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"Spring break in Florida... that's never good." - Shawn R
playing life

"Ah! I lost myself." - Jen R

"That's ridiculous. I'm leaving them at gas stations now." - Mark B
he had like 5 kids in life

"I live in a mobile home and I'm a sales person." - Jen R

"Mark, you better pick up our son." - Maria B
marks kid fell out of his car

"So you're saying the only reason you have me is because you don't have money?" - Maria B

"Buy an S U P." - Maria B
yes, that's right, she said sup

"A mechanic won the Nobel Prize?" - Shawn R
jen won the nobel prize

"Did I like run over your dog or something?" - Mark B
i kept stealing money from him

"It's just like real life." - Shawn R
he's poor

"...Which I can actually afford." - Mark B
laughing at jen who was $600k in debt

"Alright, I'm really not rich anymore." - Mark B
people kept suing him cause he had more $$

"I was just covering up my orange bills." - Mark B
orange was $100k bills

"Wait. Did someone loose a child?" - Brian C
there was an extra kid on the board

"We just kept getting kids, I don't know what happened." - Maria B

"My good bras... smashed." - Stacy M

"These jeans. These jeans." - Stacy M
her clothing was messed up

"It's two bucks extra for the grip." "F**k the grip." - Shawn R & Brian C
buying oil filter

"I got my pants on backward... Easy access for Brian." - Shawn R
pajama pants

"Where's the diagrams, damn it?" - Shawn R

"I think it's catchy." - Janny M
follow the radiator hose (spoof of yellow brick road)

"That's too small... I know you've heard that a few times." - Shawn R
poor bri

"Woo... It moved." - Jen R
spider

"Stac, do you like speed bumps?" "No." - Brian C & Stacy M
she said no in a very cute way

"He's so funny, your husband." - Tricia B
talking to me

"This seems quaint." - Travis B

"It fell off." - Tricia B
tricia dropped her lemon on the floor

"You doing okay over there?" - Travis B
tricia kept dropping food & lemons

"I want to go back and write a review... I have quite a few words..." - Travis B
the restaurant we went to was bad

"They stole a little something from us tonight so..." - Travis B
the restaurant

"There, it's pretty." - Tricia B
fixed the comforter so it looks pretty

"No sucking on the nipples." "It's not fair." - Jen R & Shawn R

"I thought you got attacked by a crab." - Mr Crider
wilma screamed, she spilled water on herself

"All I felt was legs..." - Mrs Crider
reaching in the crab bag

"This is sex in a wrapper." "It's true!" - Mrs Crider & Mr Crider

"Serving size is three balls." - Mrs Crider

"I just saw a breathtaking episode." "Breathtaking episode?" - Dimitri D & Howard T

"I was like 'Monique, you're so smart, you're a winner'." - Monique S
she almost set her house on fire bc she was testing a lighter

"Look at this black asshole... I mean his car is black. I'm not sure if he's black." - Monique S

"Gonna climb the highest mountain... Da da da da... something about a mountain..." - Dimitri D
trying to sing a song

"Oh, your scooter, mmm." - Ernie A
talking in a flamboyant voice

"Unless they decide, oh s**t, we're going to run this like a real company now..." - Ernie A

"I bet she's a minx... She's gotta be." - Ernie A

"Make me have sex with them all the time." "Well, if that's your thing..." - Dimitri D & Ernie A

"'Your luck has completely changed today.' I hope not, I'm having good luck recently." - Ernie A
fortune cookie

"So you were watching your home flip books, alright." - Ernie A

"I'm not putting out just so we're clear." - Ernie A
dimitri & i got ernies din din

"We were drinking a lot." "No!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A

"He does not look happy." "He's a horseshoe crab." - Brian C & Jen R

"I'd rather unmake the bed." - Shawn R

"That is such a racist dealership... Coons?" "I don't get it." - Shawn R & Jen R

"We have a two two, too." - Jen R
2 br 2 b lol 22,2

"You only know that because you were watching House Hunters." - Shawn R
a city in new mexico

"Walmart has some really good sex games." - Patrick D

"Then I'll have to call everyone... Here's new number, here's my new number..." - Becky W
if she gets a new carrier

"Sometimes old granny's go on..." "I don't want to see it." - Becky W & Shawn R

"You going to play without straps?" - Shawn R
the guitar rockband

"I like her for her bra." - Becky W

"What's with all the women?" - Shawn R
randomly chosen player in rb kept being women 4 shawn

"What was that name of the girl in the bra?" - Becky W
she really liked that bra

"You know, I've tried to put a bottle in there... it's harder than you think." - Becky W
u don't wanna know

"I've never tried to put a hair brush up my wohoo." "That's not what you've told me." - Jen R & Shawn R

"My favorite topic is poop." - Becky W

"I can't sit on my dogs crate and take a s**t." - Jen R

"No, no, no, no, no, no." - Becky W
i wanted to quote something she said

"Are you touching my boobies?" "Oh, my bad." - Becky W & Patrick D

"Your toes look much better now that you've got them cleaned." - Becky W

"I can make it so it looks like Bush is threatening my life." "Well, he is. You're a democrat." - Janny M & Brian C

