Quotes

"Ugh, the one that got away." - Made K (08/01/2024)
she had some cabbage thing as left overs but left it somewhere

"Fifty one possibilities." - Michael H (08/01/2024)
he thought there were 52 states; 51 states you can cheat in & it's not cheating

"Where did that go?" - Stacy M (08/01/2024)

"I'm plotting." - Made K (08/01/2024)

"It looks like a little hearing aid." "What?" - Janny M & Brian C (08/01/2022)
pretending not to hear; i put a bandaid on his ear to stop his bleeding

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"I'll just let technology figure it out for me." "Does that work?" "Sometimes." - Paul H & Janny M (08/01/2021)
directions to dt fredrick

"As an alternative, you could always get a saddle for Shawn." - Brian C (08/01/2020)

"Why the f**k aren't we on a river right now?" - Shawn R (08/01/2020)
we were supposed to go tubbing

"It probably didn't lay any eggs." - Paul H (08/01/2020)
the fly in jen's drink

"It's extra protein right there." - Paul H (08/01/2020)
the fly in jen's drink

"Eh who who. My poor drink." - Jen R (08/01/2020)

"He's practicing his breast stroke." - Paul H (08/01/2020)
the fly in jen's drink

"We'll let you know when he finally kicks." "Oh, he's kicking right now." - Brian C & Paul H (08/01/2020)
the fly in jen's drink

"You probably won't even taste it. It will go down really smooth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H (08/01/2020)
the fly in jen's drink

"You have to chew before it goes down." - Shawn R (08/01/2020)
jen was coughing

"I don't know what to do. I'm changing my whole strategy in one night." - Heidi C (08/01/2020)

"Why do I keep losing connection?" "I don't know. You work in I T, right?" - Brian C & Heidi C (08/01/2020)

"Heidi, are you sure you wanna go through this?" "Well you guys won't let me undo." - Brian C & Heidi C (08/01/2020)
she attacked us

"How are you so regular? You don't even drink coffee." - Megan Wi (08/01/2019)
talking about bri's pooping habbits

"That's how I play all my games." - Matt Wi (08/01/2019)
underwater

"He has like a death stare." - Matt Wi (08/01/2019)

"Let's play with Russia Russia Russia." "I can see it from my house." - Janny M & Megan Wi (08/01/2019)
playing power grid & the russia expansion

"The strogenoffs? You haven't had that many mules yet." - Megan Wi (08/01/2019)

"Wait. Where's my seven?" "It's on your elbow." - Brian C & Brenda Wi (08/01/2019)

"But she's dead." - Megan Wi (08/01/2019)
retha franklin

"You ass!" "Pucker up there, sweetheart." - Brenda Wi & Chris Wi (08/01/2019)

"She can't power s**t." - Chris Wi (08/01/2019)
in power grid

"No. There was some in the bin." - Mike O (08/01/2015)

"I know she's got that swish that just won't stop." - Mike O (08/01/2015)
wiki's crush on jewels (mike & kurt's next door neighbors dog)

"It's like we had a brothel at our house." - Mike O (08/01/2015)
wiki & jewels

"My back door is a back door only." - Mike O (08/01/2015)

"Oh s**t!" "No s**ting in the hallway." - Cindy O & Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"I'm going to have to take half of it home; it's too big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (08/01/2014)
her sandwich

"I didn't think that thing was gonna be that big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (08/01/2014)

"In the back country?" "We're going down eighty one." "That doesn't mean it's not back country." - Kurt W & Mike O & Brian C (08/01/2014)

"Mine's got it." "Uh, nope." - Janny M & Kurt W (08/01/2014)
cah

"A romantic candlelight dinner would be incomplete without John Wilkes Booth." - Mike O (08/01/2014)

"I wasted clinched butt cheeks on that." - Mike O (08/01/2014)

"Was that you?" - Mike O (08/01/2014)
my worthless son; cindy

"Sorry, we're not interested." - Brian C (08/01/2014)
in the game sorry

"And you think with eighty eight I should have hung onto the double twelve?" - Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"You call this belch harmonic?" - Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"It doesn't matter unless you have a big one at the beginning..." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (08/01/2014)

"Why does a forester have a cook? Anyway..." - Brian C (08/01/2013)
a bedtime story

