{"id":191,"date":"2009-01-29T10:27:42","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T15:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=191"},"modified":"2009-01-29T10:29:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T15:29:14","slug":"twenty-five-random-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"Twenty Five Random Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, thought I&#8217;d do it too since I need a break from work. Here&#8217;s 25 things you might not know about me.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I don&#8217;t like talking on the phone (unless it&#8217;s to people I know) so I get Brian to do it usually.<\/li>\n<li>I will always wear a T shirt and shorts swimming, no matter what.<\/li>\n<li>I never ever want to have kids although I have their names picked out already.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t speak up enough when I should and I&#8217;m a chicken, most of the time.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m still undecided on where I stand when it comes to gun control and legalizing marijuana.<\/li>\n<li>A cold Keystone Light is the only beer I can drink without cringing the first few sips.<\/li>\n<li>I memorized the lyrics to REM &#8211; The End Of The World, Eminem &#8211; Without Me, Linkin Park &#8211; Bleed It Out, Austin Powers Dr Evil &#8211; Just The Two Of Us, Nelly &#8211; Ride With Me, and Billy Joel &#8211; We Didn&#8217;t Start The Fire. I can sing all of them successfully. Barenaked Ladies &#8211; One Week I can&#8217;t quite sing because it&#8217;s too fast; same with Blues Travelers &#8211; Hook.<\/li>\n<li>It makes me feel special when people copy me. I started a few trends in High School. My friends copied my TV, my TV stand, my couch, and my phone.<\/li>\n<li>My two favorite things are politics and football.<\/li>\n<li>I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted and however much I wanted, but now I have to cut back a little to maintain my current weight.<\/li>\n<li>If my work did bother to block Facebook, I probably wouldn&#8217;t get on ever. Very seldom do I get on Facebook at home. Although I always make sure whatever I post from FriendFeed services gets posted to Facebook.<\/li>\n<li>I will pretend to know what people are talking about just to fit in sometimes.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll probably never get up the nerve to leave MORI.<\/li>\n<li>I love getting crushes on unobtainable guys. Daydreaming is so much fun!<\/li>\n<li>I sometimes hang out and have a lot of fun with peeps even though I don&#8217;t collect any quotes.<\/li>\n<li>I do like the song MMBop by Hanson. It&#8217;s very meaningful if you listen to the lyrics.<\/li>\n<li>I miss a lot of things about college like sleeping later, snow days, and hanging out with Burg people; however I&#8217;d rather have the life I have now because it sucked being poor.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t like to go places with a lot of people. The cruise Bri and I took I was sometimes miserable because there were so many people that were taking up everything to do.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t use a bed frame. I probably never will again.<\/li>\n<li>I have to have a TV in my bedroom even though I&#8217;ll never watch it. Rooms without TV&#8217;s or computers depress me.<\/li>\n<li>I hate shut doors. It&#8217;s probably a childhood issue after my parents divorced. When people stay over, I&#8217;ll never have the bedroom door shut. If I had my way, there would be no doors to bedrooms.<\/li>\n<li>I have OCD about a lot of things.<\/li>\n<li>Things I would like to collect: glasses, Cuban cigars, trophies, watches, match books, and signs (like my Dad).<\/li>\n<li>My stripper name is Foxie Roxie.<\/li>\n<li>I want people to know that they should NOT mess with me. I know people who can kill them\/seriously hurt them at my command. I&#8217;m 100% serious.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, thought I&#8217;d do it too since I need a break from work. Here&#8217;s 25 things you might not know about me. I don&#8217;t like talking on the phone (unless it&#8217;s to people I know) so I get Brian to do it usually. 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