{"id":385,"date":"2010-02-23T11:33:15","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T16:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=385"},"modified":"2010-02-23T11:33:15","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T16:33:15","slug":"quickie-on-a-chat-at-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"Quickie On A Chat At Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thought I&#8217;d share a joke we had at lunch the other day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dimitri was off on vacation last week, Patrick had said he emailed him some things. Dimitri asked what Patrick emailed him.<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;He emailed you &#8216;Did you get my email?&#8217;&#8230; Then Dimitri would say, &#8216;What email?&#8217; &#8216;The email I wrote that said &#8216;did you get my email?&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eh, typing it, it doesn&#8217;t sound as funny as when I said it during lunch. Fail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thought I&#8217;d share a joke we had at lunch the other day&#8230; Dimitri was off on vacation last week, Patrick had said he emailed him some things. Dimitri asked what Patrick emailed him. I said, &#8220;He emailed you &#8216;Did you get my email?&#8217;&#8230; Then Dimitri would say, &#8216;What email?&#8217; &#8216;The email I wrote that said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,37,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickie","category-trying-to-be-funny","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":386,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/385\/revisions\/386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}