{"id":405,"date":"2010-03-25T08:44:24","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T13:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=405"},"modified":"2010-03-25T08:44:24","modified_gmt":"2010-03-25T13:44:24","slug":"quickie-quote-from-bill-maher-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"Quickie Quote From Bill Maher II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Maher said something last week that was 100% true. Too long for twitter&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You ever watch House or Gray&#8217;s Anatomy? It&#8217;s like ten or twelve doctors for just you. All they do is treat you and then they go home and fuck each other and think about you. That&#8217;s the fantasy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Makes a strong case for watching Nurse Jackie instead of House.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Maher said something last week that was 100% true. Too long for twitter&#8230; &#8220;You ever watch House or Gray&#8217;s Anatomy? It&#8217;s like ten or twelve doctors for just you. All they do is treat you and then they go home and fuck each other and think about you. That&#8217;s the fantasy.&#8221; Makes a strong [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,6,30,17,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-healthcare","category-politics","category-quickie","category-t-v","category-too-long-for-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}