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Friday, May 1, 2015 -- work, bar hopping with jeff; bri actually tagged along

"Hehehe. If I have access to dynamite..." - Jeff D

"They gave you enough to give you blue balls or blue ovaries..." - Jeff D
a movie

"He's gonna get killed." - Jeff D
pope frank

"What? What is this?" - Jeff D
a car doing something stupid on the road

"Well all those sex exercises..." - Jeff D
bill clinton

"I mean how does she still work here? I mean does she know the owner?" - Jeff D
the mean waitress that likes jeff

"Jeff... she's gonna slash my tires, too." - Jeff D
what jon said about a girl jeff went out with

"He like did rocks and dirt. I wanted to do real stuff." - Jeff D