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"My last job they were happy I was leaving. I don't know why." - Evan B

"Old ladies pinching your butt." "Yes, that was the good part." - Brian C & Jake T
of his job

"They had trains back then." - Jake T
in revolutionary times?

"I would admit it if it was that..." - Seth W
there was white stuff on his chair... but it turned out to be scratches

"We seriously just talked about penises for like five minutes." - Seth W
i missed some quotes

"There's a penis in Asia!" - Seth W

"What was the third one?" "He's gone." - Janny M & Seth W

"All the sex you want..." - Seth W
trying to get jake to do something

"It takes too long to download porn with Comcast... I'm just stating a fact." - Seth W

"Did you know Betsy Ross was a whore?" - Seth W

"In the world in which I am a Goddess..." - Jake T

"Seth, you need to last longer." - Jake T
in rummy

"I'd go with affair. Not leave Janis." - Jake T