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"I like meeting other girls and thinking 'haha, you're uglier than me'." - Leslie B
that's pretty mean

"I just, I woke up this morning and the first thing I thought about was me." - Leslie B
probably had this quote before

"That goes against everything I've ever knew." - Lisa P
that guys are smart

"Aww, look at the puppy." "It's actually a dragon." - Janny M & Leslie B

"I already have one like this." - Seth W (pic)

"Yay! I look funny." - Leslie B
she always looks funny

"Boo! He is cute, though... Boo!" - Janny M
other knights

"I'm having a visual orgasm." - Lisa P
the knights

"Why is he Santa Claus?" - Seth W
the king had a long white beard

"The green knight is a dick." - Seth W
he was a trator

"I want more flowers." - Leslie B
our knight only threw like 5

"Did you lick my phone? Gross." "No, that was me." - Janny M & Tim C
wiki licked my phone

"He's like licking my bottle." - Leslie B
wiki

"You can block numbers." - Tim C
seth gave leslie his phone number

"It's a curious thing, now that you mention it... How many alphabets have I dated?" - Tim C
we were going through all the letters we've dated

"Now I'm just enjoying dating a bunch of guys." - Leslie B
lol

"I need to have a bed first before I have a baby." - Lisa P
she doesn't have any furniture

"It's about being under the sea." "Sure it is." - Leslie B & Seth W
little mermaid song that subastian sings

"My comforter looks better than that." - Lisa P
the wedding dress sjp wore in sex in the city

"I wake up in that dress every morning." - Lisa P

"I think they have the same dye job." - Lisa P
a kid and a woman in sex in the city

"No soy sauce?" "That's somewhere else." - Janny M & Seth W
putting sushi all over herself in sex in the city movie

"I haven't said penis once." - Leslie B
now she has

"Like what? Like that?" - Leslie B
she put her feet up in the air

"Are you that bad?" "I'm doing voices." - Janny M & Seth W
i underestimated how drunk seth was

"Why would we play outside? We have a table inside." - Leslie B
play cards outside... i forget the joke

"That was an obvious quote." - Seth W

"I have an erection." "I know, you're looking at me." - Brian C & Seth W

"They sound like an old married couple... 'Can you get my tooth?'" - Leslie B
bri's tooth, gross

"I'm now above Leslie." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Leslie B

"I didn't realize the night had an age." - Leslie B
we said the night was young when it was like 2AM

"Not talking about Leslie." - Seth W
can't touch this!