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"Don't fill me up this time, please." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M

"Like that's stopped you before." - Shawn R
drinking when having molly to take care of

"What would happen if I threw alcohol on the fire?" "Depends on the proof." - Jen R & Shawn R

"The two of you have almost killed a bottle of Gray Goose." - Shawn R
it was true

"Give him some pe... pussy." "Did you almost say penis?" - Jen R & Shawn R

"And this banana bread... Umm!" - Jen R

"Well yeah, I can see that." - Mike O
we call a cannon a penis in risk

"It just means your a*s wins at the games." - Mike O
if i drink

"Lick my a*shole." "I prefer the other fudge." - Mike O & Kurt W

"Yeah there are some wonderful Christmas albums out there." - Kurt W
we were making sex songs out of christmas songs

"Oh wow. You were short." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M
my train was only 1

"I want to look like a faerie that just walked out of the woods." - Roshy R
her hair a mess and twigs & leafs in it

"It's just a cat. It's not a mat." - Roshy R

"You take your shoes off when you go to the bathroom?" "Don't judge me." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R

"You look like an Indian." "How." "Not that kind." - Aunt Janet & Brian C

"It goes on and off and gives you a seizure." - Kurt W
the christmas lights

"Wow. I have two balls." - Brian C
dog toys

"Bend over and dry popped with no lube... that's right." - Mike O

"Sorry. I was breathing." - Stacy M

"I wasted the milk man with that?" - Mike O

"You're not going to red line it..." - Stacy M
in first gear

"I mean they're cruising down the street and I only hear part of the song so I'm sure it's out of context." - Stacy M
she hears a weird line from a song blasting

"My quote had nothing to do with that." - Stacy M
what bill cosby is up to

"They don't eat waffles in Ireland?" - Brian L

"F**k the kids. They'll just be on the roof." - Tim M
buy a two seater car

"Oh youth. Yeah, I remember it." - Brian L

"Yeah. We'll vouch for you. The I Rockville group..." - Brian L
if he needed a recommendation for a visa

"I'm not a psychologist but I play one on T V." - Brian L

"That's not an original saying." - Greg N
what brian l just said

"I can take my shirt off..." "Please don't... I mean you can..." - Tim M & Brian L
the waiter was ready to take brian's food

"I don't see any effect of whiskey on you." - Roju R

"I took three or four shots and I can't remember if I was breathing or not." - Roju R

"She doesn't like Indian people." - Tim M

"I can understand you!" - Janny M
roju

"It's a different kind of pickling..." - Tim M

"Greg has a purse in his wallet." - Janny M
he did... for change

"Look at you, racist bastard." - Greg N

"Bah means bah." - Janny M
b a h; booze allen

"I don't care if they get off." "That's what she said." - Brian L & Janny M

"I heard older fathers could get pregnant." - Greg N

"I like Taylor Swift... Listen..." - Brian L
brian l's an older dude

"Nutritionally speaking, bigger breasts are better for the babies." - Roju R

"A smile and a nod?" - Greg N

"Oh yeah cause people are stupid." - Erin L

"Everybody wants to eat dinner like right now... but no pressure." - Erin L
telling bear

"I would never go to trial... I'd get away with it." - Erin L
if erin were to murder bear

"That whore." - Matt Wi

"They're like dead." - Matt Wi
a nine year old dog... it isn't dead!

"Just look for quotes from the new guy." - Seth W
if i ever cheated on bri

"That kinda thing, you'll get money for. Fall in front of a camera." - Meredith S
she's a lawyer, she knows

"It's the time to fall." - Meredith S
winter

"Man. I should have thought about my bubble before I bubbled." - Meredith S

"I have eight penises on the board." - Seth W
8 cannons in risk

"We'll send the bodies back." - Seth W
when her troops get destroyed in risk

"Oh... rude... It's fine." - Meredith S

"Okay. I'll stop. Good men died today." - Meredith S
in risk

"Does it matter what hole they go in?" "That's what she said." - Meredith S & Janny M

"Look at me... look... tear." - Mike O

"She's going to hell if she don't change her ways." - Mike O

"You're not gonna block me cause that route has already been abandoned." - Mike O
bri was causing havic in ticket to ride

"Like a whore... sitting at the pews at church..." - Mike O
singing like a virgin

"Here. I'll turn the air conditioner on." - Mike O
mike was hot... kurt wouldn't let him open a window

"It's a big black..." "Train." - Mike O & Janny M & Brian C
me & bri said train at the same time

"She only went two deep." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Brian C

"Your mommy uses you for musical instruments." - Mike O
wiki is a musical instrument

"Ouu. you have Carmel?" "No. Just thinking of ways to make the apples unhealthy." - Janny M & Joe C

"Jack was a jack-o-lantern." - Kate C
so cute

"I forgot to wash my hands..." - Joe C
took some popcorn :(

"When I was in the military out in the jungles of... wherever..." - Joe C

"Well go upstairs and get that article and cut it out." - Jen R
one little article to start the fire... wow

"Aw, Shawn, are you out of wood?" - Brian C

"Paper will only get you five seconds." "So will sex with Shawn." - Shawn R & Brian C
for the fire

"I know. My mom loves that part." - Shawn R
terry bradshaw naked in failure to launch

"I must have had a whole glass." "Wow, a whole glass!" - Jen R & Janny M & Brian C
me & bri said the last at the same time... a whole glass of wine

"We should have an orgasm." - Jen R

"No, he wanted it deeper." "That's what she said." "Why, I even got that." - Brian C & Janny M & Jen R

"Let's go and get another dog tomorrow." - Jen R
lol

"Well they won't answer my emails but..." - Peter F
he's making progress on people who aren't responding

"I can't say I was doing anything else more critical..." - Peter F
the new pm asked him to do a long task 3:00 on a friday

"When they stop carding you in twenty years, I'm going to be like 'yes'!" - Peter F

"Then we'd be black faced." - Megan Wi
what her & matt wanted to dress up as for halloween

"He does owe me some gifts. He can't use the house anymore." - Megan Wi
for a while matt was using the house as a gift for anniversary, birthday, etc

"Have you felt your testes lately?" - Megan Wi

"Is this Michael Jackson's new song?" - Megan Wi

"There's not enough sex!" - Megan Wi

"I don't know s**t about women." - Kurt W
him and mike would adopt a boy

"I think we need a bigger thing of chips than that tiny little display." - Kurt W

"Didn't it used to have a nut?" - Mike O
leah's costume

"It's like a tan tan and I'm Irish." - Tom D

"Yeah. There's pictures of snow on cactus." - Tom D
it snows in arizona

"It's a little damp." - Tom D
a dog toy

"Wow. That's an actual printed card." - Tom D
cah

"Well it could be an a*s... like... you know... never mind." - Tom D

"What are you offering the village?" - Tom D
cah

"A tail just knocked these cards." - Tom D