On This Day

"You must get a lot of cross fertilization..." - Glenn H (05/14/2023)
west virginia and maryland

"F**king white people." - Shawn R (05/14/2023)

"I don't work on Saturdays." - Paul H (05/14/2021)
what was the highlight of paul's saturday

"You guys thought of things I would have never thought of." - Sabrina P (05/14/2021)
what would she do if she won the lottery

"You can walk away and not come back and leave it beeping..." - Stacy M (05/14/2021)
her invention the momcrowave

"Everyone wants to microwave their mothers..." - Stacy M (05/14/2021)
the momcrowave

"They're a hundred feet long..." - Matt An (05/14/2021)
blue whales

"You... You know I like to vent." - Stacy M (05/14/2021)

"In the armory... It might have been dead a while..." - Matt An (05/14/2021)
among us

"I'm terrible at most things domestic." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)

"I sewed my own face mask and that thing looks like some mental health patient made it." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)

"So that's another aspect of the apocalypse." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
shortage of water

"...And it's a longer story than this..." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)

"And oh my God that definitely did something to me until I was like twenty four." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
her grandmother made her play the quiet game

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"Well, I'm gonna go, I don't know, do something." - Dawn B (05/14/2010)

"But then you have to get rid of the body." - Mr L (05/14/2008)
the camero body if we sell the motor, lol

"You don't buy these things to make love in." - Mr L (05/14/2008)
his jag

"Ou, we know what he wants. I want it, too." - Janny M (05/14/2003)

"Ou, happy." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)
u don't wanna know

"Lay down with him." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"You have a boyfriend... do I have to babysit you?" - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Wow, you could be a cheerleader." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"Good thing I don't want any more mango." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
tricia was licking it, yuck

"I wish she didn't lick that mango." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"I'm delicate... take that!" - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"I like to dip my fries in sauce, then, again, I am salsita." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"You keep bringing him up... why?" - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"Ew, God, it looks like crap." - Janny M (05/14/2003)

"Yet? But I plan to tonight." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Dave is such a snob." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"I know what I'm going to be hearing from now on." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)
this was clean, supprisingly

"It sounds dirty, but it's actually clean." - Janny M (05/14/2003)
yes, my reaction to the above quote

"Snappy pants are just like begging to be un snapped." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Salsita likes her privacy." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)
i couldn't sleep w/ her

"We can all fit in one shower." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"People need to learn how to use a car." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)
noisy in night

"Oh, I wish I had a woman." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Leslie, do it with me." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Don't write that down, I'm not a lesbian!" - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"I was about to say, those don't match, but they do." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Aces are like jewelry, they look good on anyone." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Just laugh it away, when I get my little twenty points, when I could have had gold." - Janny M (05/14/2003)

"Like were going to tell you if we could." - Justin K (05/14/2003)

"Do you know how amazing that looks?" - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
it did look amazing

"Are you kidding? She uses the whole thing." - Justin K (05/14/2003)

"Why are you glowing? You have a boyfriend!" - Tricia B (05/14/2003)
after salsita talked to mike

"I just figured you can't dance to Chicago music cause it's been done." - Janny M (05/14/2003)

"I don't wanna be in lesbian action with you." - Janny M (05/14/2003)

"She wants to poll dance." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"I don't want to kill Dave." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"I was going to hit you with this but I can't." - Tricia B (05/14/2003)

"Brian has a butt, so he should shake it." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)

"What are you writing a book?" - Mrs Butler (05/14/2002)

"Hold on! I'm signing his butt!" - Allison B (05/14/2002)

"I'll sign under his ear!" - Bryan P (05/14/2002)

"Well, you already had your favorite class, so it would be okay for you to get out early." - Mrs Jellig (05/14/2002)

"What do you have an old lady fedish or something?" - Adam Z (05/14/2002)

"I think Sponge Bob is better than that! I like Sponge Bob!" - Mrs Jellison (05/14/2002)

"Where's the sexy part?" - Reese R (05/14/2002)

"Each customer is greeted with a lay, lay you know..." - April J (05/14/2002)
she was pointing both her fingers towards her chest like a necklace

"I'm planning to buy a humming bird feeder, what should I put in it?" - Scott K (05/14/2002)
he was reading an article from the paper he always reads in aid

"I get to sign your butt!" - Allison B (05/14/2002)

"What is that? Said the man who just lost ten points." - Mr Schwenke (05/14/2002)