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"It smells like dung as it is. Gross." - Mike O
firtilizer

"We did strawberries in Germantown." - Mike O
just kinda funny

"No, you wonder about weeding. That's what we're getting a kid for." - Kurt W
their backyard is going to look amazing but it's a lot of work to maintain

"It needs a tune up so why don't we put more stress on the engine?" - Brian C

"Where can I find a male order bride?" - Brian C
siri's answer was 'you'll have to unlock your iphone first'

"Do I make you randy?" - Brian C
siri's answer was 'i'd rather not say'

"I don't mind talking about mine and Kurt's sex life." "What sex life?" - Mike O & Kurt W

"You can't compete against tiny nipples." - Janny M

"Fine. All of you laughed on the last one. Except Brian and I who thought it was dumb." - Kurt W

"What am I giving up for Lent? Full frontal nudity. F**k." - Mike O

"Your horn doesn't work." "It does. It's just extremely stiff." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M