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"Well if we don't do any merging, then it's not a merge sort." - Prof Hughes

"I made lots of money drinking concoctions." - Tricia B

"Ew, your boob! You made me touch your boob!" "You should have let go." - Tricia B & Katie Ha

"Don't say anything funny or else you'll end up on the internet." - Tricia B

"If you were a guy, you'd be a premature ejaculator." - Tricia B

"Leslie's got the women, I think." - Tricia B

"Plasticity, the art of making plastic bags." - Leslie B

"Well, they used to, Janis still does." - Tricia B

"She's like the erect card, she always has it up." - Tricia B

"Adolf, it was a nice name until Hitler came along." - Janny M

"Cause of death, trigonometry." - Janny M

"You won't fail! I have faith." "Yeah, me too." - Janny M & Linda D

"Right for rain." - Linda D

"We don't make our own food." - Lucy C

"I'll go home and watch it tonight, actually." - Person In Geography
geography cd rom... yea right

"So what are you going to keep in your head?" - Linda D

"May I have the notes, please?" - Dr Prasad
i think he was impressd w/ my note capability

"They should just make two different graphs." "But they don't." - Janny M & Lucy C

"American English is weird." - Dr Prasad
he's from india

"What'd you do? Throw it around?" - Janny M
david's comp

"Uh, that's a man." - Janny M

"No, everyone knows I was a stripper before." - Leslie B

"Anyone who can get a raise out of a bra strap is pathetic." - Tricia B

"He's got an unfortunate name, but he's a pretty smart guy." - Prof Hughes

"Who else do you know making out in the mail room?" - Tricia B

"It's like she hasn't been out in the world in years." - Tricia B

"Oh, menstruation." - Leslie B

"Oh, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas." - Tricia B

"If only I had a card that was the two of clubs." - Janny M

"For some reason he gets amused." - Tricia B

"I'm not even paying attention." "Penis, penis, penis." - David E & Tricia B

"Janis, you're my baby." - Tricia B

"Dude, we don't have any men, someone is hording men." - Tricia B

"David, if that doesn't say 'I love you', I don't know what does." - Janny M
leslie bought $15 worth of fooood!

"David, I think you should do something sexually nice for her tonight." - Tricia B
talking about leslie

"Yeah, you've seen me without a lot of things on, Don." - Tricia B

"I have to cradle it now... I need a boob sling." - Tricia B

"Oh yeah! That's right. I forgot I was in college." - Tricia B

"It's easier to get forgiveness than it is permission." - Janny M

"So, what you all think about the house?" "I want to buy it." - Falling Waters Tour Guide & Janny M

"That's just mean... stop making comments about my fat... it's been all day now." - Tricia B

"I have a bottle in my bag, probably not a good idea to be bouncing up and down." - Tricia B

"What's Janisism?" - Donny R

"I'm not saying that a guy's going to be like under your butt." - Leslie B

"What a bitch. You can tell her that I said that." - Leslie B

"That's a really good looking dream." - Tricia B

"It's like a lifetime's work of... work." - Janny M

"You know what is fun?" "Having sex..." - Tricia B & Janny M

"I wake up and there's a man there, caugh, caugh." - Leslie B

"You see that with McDonald's. Go there and you see Disney's Princess so and so." - Mr Fiedler

"I love being caniving." "It's what you're good at." - Leslie B & Janny M

"The phone's going to give you brain cancer, but at least you won't pay roaming." - Chris Sm
that's right!

"The rummy queen will be de throwned!" "You're going to be de throwned?" - Janny M & Leslie B
tricia won, anyway

"I can get rid of my high cards, or I can get rid of my low cards." - Tricia B

"Yes! Bingo!" - Tricia B

"I had it all the time! Wahaha!" - Janny M
i didn't have it the whole time

"My mother gave this to me. I don't know what she's suggesting." - Tricia B
it was a carrot

"It's making me itch just talking about mosquitoes." - Daria F

"They're just like 'ou, blood, bite'." - Daria F

"I don't have time." "No, no you don't." - Dr Weimer & Janny M

"I don't even want to think about it, but frosting is calories, so go for it." - Aunt Janet
dylan needs to gain weight!

"Get some at the mall." "It costs money there. Here it's free." - Roshy R & Janny M
fooooooood

"I'm so full, I could have another brownie, though." - Janny M
i ate a lot of steakkkkkk :)

"There's always room for a brownie... or two." - Janny M

"How does it go? Weather is here, wish you were beautiful." - Aunt Janet

"Your point is... I'm a computer science major, I don't care." - Janny M

"Well that just has conspiracy written all over it." - Janny M

"...Curtasy of the nicotine patch." "How many do you have on?" - Prof Hughes & Tiny S

"You think you're doing fine, when in fact, you're a retard." - Prof Hughes

"Why is he wearing shorts? That's not fair." - Janny M
she was naked!