"And I thought if only I was ten years younger." - Aunt Ruth (08/01/2010)
she said a cute 20 year old came to give her an estimate... aunt ruth is 85

"That's it?" - Mom (08/01/2010)
aunt ruth did HIS in scrabble

"I'm usually good at Box In The Man." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
she meant man in the box

"Jen, I told you, I got this." - Latora F (08/01/2009)
a lighter

"Shawn, I'm gonna be on YouTube." "...Oh, wonderful." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/01/2009)
i got video of her doing something funky

"I ate all the Crunches." "Oh, you suck." "Uh, huh." - Jen R & Janny M (08/01/2009)

"Woah! Too many obstacles for drunk people." - Janny M (08/01/2009)
trying to get to the bathroom, things were in the way

"I'm coming out so..." - Shawn R (08/01/2009)
we knew it!

"I think my wife just goosed your wife." - Shawn R (08/01/2009)
talking to corey, jen felt brie up

"You have to hide the liquor bottle." - Brie B (08/01/2009)

"She's having sex with my phone!" - Janny M (08/01/2009)

"I gotta gay friend, so..." - Shawn R (08/01/2009)
pointing to brian

"I'm sodaly drunk." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
she meant totally

"Where's Pennsylvania?" - Jen R (08/01/2009)
they go there at least once a month

"She'll be number one in no time." - Janny M (08/01/2009)
jen making quotes cause she was drunk

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"Hey, Shawn... Is that your name?" - Jen R (08/01/2009)
her husband?

"The only person who might get some is Becky." - Shawn R (08/01/2009)
from jen

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"She's humping anything and everything!" - Brie B (08/01/2009)

"Why is my underwear wet? Did I pee myself?" "Probably." - Jen R & Janny M (08/01/2009)

"Touch my boobs if you want to..." - Brie B (08/01/2009)
talking to jen so she doesn't get on me

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"Baby, do you want some?" "No, not really." - Jen R & Brie B (08/01/2009)

"Who's calling me? Becky cell... Becky's here..." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
haha

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"I think I'd look kinda funny if I had to." - Brie B (08/01/2009)
forgot what this was about

"Beautiful, Jen. Put them away." - Brie B (08/01/2009)
jen flashing

"I told your ass to look away." - Brie B (08/01/2009)
prob talking to jen

"I can't feel the panty line..." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
feeling up someone

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"Ah, I'm left alone with two girls!" - Janny M (08/01/2009)

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"Are you guys ready to say quotes cause I'm ready to type them." - Janny M (08/01/2009)
ran out of paper so i emailed myself

"I'm done doing quotes tonight... That's not true at all." - Janny M (08/01/2009)

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"Jen throw up... It can't get anymore English than that." - Janny M (08/01/2009)
writing a quote subtitle

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"Your husband might be gay but I'm not." - Shawn R (08/01/2009)
talking about bri

"Why don't you just like touch her?" - Shawn R (08/01/2009)
becky on jen

"For being drunk, that was pretty f**king fast." - Shawn R (08/01/2009)

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"That sounded funny by the way. Do you need another diet?" - Marc G (08/01/2008)
the waittress asked brian

"She was hitching a ride, go back!" - Marc G (08/01/2008)
girl on the side of the road, marc was yelling trapped mexican to her

"Oh, they're Mexican, they won't help." - Marc G (08/01/2008)

"Sexual content and drug references, yes!" - Jessica A (08/01/2008)
i think we were watching zoolander

"Let me put the condoms away..." - Marc G (08/01/2008)

"When you're drunk, spacing becomes an issue." - Mike R (08/01/2007)

"It's comforting to know that he's down there dying." - Roshy R (08/01/2005)
talking about mags... what a drain on society

"Don't burn yourself when you go to Burning Tree." - Mazooz A (08/01/2005)

"...To make a short story long..." - Mazooz A (08/01/2005)

"Give me a bag out of the bag bag." - Janny M (08/01/2004)

"I'm just waiting for that T to break open." - Tyler M (08/01/2003)

"There's not much to do there since they took the pizza away." - Ben A (08/01/2003)
he confuses pizza with tv

"It's not flat." - Tricia B (08/01/2003)

"Stop looking." - Tyler M (08/01/2003)

"Yeah, she can shut up, she's just jealous that she can't sing like me." - Rachael A (08/01/2003)