Quotes

"Nope... never been warn. My stuff was never in those." - Matt Wi (04/17/2021)
selling bathing suits at their yard sale

"It's super moist." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (04/17/2021)
the beer

"I'd probably assume she knows about it." - Paul H (04/17/2021)
one of the bartenders had a flour hand print on her butt

"So miss camel toe?" "Yeah, she's miss camel toe." - Janny M & Brian C (04/17/2021)

"It's a popular place to put stuff." - Paul H (04/17/2021)
up butts

"Where's Seth? So long as I'm above Seth." - Paul H (04/17/2021)
quotes

"No, I'm not taking charity." - Shawn R (04/17/2021)
quotes

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"It's too wide." "That's what he said." "Damn it." - Jen R & Janny M & Shawn R (04/17/2021)
he wanted to say it

"It's like bondage... They lock you up..." - Paul H (04/17/2021)

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"You don't get to say 'ew' to your bodily fluids." - Shawn R (04/17/2021)

"Wait. Who said weed?" - Jen R (04/17/2021)

"Mean? That's a strong word." - Heidi C (04/17/2021)
she was attacking

"This is a hard one." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (04/17/2021)

"You're Montebankin' it!" "Yeah." - Janny M & Paul H (04/17/2020)

"As long as Brian loses, too." - Shawn R (04/17/2020)
shawn was losing at dominion

"What kind of razor is that?" - Paul H (04/17/2020)
bri's drawing

"How do you draw cottage cheese?" - Paul H (04/17/2020)

"It probably wasn't that bad but it was pretty bad." - Bear M (04/17/2016)

"Erin takes school so seriously that I fear if she didn't do well, she'd have a psychological breakdown." - Erin L (04/17/2016)
that's the review one of her teachers gave her

"Page numbers? I love it. What a great idea!" - Peter F (04/17/2013)
i argued with him to get that idea

"How dare you show personality." - Seth W (04/17/2011)
margine on big love

"They're lazy unless they want to do something... They sound like me." - Seth W (04/17/2011)
basset hounds

"You sure you don't need to stretch?" - Loreal B (04/17/2010)
before alan plays ping pong

"I almost hit the target." - Allan B (04/17/2010)
going for bri's stomach

"Where's the spatula?" "In the spatula drawer." "Okay..." "Duh." - Brian C & Janny M (04/17/2010)

"It's not as easy as it looks, Loriel." - Allan B (04/17/2010)
riding the scooter

"All you have to do is go straight. Try it." - Allan B (04/17/2010)
lol, we have video of alan trying it

"I wonder what he's like in person." "Crazy." - Loreal B & Allan B (04/17/2010)
tom cruise

"Alan's just jealous he doesn't have a bulge." - Brian C (04/17/2010)
like lady gaga, that was bad

"Poor Orioles... Another reason why I drink." - Janny M (04/17/2010)

"Watch it, man. These aren't as thick as they look." - Allan B (04/17/2010)
his pants

"Um. It kinda makes you happy." - Loreal B (04/17/2010)
i asked her what she thought of the song fireflies

"Fishing? Wouldn't that take all day?" - Loreal B (04/17/2010)
alan & bri planning their next sport

"Tuba players are very popular." - Allan B (04/17/2010)
uh... sure...

"She's the moaniest dog I've ever owned." - Jen R (04/17/2009)
shiane

"The only super hero named after a pervert... Oh wait, that was Streak." - Shawn R (04/17/2009)
the flash

"Let's hope he has his pants on backward when he's straddling his grandmother." - Howard T (04/17/2008)

"Honey, suck the cream." - Jen R (04/17/2008)

"Alright dip s**t." "Who? The guy with the wood?" - Brian C & Janny M (04/17/2004)

"You would go back to that formula and let A be B." - Dr Weimer (04/17/2003)
just the way he said it was funny

"Do I have the half angle formula? No. I guess I erased it." - Dr Weimer (04/17/2003)
i think everything's funny today

"You will one day." "Oh, no I won't." - Janny M & Daria F (04/17/2003)
i was talking to her about understanding evil c++

"Scoop. Infinite loop." - Janny M (04/17/2003)