"Damn it! It's closed! Is that the right one?" - Daria F
anything's funny @ 1 in the morning!

"Wow, all my classes are like second floor and above next semester, so I'm going to lose some weight." - Janny M

"I hate college. I quit." - Daria F
she's joking

"It's so cute." "The cockroach?" - Christy M & Janny M

"He's like 'yes, I get some booty'." - Janny M

"Yeah, how can someone be like 'hey, i just killed a little girl, what's going on'?" - Daria F

"I liked it... it's my new jingle." - Uncle Mike
a bigger dog is better

"What's your mom's name?" "Um... Vanet." - Janny M & Dylan R

"How bout no?" "How bout yes?" - Janny M & Dylan R

"It's all about the fat." - Roshy R

"You have an eating vibe." - Roshy R

"Old people's car." - Roshy R

"Oh, I feel bad." "Oh, don't be, I forget her all the time." - Amber N & Janny M
talking about my sis... shhh

"It's not cold... well I'm a frostburgy person so..." - Janny M

"I have to look nice to go down to the beach." - Roshy R

"Stop, stop!" "Why so you can run ahead of me?" - Amber N & Janny M

"Paranoia, paranoia, every tick's coming to get me." "Shut up, it's not funny." "Yes, it is. That's why I'm writing it down." - Janny M & Roshy R

"I like poop. Haha!" - Amber N

"I'm a computer science major. Are you kidding? I don't do anything excersizy." - Janny M

"Carrots don't have feelings." "How do you know?" - Roshy R & Janny M

"What a throw, Rochelle. You should try out for the N F L." - Janny M
she barely threw it

"Is this me? I think I'm offended." - Janny M
amber drew something that was supposed 2 look like me

"He might decide to play when he knows where all of them are." - Roshy R
hiding easter eggs, hard to find! amber did better than rochelle & i

"Let's go out side and swing." "Yeah, but there's poop out there." - Janny M & Roshy R

"Janet'll be like 'Penny's covered in poop' and I'll be like 'yeah, but it's not hers'." - Uncle Mike

"Yay! Somebody was flirting with me today!" - Janny M
that guy Dan was cute!

"You hear the bumps more than you hear the song." - Janny M
how high the bass is in those effil 65 songs

"What else is there in your stomach?" "Your stomach." - Roshy R & Janny M

"Well, I figured I'm doomed anyway." - Aunt Janet
she had meat on good friday, baaaad!

"I swear. How am I raising you children?" - Aunt Janet

"And she left the box of razer blades out again!" - Uncle Mike
megan was around like no one watching her, talking about aunt janet

"You would go back to that formula and let A be B." - Dr Weimer
just the way he said it was funny

"Do I have the half angle formula? No. I guess I erased it." - Dr Weimer
i think everything's funny today

"You will one day." "Oh, no I won't." - Janny M & Daria F
i was talking to her about understanding evil c++

"Scoop. Infinite loop." - Janny M

"If you want things to change, you're gonna have to bitch." - Prof Hughes

"Want me to read the question?" "I think I know the question." - Person In Philosophy & Dr Mappes
she was stalling

"I don't think monkey's use condoms." - Dr Mappes

"You're not that smart." "Shut up! I will be one day." - Janny M & Tricia B

"Never mind, I can squeeze." - Tricia B

"Get up and dance." "If you pay me." - Tricia B & Janny M

"The Janis method. She's my role model." - Leslie B

"Would have been nice to pay attention." "Statement said after the final." - Leslie B & Chris Sm

"Yeah. I had her before. She's not that good." - Janny M
talking about the queen

"Eighty five points! I'm rolling in it." - Janny M

"It's still anybody except David's game." - Janny M

"... Which means somebody's hording face cards." - Leslie B

"I didn't break five hundred, did I?" "Why would you?" - Janny M & Tricia B

"It looks like a nice expression, there, let's see if we can salvage it." - Dr Weimer

"You're going to ruin it by dividing by a bunch of cosines?" - Janny M

"Somebody was sitting there, weren't they? Or did they jump?" - Dr Weimer
the window was open by the seat

"We're college students... we cram." - Janny M
prasad was like start studying now for an exam in 2 weeks

"Let me start blowing... that doesn't sound right." - Janny M
we were blowing up balloons 4 gregs party thing... no really!

"I'm not a big fan of woman's butts." - Jackie F

"No balloons... Balloons make me sad." - Janny M

"That's disgusting. Let's not talk about spiders eating their husbands." - Jackie F

"Oh, speaking of you..." - Leslie B

"You can't suck it, it might clog the hole." - Chris Sm
pixie sticks, yum

"Everything's an orgasm." - Jackie F
oka...

