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Tuesday, December 31, 2013 -- work, nye party with kurt & mike & others
"I thought you were Chinese?" - Qais S
jack got an italian sandwich
"No cup holder, fine, fine, fine." - Qais S
jack's new bmw
"Your man cave is the bathroom." - Cindy O
mike
"Especially in the bad weather. They're like, 'no, I'll melt'." - Denny J
her dogs don't like going outside in the rain
"You're shooting blanks and she can't have puppies." - Mike O
wiki trying to mount leah
"Some of these are doosies." - Andrea T
"I'm pretty sure I did that in college." - Denny J
a card in cards against humanity
"She's got good arms." - Denny J
michelle obama's arms card in cah
"How many does she got over there?" "I'm not telling." - Cindy O & Denny J
denny was really good at cah
"I think that was mine." - Ivy J
"I had teeth in third grade." - Ivy J
Sunday, December 29, 2013 -- the last football games of the regular season with uncle mike & aunt janet
"Put some mice turds on it..." - Uncle Mike
bri's computers at work are old & no one wants to have them
"I was so glad nobody ate it." - Aunt Janet
the chicken salad at christmas; it was good
"I don't think that's asking too much." - Aunt Janet
tv's everywhere for football
"I just want a utility car. Like a Corvette." - Uncle Mike
"So... the big C, that's for Green Bay?" - Uncle Mike
the big c on the field in chicago
"Oh, he showed his mustache, yay!" - Aunt Janet
"Donut! Donut! Jelly inside! Hike!" - Uncle Mike
play call in football
"I wanna say more than nine, less than eleven..." - Uncle Mike
how many weeks aaron rogers was out
"If you scream, scream outside." - Aunt Janet
Saturday, December 28, 2013 -- back from oc; cards; went to see shawn & jen
"Go get drunk. Better sex." - Shawn R
"I wanna f**k you tonight." - Shawn R
"They know me." - Shawn R
trying to give jen the goat
"Can I help you?" "Yes." - Jen R & Shawn R
"You've said that several times..." - Shawn R
Wednesday, December 25, 2013 -- christmas with my family, then bri's family (got dropped off by mom)
"So you're going to enter this po-dunk down..." - Janny M
giving my sister directions; she locked her doors when i said this
"Really I look good? For an old broad?" - Aunt Ruth
"And now we're trying to off-shore." "Yeah, that'll work. What could go wrong?" - Brian C & Uncle Mike
bri's work
"I'll come down to you." - Mike A
to give someone a hug since he's so tall
"It's like Asian women smell..." - Uncle Mike
"That's a lemeric. We're talking about rhymes." - Stacy M
"Dylan's got a different death star." - Roshy R
on his shirt; aunt janet got them matching shirts
"Too late, they're already dead." - Dylan R
Tuesday, December 24, 2013 -- work, my sister came over & spent the night
"You don't like to watch ice skaters fall?" - Stacy M
the olympics
Monday, December 23, 2013
"Sorry don't cut it when I'm dead." - John C
a lady almost hit us in the parking lot then waved
Saturday, December 21, 2013 -- hung out w/ kurt & mike; cah; mexican train; chinese food
"Baby, come back to my place and I'll show you... the little engine that could." - Brian C
"Well who was nothing?" - Mike O
"How am I compensating for my tiny penis?" - Cindy O
"Which includes a Matthew McConaughey blow up doll." - Kurt W
"C*m had to come in there somewhere." - Brian C
"Too many words." - Mike O
one of the cah cards
"Before Leah gets off..." - Kurt W
"Wait. Who's turn is it?" "Yours!" - Janny M & Brian C & Cindy O
yours said at the same time
"Smells like dirty a*s." - Mike O
"See? I got the beer can in there... that means we're having fun!" - Janny M
picture
"Exactly what a lush would say." "Suck it." - Kurt W & Mike O
Friday, December 20, 2013 -- awesome day at work; went over erin & b's w/ megan & matt; scribblish; drinks; dinner; anchorman 2
"I was trying to feel around for it." "That's what she said." "I was just going to say that." - Janny M & Brian C & Matt Wi
"If it's an onion ring, it's going down." - Megan Wi
her engagement ring
"Okay, you must be beautiful or something." - Megan Wi
"Rani, again, had to go see strippers..." - Erin L
"We could mix it with vinegar." - Erin L
the vodka they had; they didn't have anything to mix it with
"What the penis is mine? Mine didn't closely resemble a penis." - Matt Wi
that's scribblish
"He's a man cause he has a penis." - Megan Wi
"How do you end a snowball fight with a penis?" - Megan Wi
