know you're good at this motion." - Shawn R
u know what motion

"There's M***** right there... He has boobs." - Dimitri D

"I came here to say something." "I can hardly wait." - Dimitri D & Howard T

"That's not all the time." "That's all the time, trust me." - Janny M & Howard T
that i don't know what i'm saying

"It goes plump plump... like bird s**t." - Uncle George
when painting stucko ceiling the paint gets over u

"It's gonna be filled with something, it meas well be dead bodies." - Stacy M
a hole

"That's alright. I'll pass on the chocolate." - Uncle George
chocolate axe colone

"Fruit loops!" - Psycho W
asking uncle george what his favorite breakfast was

"So she cusses like a sailor, so she's definitely not a mouth virgin." - Shawn R
jen

"I'm a virgin." - Jen R
yeah right

"Let me figure out where you gotta be, Psyc." "Home in bed." - Uncle George & Psycho W

"Yeah, you're fat. I'm fluffy." - Psycho W
talking to bri

"I ain't too heavy for this, am I?" - Psycho W (pic)

"I lost mine." - Psycho W
talking about perses

"I'd rather smell like a dog than smell like that." "Celine Dion?" - Uncle George & Stacy M
celine dion perfume

"Oh, I'm always fat." - Brian C

"You do smell nice." - Psycho W
i sprayed celine dion perfume on brian

"If anything, I'll get struck by lightening because of my giant rod." "...Huh?" - Shawn R & Jen R

"What? It's a crack?" - Shawn R

"That's why I thought it would be safe to name them that." - Brian C
he picked safe names to name his hands then he dated 1

"It's way late for an Easter Lilly." "Well, yeah, it's June." - Janny M & Shawn R

"Can we have sex?" - Shawn R

"M*****'s uglier than that." - Dimitri D

"Do you wanna go see it?" - Jen R
forget what, it was a quote at the time

"Eww, stuff!" - Janny M

"Hey, all of this was hand jobs..." - Janny M
before i realized what i said

"He doesn't know his paperwork." - Uncle George

"She was probably from Annapolis." - Kim M
the lady who passed us on the shoulder

"I don't feel any chest hair on my chin." - Jen R

"I'm going, I gotta big deck." - James M
playing bs

"Mini social!" - Patrick M

"Keep me in the game... That ain't working." - Nelson N
CLR

"I don't want you to watch M T V, Pat..." "It's not really my fault." "Wait, what band is this?" - Kim M & Patrick M

"It just kinda came out." - Kim M
the above quote

"I could never catch up to anyone because I was a little fat kid." - Dimitri D

"Well, she's probably used to Bri wearing something girly." - Shawn R
me

"Oh, that'd be great!" - Janny M
power outage, restore previous session in FF

"Let's see how they f**ked up my bill this time." - Brian C

"I'm checking that kid for steroids after the game." - Uncle George
a kid on the opposing team

"If he was walking on his hands he'd be home." - Uncle George

"Well... he's different." "Be nice, James." "Well, Dad, look." - James M & Uncle George
pictures of dimitri on my phone

"Chomper get up here. She's gonna smell like dog." - Kim M
she is a dog

"You know what, he's a pain in the butt." - Mrs Crider
curtis

"It could be worse, though. Jen could be driving and we be passengers." - Brian C

"It's true." - Shawn R
it's easier to blame some1 else when ur in the hospitol