"Stacy's packing job... Will's packing job." - Mr Harich (pic)
stacy's box was on the right while will's was on the left

"You look like Children Of The Corn." - Stacy M
bri was just standing out there in dad's field

"It better have a thousand dollar bill taped to its ass." - Uncle George

"This is like sex in potato form here." - Paul H
outback bacon & cheese fries

"What's that Brian? You don't have a thought in your head? That makes sense." - Seth W

"I'm just bad in public in general." - Paul H

"Holy crap, that's a house?" - Brian C
castle like house we saw

"She bought it." "Yeah, she would." - Dimitri D & Howard T
talking about me

"I'm sorry, I don't know why this story is funny." - Janny M
everything was funny to me that night

"You talk too fast." "You listen too slow." - Janny M & Howard T

"And there it hit me later, he thinks I'm a bimbo." - Monique S

"You said google, right?" - Dimitri D

"I thought you were a photographer." - Patty D
dimitri

"Gene Simmons is your role model?" - Patty D

"They should have used white ink on that tatoo." - Howard T
black skin

"He's looking at your thing... Ou!" - Howard T

"Let me magnify that for you..." - Howard T
talking about small... things...

"I'm Irish, I don't want to hear about calories in my beer." - Shawn R

"I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas." "No, that's what Brian likes to eat." - Jen R & Shawn R

"I'm incredibly flexible like Jen." "I don't think you could be with that gut." - Brian C & Shawn R

"Whatever I do, when I see it, I can't help but eat." "I'm trying to eat!" - Brian C & Jen R
bri was talking about a different kind of eat

"What did I just kick?" "Me." - Janny M & Brian C

"You're the one who's writing these down. We're not supposed to remember." - Shawn R
i forgot a quote said from dinner

"I'm usually good at Box In The Man." - Jen R
she meant man in the box

"Jen, I told you, I got this." - Latora F
a lighter

"Shawn, I'm gonna be on YouTube." "...Oh, wonderful." - Jen R & Shawn R
i got video of her doing something funky

"I ate all the Crunches." "Oh, you suck." "Uh, huh." - Jen R & Janny M

"Woah! Too many obstacles for drunk people." - Janny M
trying to get to the bathroom, things were in the way

"I'm coming out so..." - Shawn R
we knew it!

"I think my wife just goosed your wife." - Shawn R
talking to corey, jen felt brie up

"You have to hide the liquor bottle." - Brie B

"She's having sex with my phone!" - Janny M

"I gotta gay friend, so..." - Shawn R
pointing to brian

"I'm sodaly drunk." - Jen R
she meant totally

"Where's Pennsylvania?" - Jen R
they go there at least once a month

"She'll be number one in no time." - Janny M
jen making quotes cause she was drunk

"Come sit on my lap." - Becky W
talking to jen

"Hey, Shawn... Is that your name?" - Jen R
her husband?

"The only person who might get some is Becky." - Shawn R
from jen

"Maybe she'll give herself some." - Becky W
jen

"That was not quotable!" - Becky W

"She's humping anything and everything!" - Brie B

"Why is my underwear wet? Did I pee myself?" "Probably." - Jen R & Janny M

"Touch my boobs if you want to..." - Brie B
talking to jen so she doesn't get on me

"In his spare time he plays computer games and dates me." - Becky W
it's only 1 or the other really

"Baby, do you want some?" "No, not really." - Jen R & Brie B

"Who's calling me? Becky cell... Becky's here..." - Jen R
haha

"We all need sex, honey." - Becky W

"What's she doing now?" "She found a beer." - Janny M & Becky W
lol jen

"I think I'd look kinda funny if I had to." - Brie B
forgot what this was about

"Beautiful, Jen. Put them away." - Brie B
jen flashing

"I told your ass to look away." - Brie B
prob talking to jen

"I can't feel the panty line..." - Jen R
feeling up someone

"Send her out here, then I can fondle her or something." - Becky W
jen

"It looks like you're bending the table in and it's bending the leaf." - Becky W

"She's got her eyes open, she's good." - Becky W
jen

"Ah, I'm left alone with two girls!" - Janny M

"Where's the clicker button?" - Becky W
figuring out the computer?

"You might have a booby on your camera." - Becky W
jen flashing

"She might like drown in the toilet." - Becky W
jen

"Are you guys ready to say quotes cause I'm ready to type them." - Janny M
ran out of paper so i emailed myself

"I'm done doing quotes tonight... That's not true at all." - Janny M

"You gotta help catch it... Or hold her hair back." - Becky W
jen throwing up

"Jen throw up... It can't get anymore English than that." - Janny M
writing a quote subtitle

"I don't exactly use hair brushes, but that's okay..." - Becky W
u don't wanna know

"Did you try pet-no-bis-no?" - Becky W

"Your husband might be gay but I'm not." - Shawn R
talking about bri

"Why don't you just like touch her?" - Shawn R
becky on jen

"For being drunk, that was pretty f**king fast." - Shawn R

"Jen, do you want a bun? I mean not in the oven or anything..." - Becky W

"I was just keeping my mouth shut at first." - Becky W
shawns boxers with stewie made it look like he was wearing a thong

"I was not allowed to wear those shoes to work." - Becky W