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"No, I didn't want to make it easier on myself to drink." - Janny M
i wore a mask

"Bri, Candi likes Candy Corn." - Janny M

"It's all about me tonight." - Jen R
she came as a drama queen

"Why are you wearing a hat?" "Cause it comes with the outfit." - Marc G & Jen R

"The priest is already drunk." - Shawn R

"I'll stay with the alcohol." - Jen R
marc & i went to mcdonalds to see if we could get a reaction out of the employees, it didn't work

"We're always having a discussion about boobs." - Janny M

"Somebody get my husbands erection back." - Janny M (pic)

"Stick your tongue in it and lick." - Brian C
jello shooters

"I don't like landfills." - Tricia B

"I can't dance to no music cause no one's singing now." - Janny M

"This is a party, not a porno." - Marc G

"It's a sex scene." "It's too early in the movie." - Tricia B & Travis B

"Who's Marc?" - Leslie B
she was just talking to him

"These are my hooker boots." - Jen R

"Sometimes the magic just happens." - Travis B

"No, not these are my hooker quotes." - Janny M

"I know what a goal is, right?" - Leslie B

"You're muscles are like legs." - Leslie B
felt marcs legs

"We had a travel agent. Her name was Julie but now we can't find her." - Tricia B

"We don't speak." - Leslie B
talking about a friend who les doesn't speak to anymore

"Metal is a plastic." "What?" - Janny M & Marc G

"But she spelled it backwards!" - Tricia B
the word BOOB

"Ah!" - Tricia B
she screamed during a scary part of the movie, but she was in the bathroom, that was funny!

"Are you looking at my husbands balls?" - Tricia B

"There we go with the boobs again." - Tricia B

"Sixty results for boobs so far." - Janny M
my new quotes page

"You almost hit triple spider web!" - Marc G

"I've done that quote before." - Janny M

"Spiders die. They didn't take care of their web." - Marc G
tricia criticized my decorating skills

"You've tried him?" "That's a quote." "Aw, s**t." - Marc G & Janny M

"What? No witty come backs?" "Sorry, I just ignore you." - Marc G & Brian C

"College dorm rooms are not bullet proof." - Leslie B

"I've already heard enough of her moaning." - Leslie B

"He just said boobs." - Leslie B

"I'm not going to take jello shooters to work." - Janny M
all the left over food!