Quotes

"They're kinda like choose your own adventure." - Stacy M (12/02/2024)
crest white strips; no instructions!

"Aw man. Somebody answered the same thing?" - Eric W (12/02/2022)

"...Not my story to tell..." - Bryan S (12/02/2022)

"What kind of a ride share is this?" "It's an Uber in Florida." - Stacy M & Arlene A (12/02/2022)

"I'd have to wear a glove the whole time." - Stacy M (12/02/2022)
having a tattoo that says something bad in japanese then going to japan

"No. I'm not the boss of me." - Stacy M (12/02/2022)

"I keep trying! You crazy cat!" - Arlene A (12/02/2022)
split the room wasn't working

"I don't know these things... What are these things? I don't want to raise my hand." - Arlene A (12/02/2022)
trying to figure out google chat

"I can see myself and I'm so pretty." - Arlene A (12/02/2022)

"But under the login, there's a link, open a franchise... That must be part of the footer?" - Matt Wi (12/02/2019)
papa johns website was confusing to him

"Well come on, man, you don't want any one hacking your Papa John's account." - Janny M (12/02/2019)
their password system is so complex!

"I was surprised you didn't go in the church." "Well, you know..." - Janny M & Megan Wi (12/02/2019)

"I asked you to clean that s**t up." "Oh, sorry. Do you wanna clean it up?" - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (12/02/2018)

"As long as I'm not holding him, it's cool." - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)
rex

"We try to socialize him. It's cool." - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)
taking rex to dog parks... or something

"I was pretty pregnant..." - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)
telling a story

"That's a good head." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Megan Wi (12/02/2018)

"I really want a bagel while I'm in the bathtub." - Matt Wi (12/02/2018)

"They grow on cow dung..." - Matt Wi (12/02/2018)
mushrooms

"I pressure washed them." - Matt Wi (12/02/2018)
the dogs

"I mean like ninjas typically use their arms." - Brian C (12/02/2018)

"That does not look like a safe helicopter." - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)

"That thing almost looks like a drone." - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)

"That's like Janis bad." - Brian C (12/02/2018)
a challenge in snf

"I'm challenging a quote." - Matt Wi (12/02/2018)

"He has nine kids. He can get it in." - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)
phillip rivers

"How old was he when he had his eighth child?" - Megan Wi (12/02/2018)

"I just want to hasten his death." - Heidi C (12/02/2016)
arlo

"Oh yeah. That sucks. My turn." - Heidi C (12/02/2016)

"I can't help it if this is my special skill." - Heidi C (12/02/2016)
mexican train

"You can't play with yourself, Heidi." - Janny M (12/02/2016)
had to keep flagging her ;p

"Tower of calories." - Kent L (12/02/2011)
the tower of onion rings at red robin

"I don't know what you're talking about." "I don't either." - Janny M & Howard T (12/02/2008)

"Look, I don't want it from Shawn anyway." "That's not what you said the other day." - Brian C & Shawn R (12/02/2007)

"Hey, don't be talking to Shiane like that." - Shawn R (12/02/2007)
bri calling shiane a skank or something

"It's a news site... would they lie on the news?" - Janny M (12/02/2004)

"Why do you always ask Seth to touch your penis?" - Leslie B (12/02/2004)

"Atkins stuff..." "You bastard." - Janny M & Allan B (12/02/2004)
what bri wanted to get allan for christmas

"Brian, your hair looks like Harry Potter... all crinkly and stuff." - Leslie B (12/02/2004)

"Guys versus girls." "Then what team will Seth play on?" - Brian C & Leslie B (12/02/2004)

"Hey, is Mom in bed yet?" "Oh, my!" - Brian C & Leslie B (12/02/2004)
lol

"I don't think Janis has a deep voice like that." - Leslie B (12/02/2004)

"I need some single men." - Leslie B (12/02/2004)
she doesn't have enough?

"Shame on the rest of you, depending on the diligent students." - Dr White (math) (12/02/2003)

"I think I was a wild man and went up to three." - Dr White (math) (12/02/2003)

"I didn't realize this bra did that." - Tricia B (12/02/2003)