{"id":181,"date":"2008-12-31T16:10:06","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T21:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=181"},"modified":"2009-03-10T11:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T16:06:00","slug":"2009-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"2009 Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thought I&#8217;d be trendy and blog about what I want to accomplish next year:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Be more soft spoken, tone it down a bit and watch what I say<\/li>\n<li>Have more parties\/go to more parties<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t feel the need to say how I feel all the time<\/li>\n<li>Get PHP certified<\/li>\n<li>Get at least 1,000 <a title=\"Quotes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/quotes\" target=\"_blank\">quotes<\/a> next year<\/li>\n<li>See Aunt Ruth and Aunt Janet more<\/li>\n<li>Get over some things that bother me<\/li>\n<li>Keep off the 10 pounds I just lost (currently weigh 150), be healthier and eat healthier<\/li>\n<li>Treat Brian and Candi better (always a resolution)<\/li>\n<li>Do something good for the environment or humanity<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Immediate future:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Buy a house<\/li>\n<li>Buy a new Prius<\/li>\n<li>Get Candi off the cone (poor puppy)<\/li>\n<li>Settle my Dad&#8217;s estate (not in my control)<\/li>\n<li>See a doctor and dentist<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thought I&#8217;d be trendy and blog about what I want to accomplish next year: Be more soft spoken, tone it down a bit and watch what I say Have more parties\/go to more parties Don&#8217;t feel the need to say how I feel all the time Get PHP certified Get at least 1,000 quotes next [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}