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"I have a question for you... Not you... But one day I will." - Dan B
he wasn't talking to me

"Sweet. Check out that ride." - Meg H
it was a bycycle with a trolley

"I'm eating... don't talk about balls and penises." - Dimitri D

"Come here, come here..." - Meg H
her flip flop

"It's really bright in here... it's either the lights or my beauty." - Leslie B

"When was I around a penis?" - Leslie B

"There's only so much Photoshop can edit out..." - Janny M
leslie's profile pic

"No, come on, Brian. Put it away." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Leslie B
brian's camera

"Did you like our squeak band?" - Leslie B
we were making music via wiki's toys

"So the car show wasn't that bad?" "Well, you went." - Brian C & Leslie B
lol

"I don't like it when people laugh at people with disabilities." - Leslie B
talking about me & my jokes

"I'm sorry. I kinda lost focus when you stopped talking about me." - Leslie B

"On the way out, we hustle. Gimpy here can't keep up." - Mr Crider

"We should walk in and order a sandwich." - Leslie B
an old sub shop they're converting into something... workers were working on it friday night

"You should be good at finding balls." - Janny M
leslie, we lost a pool ball

"Excuse me. You're getting in the way of me looking at myself." - Leslie B

"I thought you said you weren't good." "I'm not." - Brian C & Tim C
he got one in

"My golden locks can't be contained." - Tim C
leslie asked tim for a scrunchie

"If you were me, you'd be thinking about you, too." - Leslie B

"I think only ugly people need to wear makeup." - Leslie B
that's wrong

"Emergency purified water... Just add water." - Ernie A
survival pack

"I'm a bartender, not a mad scientist." - Ernie A
dimitri's drink

"She said she wants to give you head." - Ernie A
i did not!

"What do you think of this Caribbean Jerk? - Dimitri D

"We don't go to bars as much as you do." - Dimitri D
talking to patrick

"He's some sort of wizard!" - Ernie A
patrick's trick to not make the napkin stick to the beer glasses

"Something about the salt and the water..." - Patrick W
his trick

"It's like drinking spaghetti sauce." - Ernie A
dimitri's drink

"What is this s**t?" - Ernie A
dimitri's phone

"It's a European phone!" - Dimitri D

"I'm gonna call corporate about their cheese." - Dimitri D (pic)
it's not blue!

"Okay... I'm writing this down for the bible..." - Patrick W
how the bible came about

"I'll send you a link cause I'm gonna f**k up the numbers..." - Ernie A

"They gave me a strainer to pee through." - Ernie A
poor ernie has kidney stones :(

"I shook his hand..." - Patrick W
the above quote

"I know it looks like a dildo..." - Dimitri D

"We have behavior modification on..." - Dimitri D

"I called him up once for directions and apparently that's something I'll never do again." - Leslie B
that's how joe knows her

"We pronounce water, wutor." "Water." - Janny M & Leslie B
she pronounced it correct

"I've never met a prostitute by the name of Leslie." - Leslie B

"That doesn't look like a penis, at least none that I've seen." - Leslie B

"Why would I do the bending over? Why can't he do the bending over?" - Leslie B

"I'm very blunt about that kind of thing..." - Leslie B
talking about things...

"I don't remember rummy." - Josh H
really? this is a pity quote

"I don't want a pity quote." - Josh H

"Harder, harder. Those words are engraved in my memory." - Leslie B

"It's called a gator... Do you want your gator?" "I'm not going to talk that way to a dog... Do you want your piglet?" - Janny M & Leslie B
she did

"Now, this is the Salsita shuffle... It's kinda like sprinkles..." - Leslie B

"Nothing I like better than Brian's testicles on my dress." - Leslie B

"Are you saying that I'm giving away free milk?" - Leslie B
yes!

"Then let me play the chick for a minute..." - Brian C

"Very feminine." "That's okay. I'm secure in my manly hood." - Janny M & Uncle George
his favorite song was pretty girly

"I'll be glad when this is over." "What?" "Getting old." - Kim M & Uncle George

"It looked like the pyramids of Egypt." - Uncle George
chompers crap

"What do you know about Bertucci's?" "It's an Italian restaurant." - Brian C & Janny M (pic)

"I like that name." "Not as much as I do." - Janny M & Drew T
suffering bastard drink

"You know, I have no filter at all..." - Erica O
what she says

"Do you watch Lost?" "No. I watched it once and I was lost." - Tim C & Gabe T

"I don't know why... Do I put out a gay vibe?" - Tim C
guys keep asking him out

"Damn it. Now I forgot a good joke..." "You'll get it back." - Drew T & Tim C

"No... Change the channel... Where's the Care Bears Movie?" - Drew T
he said he hates friday the 13th

"And I can't take my drink with me!" - Erica O
her lights were on & d&b made an announcement so she had to go turn them off

"I look pregnant... What's up with that?" - Erica O

"I ripped songs and burned my own CD!" "Welcome to the nineties." - Gabe T & Erica O
lol

"No, they didn't think it was a bomb. They thought it was something that would make the plane blow up." - Drew T
uh, a bomb?

"What? Something bubble gum whore?" - Gabe T

"Sometimes you need to fluff them up and put them back." - Erica O
talking about boobs

"Talk about falling for him..." - Gabe T
a girl tripped into dimitri

"My friend's like 'Are you drinking that straight?'. I'm like 'there's ice in it'." - Erica O

"He only does it on Friday's." - Susan D
i told drewt he looks like sam from trueblood (a shifter) so i said i think he'll change into a dog

"Glazed and confused." - Drew T
lol

"I was just about to grab you with emphasis." - Dimitri D

"It looks great until you see the calorie count." - Jon B

"What is this stuff near the chicken?" - Dimitri D
in the picture, it was kinda funny

"There's no pictures, you can come." - Tricia B
her grandmother didn't want to come in the house because of pictures

"He doesn't high five, so..." - Tricia B
what will travis' reaction to the baby be?

"They are poopy diapers but it's not real poop." - Janelle A
baby shower game

"It's not real poop, people." - Janelle A

"I'm going to go reheat the diapers." - Janelle A

"Wow, these are really well wrapped." - Tricia B
the present wasn't... it had places where it wasn't wrapped

"I hope that's not our nudity." - Brian C
naked chess piece in true blood

"I'm a good kisser, okay? It's probably written in a bathroom somewhere." - Leslie B

"How's Joe? Not that he has anything to do with masturbation..." - Leslie B

"I wanna take it nice and slow which means waiting at least a couple of minutes..." - Leslie B

"If I put my hand up, you're not gonna wanna take the picture." - Howard T
he didn't want to get his picture holding up the leaning tower of pisa

"I thought graves disease was when you got berried and you didn't wanna be." - Howard T

"My luck, the string would break... Aw, damn!" - Howard T
ways to prevent people from being berried alive

"And I thought if only I was ten years younger." - Aunt Ruth
she said a cute 20 year old came to give her an estimate... aunt ruth is 85

"That's it?" - Mom
aunt ruth did HIS in scrabble