{"id":685,"date":"2012-10-13T14:36:17","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T19:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=685"},"modified":"2012-10-13T14:36:58","modified_gmt":"2012-10-13T19:36:58","slug":"how-long-i-can-really-throw-a-football","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/?p=685","title":{"rendered":"How Long I Can Really Throw A Football"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another one of my stabs at a web comic&#8230; How long I think I can throw a football and how long I can really throw a football. I know it&#8217;s not <a title=\"The Oatmeal\" href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\" target=\"_blank\">Oatmeal<\/a> quality, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/how_long_i_think.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 600px;\" title=\"How Long I Think I Can Throw A Football\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/how_long_i_think.png\" alt=\"Me throwing a football and scoring a touchdown from the 50 yard line\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/how_long_i_really.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 600px;\" title=\"How Long I Can Really Throw A Football\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/how_long_i_really.png\" alt=\"Me throwing a football at the 50 yard line and it getting intercepted at the 40 yard line\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For more of my attempts at lame web comics, see my not-so-much advertised site, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mrrightwinger.com\" target=\"_blank\">Mr. Right Winger<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another one of my stabs at a web comic&#8230; How long I think I can throw a football and how long I can really throw a football. I know it&#8217;s not Oatmeal quality, but&#8230; For more of my attempts at lame web comics, see my not-so-much advertised site, Mr. Right Winger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-web-comic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.longlivethemonkey.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}