Quotes

"I rode with Connie today so that's why I say you're a great driver!" - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
bri's driving

"Finally I just said f**k it." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)

"You can put them in!" "Well, put them in! I'm tired of being bored." - Bryan S & Brian C & Janny M (10/13/2022)
first part of quote said at the same time

"I refuse to call it Reagan." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
dca airport

"Must have been windows." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
something went wrong with the cash register at the bar

"I warned my wife..." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
his last name gets misspelled and stuff

"Really?" - Brittney H (10/13/2021)
got the queen with a six of clubs and extra hearts

"I tried really hard to feel bad but the emotion wasn't coming." - Brian C (10/13/2021)
giving out the black bitch

"You're rude." - Brittney H (10/13/2021)
brian gave her the lady when she got the jack

"Might as well go out in style." - Jason H (10/13/2021)
he had 99 for a long time and got the queen

"Pisses me off so much." - Jason H (10/13/2021)
hearts

"Straight... U turn..." - Matt Wi (10/13/2019)
giving bri directions

"Is that poop?" - Matt Wi (10/13/2019) (pic)

"These nuts are so warm in my hand." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Brian C (10/13/2019)
hot cashews

"He was born with a golden spoon." "Silver. Not gold." - Brian C & Matt Wi (10/13/2019)

"F**k you, Bell!" - Matt Wi (10/13/2019)
destroying his fantasy team

"I knew it had to be something with toilet paper. I was like oh god." - Mike O (10/13/2017)

"I'll get a pink pussy to drink..." - Brian C (10/13/2017)

"An older woman..." "No teeth." - Mike O & Kurt W (10/13/2017)

"Hashtag yourself." - Matt Ad (10/13/2015)

"Stand by... there might be people coming into the room." - Matt Ad (10/13/2015)

"He's like, it sounds good." - Matt Ad (10/13/2015)
what webb said on immigrants getting aca

"Why is there four candles?" - Uncle George (10/13/2013)
on bri's birthday cake

"With me driving, it'll only take a half hour." - James M (10/13/2013)
from our place to their place

"You can be the beer b***h." "What happens when you call me that s**t?" - Janny M & Brian C (10/13/2012)
i get locked out of the car

"Need a lot of holy water to bless that place. All the s**t we did up there..." - Uncle George (10/13/2012)
dad's house is going to be a church

"Glen Burnie. I know Glen Burnie." - Uncle George (10/13/2012)
he ripped a page out from his maps book for lighter paper

"It's a s**ty job but somebody's gotta do it." - Dave H (10/13/2012)
cleaning septic tanks

"You see it doesn't work but we gotta keep it." - Uncle George (10/13/2012)
log cutter

"I don't even have a fire place." "Oh, we'll put one in..." - Brian C & Uncle George (10/13/2012)
so we can use the log cutter

"I got plenty of lamps so you can see what's in the attic." - Uncle George (10/13/2012)

"Don't be kicking me. The s**t's upstairs." - Uncle George (10/13/2012)

"There ain't nothing on this island but me... and ten f**king lamps." - Uncle George (10/13/2012)

"No, he's a cold hearted b***h." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)

"I can't wave to anyone in the back. The tint is too dark." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
his car, he says people will think he's giving them the finger

"Normally it's normal." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
i guess he's right

"This is like a middle school conversation." - Patrick W (10/13/2010)
we were laughing at pianist

"It's like wedged in there..." - Patrick W (10/13/2010)
the seat belt

"You lost a seat belt, you lost a phone..." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
patrick

"He's f**ked up on pasta." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
patrick, only dimitri & i had beers

"How did we get on the topic of your erections?" - Patrick W (10/13/2010)

"Do you want the pillow?" "No thanks. I have one." - Janny M & Brian C (10/13/2008)
my boob

"Okay, it's Saturday. My brain's not supposed to be working." - Shawn R (10/13/2007)

"You like anal? What?" - Brian C (10/13/2007)
new nick name for jen now

"Don't give her a receipt." - Shawn R (10/13/2007)
brian giving shiane a receipt

"I am retiring to the beer cave!" - Shawn R (10/13/2007)
after shawn played a joke on marc

"Honey, am I gay?" - Jen R (10/13/2007)

"Four nines... these are for you." - Shawn R (10/13/2007)
playing bs

"I had one card left and I didn't lie at all!" - Shawn R (10/13/2007)
he had like 1/2 the deck

"Hum... Kerry looks little pale tonight." "Yeah." - Janny M & Brian C & Leslie B (10/13/2004)
yeah said by both bri & les

"Hope you don't mind getting out five minutes." "Oh, we don't mind." - Prof Micheals & Janny M (10/13/2003)

"Say that I have a class called s**t." - Brent Fu (10/13/2003)

"What you do is create new s**t." - Brian C (10/13/2003)

"Actually, it looks like a woman in labor." - Brent Fu (10/13/2003)

"Gosh, Paul, lose some weight." - Tricia B (10/13/2003)

"It's like we're a bunch of illegal immigrants." - Janny M (10/13/2003)

"I like your desktop. Very sexy." - Janny M (10/13/2003)

"I'm going to write a quick program. It's not going to do anything." "Do any of your programs do?" - David E & Janny M (10/13/2003)

"I should know this because this is the stuff I failed before." - David E (10/13/2003)

"Sorry bout that." "Yeah, me too." - Smokey & Stacy M (10/13/2002)