"I hate that f**king song, and I hate her for singing it." - Christy M
chear up charlie

"If the game doesn't have a rocket launcher, I'm not interested." - Prof Hughes

"Yeah, he got busted for crack or something." - Tiny S
talking about the dell guy??? soo weird, but funny

"Don't ask, it's a movie." - Christy M

"It's yours, Dave. It's all yours!" - Leslie B
the frizbee was pretty out of range

"Yeah. Yeah. Leslian." - Janny M

"She's beautiful." "She is beautiful but I don't need her." - Janny M & Leslie B

"We're just adding on to the sexiness here." - Janny M

"Good job, Leslie! Way to count cards." - Janny M

"Who needs a bubble gum machine when you can have a cereal machine?" - Janny M

"Don't listen to it, Frank!" - Janny M
talking to my bean bag chair... stupid lazy boy comercial, lowers his self-esteem

"Ou, I don't like the look of that nut." - Janny M

"Smilie face. Look at that!" - Janny M
a smilie face appeared on my dos window!

"That's a big ass baby for just being born." "Yeah, it is." - Janny M & Daria F

"Do I get frequent flier miles?" - Janny M
travel cards

"Hey, hands off! The money I mean." - Leslie B

"I get all the not luck." - Janny M

"Where are you?" "On top." - Brian C & Leslie B

"Nothing un ordinary. We're just doing a demonstration with pickles." - Leslie B

"Are you single?" "Yes." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No." - Leslie B & Brian C

"Stay positive, stay positive!" "So, what'd you get?" "Negative." - Janny M & Donny R

"I blowed instead of sucked." - Leslie B
a balloon, no really it was

"Cause he's so in love with Daisy. And Daisy's just like..." "A retard." - Janny M & Daria F

"Gatsby's just like 'here's my heart'." "Take it... and then break it." - Janny M & Daria F

"Let me have this little piece of orgasm." - Leslie B
chocolate bar

"Oh! That is one nice piece of orgasm here." - Leslie B

"I'm a wet dream machine!" - Janny M

"Well this is pointless." "My pencil isn't." - Leslie B & Chris Sm

"Come on, draw so I can lose." - Janny M

"David, you're the man of men." - Leslie B

"It's the hall of drinking, except for David." - Leslie B

"Yeah, that would wash the spider out, alright." "Probably kill the poor thing." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"I think spider is a metaphor for love." - Leslie B
i don't see how

"We'll make lovely poltergeist together." - Chris Sm
not talking to me

"Dumbledure, you can't replace him!" - Leslie B

"Oh my God! The sun of a gun is out!" - Leslie B

"Her jaw just wouldn't shut. Can you imagine?" - Dr Weimer

"I'm simply irresistible!" - Janny M

"If all else fails, put down gravity." - Janny M

"None of us will be around to see it." "I will." - Dr Kessler & Person In Geography

"Ou, I wish they had a Red Lobster around here." "I'd be so broke... I'm not kidding." - Janny M & David E

"I was just like, 'okay, there's a bra'." - Daria F
she found a bra in back of her dresser

"It's not mine." - Daria F

"Found, pink bra. Would the owner please contact five six nine three." - Janny M

"Wow, I never thought in my life." - Daria F

"When you open it up, have a look at the surrounding code... it's lovely." - Prof Hughes
must b horrible

"Preferably, I'd want to take something that doesn't involve the buying of books, cause I'm a cheap skate." - Janny M

"Art or dance. Art or dance. I'm just going to flip a coin." - Janny M

"Can you handle the Janis?" - Janny M

"Are you trying to earn brownie points?" - Chris Sm
mmmm he got brownies & fooood from his church, lucky ducky!

"I know how to pop it." - Tricia B

"Streaking is bad." "Not where I'm from." - Chris Sm & Tricia B

"She always frisks or whatever that word is." - Janny M

"How did you get it to pop?" "I put it in the microwave." - Leslie B & Tricia B

"I cleaned my boyfriends room." "Could you be my girlfriend for a day?" - Leslie B & Lauren P

"I'm sorry, ma'am, you have white powder in your car and you look like a college student. We're going to have to arrest you." - Chris Sm

"Say it's grass... how much do I have to mow?" - Dr Weimer

"There is another theory... iostasy." "You know, I've heard of it." - Dr Prasad & Janny M

"What is it? National guy be weird day or something?" "Uh, I hope not." - Janny M & Daria F

"I was going to say, Ma, it kinda has to be a Friday for it to be Good Friday." - Janny M

"Sure... gets me your good graces." - Tricia B
she likes jeepers better than smarterchild

"Invisible bubble, you're in a dream." - Leslie B

"She's not sexy, she's pretty, she's flirtable." - Janny M

"Man, why can't I be smart?" - Janny M

"We were just describing the beautifulness of the ace." - Janny M

"Well, if that isn't the wettest dream I've ever seen." - Chris Sm
it was pretty wet