"They only have one boner?" - Janny M
"I don't look good with just a mustache." "No. Nobody does." - Brian C & Matt Wi
"Salt does something magical to it." - Erin L
"T J Max, my ass." - Erin L
people walking in the road
"So you're saying he played himself?" - Matt Wi
leonardo decaprio in what's eating gilbert grape
"That's where truck b***hes sit." - Megan Wi
Tuesday, December 17, 2013 -- work, irockville meetup, white elephant gift exchange
"I'm not making judgements, I'm just keeping them to myself." - Abby M
"My bad. I'm blowing the booze for no reason." - Adam M
"There are different levels of stupid." - Tim M
Monday, December 16, 2013 -- work, went over megan & matt's for MNF
"Who dresses these men?" - Janny M
sports commentators
"What about the pink one?" - Megan Wi
she really liked the pink tie one guy was wearing
"Nepolian was a faker, too." - Megan Wi
sharing stories about our dogs
Sunday, December 15, 2013 -- hung w/ megan & matt for the games & leftover food, uncle neil's bday later
"You know, cause your feed get tired..." - Megan Wi
"I had balls." - Megan Wi
"Wow what are we gonna do with these fifteen apples?" "Uh, eat them as apple pie." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi
"Is he dead? Did he die?" - Megan Wi
Saturday, December 14, 2013 -- megan & matt's white elephant party
"May I have a pointy knife?" - Person At Party 12/14/2013
"I thought it was an hour per pound..." - Megan Wi
so a 24 pound turkey would take 24 hours to cook?
"This T V is pretty s**ty." - Wilson M
megan wanted to get another crappy gift for the white elephant
"What did you think you were a guest?" - Megan Wi
putting her friend to work
"I can't read my own hand writing." - Megan Wi
"That's like a bedroom sized fun dip." - Megan Wi
"When did I start hanging out with alcoholics?" - Megan Wi
the booze in the white elephant went fast & kept getting stolen
"It's a good read." - Matt Wi
intro to property book
"That's five dolla!" - Jade G
"This is my mom's favorite clock!" - Jade G
she stole it from me, that's good!
"Did you need the battery?" - Megan Wi
why wilson gave the clock
"Which one's your car?" - Jade G
so she can do something bad to it
"I'm gonna fog it." "What a horrible idea." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi
before their christmas tree comes in their house
"Megan doesn't joke about dildos." - Person At Party 12/14/2013
"I'm not talking about Spanish people." - Megan Wi
Friday, December 13, 2013 -- work, out to lunch with coworkers to celebrate website being launched
"I'm not like a fashion person..." - Charlie K
"He's gonna blame me because he thinks that I'm this giant lush..." - Kathy W
"Shut up, Wynne... Okay. Good. I will." - Wynne G
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
"You have big balls." - Bill K
talking to brian about his bowling balls
Friday, December 6, 2013 -- work, outback w/ friday night gang, ticket 2 ride, cah
"It would have just a little bump." "Well I don't want little bumps in my car." - Mike O & Cindy O
mike was driving cindy's car
"Only when you pluck your butt hairs... I'll bring you a few." - Mike O
"Sammy, your wet." "That's what he said." - Kurt W & Brian C
"Where are his balls?" - Kurt W
removed?
"S**t. Skank ho." - Mike O
"I will take the two on top." - Kurt W
he was taking forever to decide so we wanted to give him the 2 on top; but he took them anyway after
"We don't want to play rope!" - Mike O
leah
Thursday, December 5, 2013
"Is this safe?" - Jack Z
driving with john
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
"No more smiles for her." - Brie Be
someone ignored her when she said hi
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
"Cause Jack wanted kung pow chicken at the deli..." - Qais S
jack doesn't like the deli across the street
Sunday, December 1, 2013 -- football games with megan & matt
"I don't know if you were trying to draw attention to yourself." - Megan Wi
"I don't like anything that's heart shaped... it's so fake." - Megan Wi
"It works fine. It's great. It's my favorite one." - Megan Wi
matt fixed something very personal to her
"I saw the bell. I'm good." - Megan Wi
no more going to philly for her
"What? I believe in the movies." - Matt Wi
megan always says matt doesn't believe in things
"He is so good looking. Matt, you better pay attention." - Megan Wi
"You don't believe in making cookies either." - Megan Wi
matt