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"It's like we're running a sweat shop." - Wynne G

"I'm gonna call it a widget." - Wynne G

"Yeah, in Yoda voice. 'Mmm said that, she did.'" - Mike O

"Yes, the table can move." - Mike O

"Why don't you just kiss my ass?" - Cindy O

"Even the basement bathroom is bigger." - Kurt W
than their master bathroom

"Maryland gets more snow than Virginia." "Yeah, cause Maryland is more north." - Mike O & Brian C

"Well, throughout history..." - Peter F
we were talking about men's fashion & peter opened with that

"I wonder if the Wegman's takes Firehouse coupons." - Qais S

"I'm shoveling. I'm doing the hard work." - Megan Wi
trying to get the car out

"The guy was like, 'Why is she pushing?'" - Megan Wi
matt had megan pushing the car

"I was about to say parish." - Megan Wi
in new orleans, there's parishes, not counties

"I'm like, just eat it. You eat crawfish, just eat it." - Megan Wi
her parents

"I'm glad I left." - Megan Wi
new orleans

"When you got the free drinks?" "That was different. You weren't around." - Matt Wi & Megan Wi

"And you're not going to tell about the ten cent blowjobs?" - Leslie B

"And you didn't have to send them to yourself this year." "I know!" - Brian C & Leslie B
leslie got flowers for v day

"He looks very unhappy." "That's because he hadn't met me." - Brian C & Leslie B

"She's already dead." - Leslie B

"Just because I have a reputation doesn't mean that I sleep with every single guy..." - Leslie B

"Seth teaches history, ew. That's not a real subject." - Leslie B

"I can see it's gonna be a long night." - Leslie B
her quotes

"I don't count the ones that were bad." - Leslie B
if you're bad in bed, it shouldn't count

"That's like an ice cream taster." - Leslie B
brian's job as a software tester

"That's going on the resume!" - Leslie B
that she's good at head

"I'm not going to trust some random person online... I might meet her!" - Brian C
talking about leslie

"I don't know how it kept going." - Leslie B

"So you do have a darkside?" - Jason F
talking to leslie

"Wow. I don't know. How many?" - Jason F
people leslie's dated

"I see why people like to drink now." - Leslie B
i introduced her to red's apple ale

"Outside in the winter?" - Leslie B
the story about the waterballoon fight in the dorms; why we didn't do it outside

"Well we thought it was a really good idea at the time." - Leslie B
above quote

"He was below me. I was on top." - Leslie B
in the dorms

"I'm normally aware of a man in my bed." - Leslie B

"She wasn't that big. She was curvacious." - Leslie B
a person we knew

"That wasn't passionate." - Leslie B
sympathy during cards

"I was trying to sound sincere." - Leslie B
jason was losing cards

"Yeah, you were working out. That's what they're calling it now." - Jason F

"I don't think I've ever struck." - Leslie B
streaked

"I really wish I felt something about that. I just don't." - Leslie B
jason losing at cards

"Sure... The Baltimore Orioles basketball team." - Jason F
leslie thought the o's played basketball (not really)

"I'm the only one who didn't put out." "That's what she said." - Jason F & Janny M

"There's always next time? When is that ever applicable?" "His next girlfriend." - Leslie B & Brian C

"Do you knot wanna get laid?" - Leslie B
muttin chops with a fo-man-cho

"I know. I'm not putting out." - Jason F
in rummy

"Do you know how painful that is?" "Well I don't do it anymore." - Jason F & Leslie B
give guys blueballs

"yeah, they're quick or else they couldn't be called Quickfire." - Qais S
qais and i went to quickfire... they were faster than chipotle

"So you didn't kiss him?" - Qais S
talking to john c

"I didn't hurt my a*s when I fell." - Jack Z

"Yeah, you don't miss much... Just look up... explosion." - Mike D

"I don't know if I can eat now." - Robecca D
after they talked about something discusting

"I'm not going to get kissed for a while, aren't I?" - Mike D
mike ate something gross

"Pregnancy scare..." - Mike D
why they got married; KIDDING

"There was no swarms of anything." - Mike D
on a camping trip

"I get the tiny penis card... Victory!" - Mike D

"Testicular torsion." "That's no joke." - Robecca D & Mike D

"Oddly enough, that's one of my pet names for you." - Mike D
a gassy antolope

"I mean, it's Putin..." - Robecca D

"Clown's boners always win." - Brian C

"It's probably true..." - Robecca D
salvador dolli's pantings

"That is some dark s**t." - Mike D

"Brian, are you the winner with dead parents?" - Mike D

"Who are you? Who did I marry?" "I know when you're on acid." - Mike D & Robecca D

"Son of a b***h. How can I compete with road head?" - Mike D
he risked two; next on espn2 the world series of...

"Put that in your lines..." - Qais S

"Jack is against Burger King cause they're against the Chinese culture." - Qais S

"I can't believe I make it through the day..." - Dan B

"That one's peeing. Oh so cute." - Megan Wi
puppy bowl

"But that's the wrong ball." - Heather Zz

"Aww. It's penguins!" - Megan Wi

"What? Your cat doesn't do that?" - Wilson M

"He was like, 'come on, do shots with me.' And I'm like 'okay.'" - Megan Wi

"Why don't you just use a quarter?" - Jade G
for the coin toss

"I'm sorry, Matt. I want to have James Franco's baby." - Megan Wi

"We'll just put the money in the boot." - Matt Wi
for the bets

"It has a lot of head." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M

"You're only an hour late." - Jade G

"That's right. I like being round." - Jade G

"That makes it healthy." - Matt Wi
frito's on a subway sandwich

"I make that chicken wing!" - Jade G

"Down with the pants!" - Megan Wi

"Trombone Shorty can kick it!" - Megan Wi

"Are you sure we're watching the super bowl?" - Heather Zz
what a blow out

"This is terrible. There's still another quarter left..." - Megan Wi

"Hashtag hugfest." - Heather Zz
as richard sherman got hurt

"I got her drunk. She's fine now." - Megan Wi

"Peyton Manning for the M V P!" - Matt Wi

"Would it fit? It's pretty big." - Matt Wi
someone said they want to do bad things to the limbardi trophy

"I am all about glutton." - Kyle B

"Look at me. I'm here. I'm here." - Kyle B

"No one likes what I'm doing." - Kyle B

"It was really magical." - Erin L
she was telling a story

"If only there was a cook at the table you could ask." - Brian C
bear is a cook

"Unless you want your mussels to look bloody." - Roni M

"You should not have worn white." - Roni M
kyle wore white going to an italian restaurant

"That bath tub was like for a midget." - Roni M

"It was just a weird shaped bathroom." - Roni M

"On the flip side, the drugs were good." - Bear M

"That girl has stripper written all over her." - Roni M
her friend's daughter

"Look at me daddy... Stripper!" - Roni M

"If I could do whatever I wanted with my life, I'd have a hundred cats." - Erin L

"Maybe two hundred." "Maybe? All well..." - Bear M & Erin L
how much their couch weighs

"Couldn't they just get a house... cause it's Fredrick..." - Erin L

"Kids can go in closets. I read an article." - Erin L