"I'm just hanging on to wetness here." - Janny M

"If there's anything I know, it's men." - Tricia B

"Don't write on my box boob." - Tricia B

"I don't want to go under her." "Don't worry, everyone does." - Katie Ha & Tricia B
that's terrible, talking about me

"Yes, it is! It's probably a children's book out there." - Janny M
playing scatagories (i put down 'oh look' for a book)

"Stop being drunk and fumbling into me." - Janny M

"No, because then people can walk in and see me naked when I don't want them to." - Tricia B

"Damn, I want a leprocon!" - Daria F
she was watching charmed

"Aww, you guys get virgin beds next semester?" - Janny M

"... She knows what my cards are and she's thinking to hard." - Donny R

"Who has all the jacks? Oh, there's only one out." - Tricia B

"Really, you guys cheat like... cheaters." - Janny M

"He's hording spades!" "They're clubs." "Whatever." - Janny M & Tricia B

"You can't have all the girls, Janis." "You have to share them with me." - Chris Sm & Tricia B

"Ahh, it falls, it falls." - Janny M
hooking up my new toy!

"Come on, guys." "Well, help us out here." - Jordan W & Janny M
playing bridge

"Have a little faith in me." "Is that a hint?" - Janny M & Brian N

"Janis, that's your que, he's holding them." - Brian N
donny was showing me his hand

"I would not want to be in the rummy queen choir." - Jordan W

"So, I'm in the not lead, right?" - Janny M

"Wait a minute, let me check... yeah, re deal." - Donny R

"Unfortunately you're still in last." - Brian N

"Did you just say anally organized?" - Janny M

"He's feeding him, you, cards." - Tricia B

"Oh, I've heard of him!" - Janny M
talking aboot a drag queen

"Damn it, Dad... or Mom." - Janny M
trying to call him, phone busy

"Janis heard the word testicals and her ears perked right up." - Chris Sm

"Truth or dare out in the lounge?" - Janny M
i haven't played that game in a while

"No, ya." - Janny M

"Ou. Who put down the four?" "You." - Janny M & Tricia B

"Unless he picks up some whoppers." - Tricia B

"Kill it! Kill it! I want it dead!" - Jackie F
there was some sort of insect in her room, i suppose

"Janis, it's your turn to put out." - Tricia B

"I don't think he can see me." "Pull your shirt up, that'll get his attention." - Tricia B & Chris Sm

"A vibrator? Isn't this a little too wide?" - Leslie B

"Why do I always get the lemon of the hand?" - Tricia B

"The crayons are distracting." - Janny M

"Yeah, it is cute. This is an ugly one." - Dr Weimer
talking about acute angles

"It's downhill from here. This is the highlight." - Dr Weimer

"Ahh, well this one's cooler." - Janny M

"I hate falling in love with holy grails." - Janny M

"It's all coming back to me, now." - Janny M

"Which one is one?" "This one." - Julia J & Christina S

"Rocks don't smell good to me." - Julia J

"Taste is a... I'm not going to taste rocks!" - Janny M

"It's kinda like..." "A rock?" - Christina S & Julia J

"No, you need to leave and die." - Janny M
talking about deadzone person

"Cause I knew if I ripped it up, I'd never get it back." - Janny M

"It's like 'give me your money, or I'll set you on fire'." - Daria F

"I don't like any of you." "Not even Janis?" "No." - Christy M & Jason P

"Awww, everybody likes me." - Janny M

"I visited my friend, Max." "You have a friend?" "Ouch." - Janny M & Tricia B

"The funniest thing, I did." - Janny M

"That s**t is strong!" - Janny M
ate one of those equal sugar packets --- don't do!

"It's the vodka of sugar." - Tricia B

"Is that where you hide your money? That's good to know." - Janny M

"Hi. I like to order seven pizzas." - Jackie F
yes, we ordered 7! that's right 7! and i ate 3 pieces @ a time!

"How do I play, again?" - Janny M
forgot how to play for a sec there

"Janis is a few cards short of a full deck." - Chris Sm

"Damn it! Why'd you make me write down something stupid like that?" - Janny M

"That was an earth shaker!" - Janny M

"Sorry. I have to be smart in this game." - Janny M

"You sound like a chimpanzee." "Having an orgasm." - Chris Sm & Tricia B

"You're just hording kings." - Tricia B

"He's just a wet dream... no, not really." "Well, don't slip on him." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"We should have like a pizza eating contest." "No, I'm fat enough." - Janny M & Tricia B
yea, i think i'd win

"She likes it... wet." - Tricia B

"Say we had a big circle... really big." - Dr Weimer

"Square root three over two, that's sorta not nice." - Dr Weimer

"No! No more no's." - Janny M

"I'd be like, 'eww, stop stalking me'." - Daria F