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Sunday, February 26, 2012 -- bull roast with mom, stacy, david, & bri

"This joke is going no where." - Janny M

"A couple years ago I met a penguin..." - Brian C
a penguin???

"I was like 'great, now she's calling me her counterpart'." - David L

"Gotta wipe somehow." - David L
bad joke

"That's a boring story. I almost fell asleep." "I thought you were asleep." - Janny M & David L

"Mom, we'll take a real pose when we're all comfortable about it." - Stacy M
mom kept taking pictures

"Are you gonna wash it?" "Yeah, that's a great idea." - David L & Janny M
my signed torrey smith jersey

"They built this spacecraft... This isn't a joke or anything..." - David L

"So if you think about the space shuttle..." - Brian C

"That's a status symbol." - David L
when girls in bikini's mow your lawn

"It's like rocket powered wheel chair action." - Stacy M
new FDR movie

"Looks aren't everything." - Stacy M
talking about david

"The net is a metaphor." - David L
he was trying to explain facebook to bri

"Why don't you lay off the diet coke..." - David L

Thursday, February 23, 2012

"That thing does not look ten inches." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M
the cake he got for me for our anniversary

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

"We're going to do all this stuff then a year from now we'll find out no one ever adds a favorite." - Charlie K
we debated for like an hour how favorites should work on 1 of our apps

"Brie just had a good point." "Brie's not here." - Kathy W & Rich L
i made the point

Saturday, February 18, 2012 -- went to see aunt ruth, pinochle at joes w/ bri's family

"Cookie's kitten? Muffin?" - Aunt Ruth

"When I leave here, I want all the blood they took from me back." - Aunt Ruth

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"No, like a sitting little band thing..." - Joe C

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Friday, February 17, 2012 -- work, went out to dinner w/ kurt & people, mexican train over kurt's place

"The box was literally lying in the back seat." - Mike O
a mechanic wanted him to replace the windshield whippers he just replaced

"Next thing you know, we're in the middle of the parade..." - Mike O
sharing a story of how him & his grandmother were accidently in a parade, she waved

"Just remember where you sleep at night." - Mike O

"He can't. He's a loser." - Mike O

"Oh s**t. You're dropping s**t." - Mike O

Sunday, February 12, 2012 -- dimitri came over to get his mobamasticker.com website up

"You might as well continue the trend." - Janny M
dimitri naming stuff

"How do you expect anyone who's a dumb dumb...?" - Dimitri D
the yahoo software he was using was bad

"Ball designer... they make balls all day long." - Dimitri D

Saturday, February 11, 2012 -- went on a walk with jeanie & buddy with wiki & bri, went out to dinner in gtown with Kurt, then played mexican train over his and hung out

"If they were smart they would go there." - Jeanie B
giving the dogs a treat, wiki dropped one than ran back to us

"That's how a throw should be." - Jeanie B
bri threw the ball far

"Maybe we're not coming here on Valentines Day." - Kurt W
a 4 course dinner is $75 a person

"It was hard..." - Kurt W
to be mean to someone

Friday, February 10, 2012 -- work, hung out with erin & brian, played 7 deadly sins & watched semi pro later, good times

"I'm not impressed." - Peter F
with the hover action of a site we're maintaining

"I'm a Catholic. I never read that thing." - Bear M
the bible

"Broken windshield... that negates everything." - Bear M
he cleaned the entire house and cleaned the fridge but broke the windshield of their car

"Wanna fact check it?" - Erin L
the game we were playing, we could have swore there were errors

"Blood can be infectious." - Erin L

"It was going faster before. I Don't know why." "We were drunk." - Erin L & Bear M
the 7 deadly sins game

"Are you color blind?" - Erin L
bri picked up green instead of yellow

"Bear, it doesn't matter if you see the answers. You're reading the question." - Erin L
lol

"So you're the snail... and the cushion?" - Bear M

"Why are there like whores in the background of this?" - Erin L
they were cheerleaders

"You could go with a pickle." - Erin L
choosing vegetables to do strange things with

"Yeah, you're gallons." - Bear M
how much erin pees

"Is this a noise complaint? Well no. We're the only ones complaining..." - Erin L
if it was noisy near a police station

"Reported... You don't tell anybody." - Erin L
cases of ghonorea a year

"I don't know. I thought her boobs were pretty nice." - Erin L
i forgot who we were talking about

"B likes to pay as much as possible for things." - Erin L

Sunday, February 5, 2012 -- went to see aunt ruth in the hospital, super bowl with dimitri

"After eating this, I don't know." - Uncle Mike
aunt janet was saying how he has low chorestorol & he's eating a fatty pizza

"I wouldn't joke about that in a hospital." - Aunt Janet
tying candi up to a tree

"Forty four years from now... I will be... dead." - Aunt Janet

"Yeah but that's hospital water." - Uncle Mike
aunt janet refilling the water bottle

"That one looks cold." - Dimitri D
a blue bottle coke commercial

"Actually a lot of universities are registering it." "For sex?" - Brian C & Dimitri D
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