Quotes

"I don't know how to make the A C more A Cish." - Annalisa H (03/03/2025)

"Maybe you can double twist it?" - Michael H (03/03/2025)
how to get his hat to fit into his bag

"I think it's just made for one twist." - Michael H (03/03/2025)
his hat

"I would have fired you." - Annalisa H (03/03/2023)
michael since he missed his first day of work because he missed his flight

"I would have told H R, pay him and get rid of him." - Annalisa H (03/03/2023)
michael

"I dream of that." - Michael H (03/03/2023)
paying four thousand a year in property taxes; chicago is higher

"My brother in law was always using his pool unless there was an alligator in it." - Annalisa H (03/03/2023)

"Yes but it was one of the better ghettos." - Michael H (03/03/2023)
where they stayed in nola

"How do you get up and down those stairs?" "Sideways... like a crab." - Janny M & Sabrina P (03/03/2023)
she broke her foot :(

"There's a high risk of death at the chocolate factory though." - Stacy M (03/03/2023)

"I guess you need to wear open-toed shoes that day." - Stacy M (03/03/2023)
if you want to read someone's mind by touching their toes

"You're not wrong but read the room..." - Helen E (03/03/2022)
dsa saying stuff about russia and ukraine

"Well he has a speech impediment." - Helen E (03/03/2022)
biden

"There were some people who thought he said Uranians... from Uranus." - Helen E (03/03/2022)
biden's gaff during the sotu

"The Russians would be happy that you're bringing over some much needed foreign currency." - Adam C (03/03/2022)

"Now I'm laughing at the people who told me not to study Eastern European politics." - Helen E (03/03/2022)
her job is very busy right now

"Russia! Russia! Russia! See! I was right! Russia! Russia! Russia!" - Brian C (03/03/2022)
rachel maddow

"I was pretty sleep deprived when I wrote that." - Helen E (03/03/2022)
a long post about ukraine

"This nuclear power plant being on fire... oh, there's a meme that says everything's okay, keep talking." - Helen E (03/03/2022)
a meme?

"We're allowed to go there. You just might get kidnapped when you're there." - Adam C (03/03/2022)

"That's not quote worthy." "No." - Brian C & Sabrina P (03/03/2020)

"Then why are you voting for Biden?" - Aaron E (03/03/2020)
lots of people want medicare for all

"You could have treated her like she treats her cats!" - Brian C (03/03/2020)
i threw a phone at bri

"I didn't know she had such integrate knowledge of extramarital affairs." - Mari G (03/03/2018)
her daughter

"Shut the f**k up. I'm special." - Jen R (03/03/2018)
yep

"Are you trying to light the garage on fire?" "Yeah, with a pizza crust." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/03/2018)
he threw his pizza crust & it hit the wall; bad, inaccurate throw

"...Well that was fun..." - Mari G (03/03/2018)
someone got a lot of points that pretty much ended the dice game we were playing

"You soil that deal, I'll soil my pants." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
erin's deal with her company

"I wanna be him." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
Gabriel Iglesias gets free cakes

"Like twigs... that's okay in my wine." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
dead animal parts in wine

"That's not chocolate so it won't come off." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
her niece is dark skinned & she was trying to wash it off

"What does this have to do with time travel?" - Bear M (03/03/2017)
we were talking about time travel & erin was talking about nasa

"Or when you leave the country just don't be foreign." - Erin L (03/03/2017)

"We're fourty five percent nice." - Erin L (03/03/2017)

"No. Absolutely not. I don't eat fish." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
but he's a bear!

"That's like every album." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
kanye west rapping over whinny little bitch sound

"Anybody wanna claim that?" - Bear M (03/03/2017)
really bad card combo in cah

"...And their World Of Warcraft... F**k that game." - Erin L (03/03/2017)

"He's my hero." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
milf man

"That's a sad night." "...Yeah." - Brian C & Bear M (03/03/2017)
holy bible

"I don't hold back." - Bear M (03/03/2017)

"She knows her son." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
courtney picked arlo's card

"Wow. They really took it there..." - Bear M (03/03/2017)

"This is old people things." - Arlo L (03/03/2017)

"Men are not allowed to wear yoga pants." "That sounds like a challenge!" - Erin L & Bear M (03/03/2017)

"I'm just saying, that guy is getting a fourth date." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
cah cards

