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"If it's not ready, I will cuss and scream." - Uncle Mike
the pizza since the game was ready to start

"He's gorgeous, just not in that hat..." - Aunt Janet
tom brady always wears the same beanie

"I think Dylan's more mature than Ashton Kutcher." - Aunt Janet

"What wife would let their husband wear a fomanchu?" - Uncle Mike
aunt janet did

"I hate to see that happen. Oh well." - Uncle Mike
injured patriot

"Chocolate and alcohol will make it all better." - Aunt Janet
that was a tough ravens loss

"I'll be burning the bobbleheads later, but you know..." - Aunt Janet
the ravens bobbleheads