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"Sorry, I have to expel everything." - Dimitri D
he was sick for the past 4 days

"How is that even going to fit in your mouth?" "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W

"Wow, look at you. You're getting good at this... That's what she said." - Dimitri D

"It wouldn't be quick for me." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Patrick W

"Oh man, that was good." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M & Dimitri D
dimitri & i both said twss

"We're gonna make a penis made from a magnet." - Dimitri D

"He didn't seem to concerned about it..." - Seth W
seth's doctor wasn't concerned about his dangerously high corestoral

"I'm not Leslie. I don't talk about penises all the time." - Seth W

"Luckily I had some last night." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W

"Move... this is fast food." - Seth W
waiting at mcdonalds

"What are these dark parachutes coming at us... Aw, nothing." - Seth W
air force one

"Okay, what do you got? Got some plans?" - Beth L
a person on the road wasn't deciding what they were doing

"It must have had good donuts." - Ryan L
a 7/11 that had cops there all the time

"I would have paid to see that." - Ryan L
the making of a part lab & weiner dog

"I can't wait to see it." - Ryan L
the part lab weiner dog

"And the girls got naked... It was a blessing." - Ryan L

"It's not like I'm shooting someone who's running away from me... Unless he's really fast." - Ryan L
ryan is a cop

"He's not angry that you just interrupted his donut..." - Ryan L

"One of my teachers was from West Virginia." "They know how to count?" - Brian C & Ryan L

"Too many toga parties." - Ryan L
why greece is going under

"Under Rico they busted the entire mafia family, right?" "That's a shame." - Brian C & Ryan L

"I'll give up sex for another bowl... Well probably not for that long." - Ryan L
a bowl of real italian food

"There's a hundred twenty eight windows." "God, I'd hate to clean them." - Janny M & Ryan L

"It's very stiff." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W

"Oh man, I got the table wet." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M

"Normal things... bombs... she won't wake up." - Dimitri D

"Where's Shiane's food?" "It's in her stomach." - Shawn R & Jen R
dekota ate it

"This is also a padded shirt, but yes, my boobs have grown." - Jen R
she's prego

"Don't be dancing to this f**king song, babe." - Shawn R
buckcherry - crazy bitch

"I'm not talking about ethnically black comedies." - Dimitri D

"Patrick, could I bother you for some nuts?" - Dimitri D
patrick was eating nuts

"Why don't we just poke them?" "Maybe they don't wanna be poked." - Janny M & Dawn B
the binding things for presentations

"Self opening legs... Oh, maybe I can use it for more than just ping pong." - Dimitri D

"Winston... I forgot his last name." "Winston Churchill." - Asim A & Masoud D

"Look at me... I'm okay... except for that twitch." - Dimitri D
he drank tap water all his life

"I don't like nuts in my mouth." - Dimitri D

"You should dye." "But I want to live." - Janny M & Dimitri D
dye his hair, lol

"Oh the sign?" "Yes, the sign... The whole reason why I'm up here." - Mr Crider & Brian C

"She was too young for you." - Kate C
someone joe met on a cruise

"You know how I know it's allergies? I just know." - Kate C

"Hey Mister Leno... What do you do about bad gas?" - Joe C
lol the question brian would ask leno

"I kept hitting the same thing but they would dangle and fall." - Joe C
darts

"Joe, is this really appropriate?" "Yeah, it's great." - Kate C & Joe C
telling a bad joke

"My stomach, it's shaped like a burrito." - Dimitri D

"My penis is by far larger than hers." - Dimitri D

"It's like gooping off the side." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Dimitri D

"Your face doesn't get paid." - Dimitri D

"Do I have a drill? I don't like the sound of that." - Uncle George

"Well, there go my dreams... My dreams of fifteen more points." - Janny M

"Thank you for helping us with our Weight Watchers resolutions." - Beth L
i brought in donuts

"We should make love to the burrito." - Dimitri D

"Yeah, but I didn't wear a shirt today." - Leslie B
really?

"I don't really care about Seth's opinion." - Leslie B
lol

"It's like penis this, penis that." - Leslie B

"Aren't you like twenty eight?" - Leslie B
talking to brian, OUCH!

"Hey, at least I move my lips." - Leslie B

"The sacrifices I do for my friends." - Leslie B
took a few hearts to prevent someone from shooting the moon

"How could you have any respect for yourself if I let you win?" - Leslie B

"Whew! Don't want to get stuck with that in my hand." - Janny M
9 of diamonds

"The next time I'm in a position..." - Leslie B

"It's all mushy." "So is your face." - Leslie B & Janny M

"You need to be soulful." "So you have to be high as s**t." - Leslie B & Brian C

"How many did you get?" - Leslie B
talking to ray who got a lot, she said this softly

"That's still not that high, considering we're only five or six hands in... or three." - Janny M
he had like 50 points in 3 hands of hearts

"My face is failing?" - Leslie B

"Is there something wrong with your music?" "Is there something wrong with your face?" "I think that's self evident." - Janny M & Leslie B & Brian C

"I just can't multitask." "That's not what the other two guys said last night." - Leslie B & Brian C
LOL!

"It's yours... with a heart." - Leslie B

"It's a leaf... It makes the table bigger!" - Leslie B

"Who else is going to start a political debate on a Friday night?" - Janny M

"Okay, I'm ready to take the bullet." - Ray L

"Oh no. Now I can't walk around naked anymore." - Leslie B
brian broke her blinds

"Well, those blinds are cheap." "Not the only cheap thing in this room." - Leslie B & Brian C

"No, my life is ruined." - Leslie B

"Wow, they come with a little pillow so the watches can sleep?" - Dimitri D
my watches

"You have to hit it harder." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W

"The batteries will outlast you." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M

"Naw, I had a dog one time that didn't like beer... I got rid of his ass." - Uncle George

"I don't like so much milk." "You're a baby." - Patrick M & James M

"Look at that, she's like evil." - James M
patrick's cat

"I took these because they're actually working." - Kim M
patrick & james were shoveling, she took a picture