"Brian, do we need to have an intervention?" "Been there. Done that." - Brian C & Bear M (03/03/2017)

"Why it tastes like s**t." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
maxwell coffee

"That's very complex..." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
her card

"You're wearing a cardigan!" - Bear M (03/03/2017)
erin thought it was hot in there

"Sometimes it's necessary." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
the card cleaning her butt

"The five saddest prostitutes in the world... I'm sure they're all sad." - Janny M (03/03/2017)
they're not ;)

"I'm just gonna put this one right here..." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
pixelated bucaci

"Which will also give you mouth herpes." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
god

"Well that's just a wrong wardrobe choice." - Erin L (03/03/2017)
shirt too short

"Why is that even a card?" - Arlo L (03/03/2017)

"You're not baller." - Bear M (03/03/2017)

"It helps if you had a little fryer." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (03/03/2017)

"What? You don't like brown people?" - Arlo L (03/03/2017)

"I have been there." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
doritos in pubs

"Trump is probably a Red Lobster guy." - Erin L (03/03/2017)

"There's only one way to find out." - David Ga (03/03/2016)
smoking something special at the bar

"That's a big head." "That's what she said." - Janny M & David Ga (03/03/2016)

"We're over here like on a throne." - Erin L (03/03/2013)

"I can't hang here for two years..." - Erin L (03/03/2013)
she was applying for teach america or something

"Maybe you should rent..." - Bear M (03/03/2013)
their old friend likes to buy houses then sell them fast

"You know you don't have the balls for that." "Yes, I do." - Bear M & Erin L (03/03/2013)
to stay in a haunted hotel

"I didn't. And I was cool anyways." - Erin L (03/03/2013)
play video games when she was a kid

"I wish forever that I never saw it." - Erin L (03/03/2013)
a dude from her highschool's butt

"What's bad is that Erin dated this guy..." - Brian C (03/03/2013)
the guy from hs erin saw his butt, he's all muscly

"You don't pay for a cruise to camp." - Bear M (03/03/2013)

"If she's working, I can't call her." - Shawn R (03/03/2012)
jen's sister works at a restaurant we were looking to go to

"This isn't the boonies." "Yeah, we got a Walmart!" - Jen R & Shawn R (03/03/2012)

"Why are we talking about my boobs?" - Jen R (03/03/2012)

"Legally Blonde and Legally Blonde Two? Really?" "Those are Jen's." - Brian C & Shawn R (03/03/2012)

"Just bring it down here." - Shawn R (03/03/2012)
the baby monitor charger since the monitor was ready to run out of batteries

"Yeah, it won't do you any good when it's all iced over." - Janny M (03/03/2009)
the anti slip things on the stairs

"I see plenty of Weiner's at my job." - Brian C (03/03/2008)
the last name, lol

"I'm not that much of a free spirit." - Loreal B (03/03/2008)
to run around naked or something

"Sweet... I wish I aced something." - Janny M (03/03/2006)

"Fire Janny friend." - Janny M (03/03/2006)

"Fire hurt Janny." - Seth W (03/03/2006)

"Janny kill friend." - Janny M (03/03/2006)

"I don't want to blow out my friends." - Janny M (03/03/2006)

"Oh, no body invites me. I feel left out." - Dr Moore (03/03/2005)
frat parties

"Did you go to first grade?" - Dr Moore (03/03/2005)
somebody couldn't count off

"Charles... sorry... Who's Brent?" - Dr Moore (03/03/2005)

"Do you ever not wanna be named Seth?" - Leslie B (03/03/2005)

"Yeah, they really do look like monkey testicles." - Leslie B (03/03/2004)

"What are you going to put? An apple a day keeps the doctor away?" - Sarah S (03/03/2004)

"I've told many a old lady who just does not get that." - Sarah S (03/03/2004)

"This s**t just looks weird." - Juan H (03/03/2004)

"Man, now I can't eat with that hand." - Tricia B (03/03/2004)

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?" "Who needs to get drunk?" - Daria F & Jason P (03/03/2003)

"This weird person is I Ming me." "I know what a freak." - Janny M & Daria F (03/03/2003)
daria was iming me

"Yeah, that was... no it wasn't." - Janny M (03/03/2003)

"They're concave, concave boobs." - Jason W (03/03/2003)