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"Yeah, cause it's free. M hmm." - Roshy R
asking if dylan's case comes with his phone; she will get it

"I like clam chowder but I can't chew the clams!" - Aunt Ruth

"I wash my hair so..." - Roshy R
she's good looking cause she washes her hair

"Is it rich?" "Naw. Upper middle class." - Janny M & Uncle Mike
asking bri if the cake was rich

"And there's a ton more sex scenes than that..." - Uncle Mike

"Central America's not a continent." - Mr Harich
first quote for him in years!

"Now you sound like Microsoft." - Mat W
having "no bugs" in their application

"You're killing me, smalls." - Anita J
layla

"When you're twenty one, you're gone." - Jon B
to aiden

"I can laugh about it cause it wasn't me." - Jon B
our traveling mishaps

"Whether it's in the shop or not..." - Jon B
bri still has a farrarri

"This is the last time you see Janis without a beer in her hand." - Jon B
to aiden, har har

"If someone wants to go to Pluto, just go to Virginia and drive around." - David Ga

"It's like American s**ty selection room." - David Ga
american tap room doesn't have a good beer selection

"No, I'm with you. I'm against frozen food." - David Ga

"Well let me paint a picture..." - David Ga

"If she's so highly education how come she forgot her f**king bag?" - Janny M
david's friend

"I support Bernie Sanders. I'm attractive." - David Ga
anyone who supports bernie is attractive!

"I'm old so that's what I do." - Aunt Janet
have lamps instead of built in lighting

"That's pretty deep!" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M

"They're both up." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M

"Do you want a sign?" "You mean a limp sign?" - David Ga & Alex B
for the bernie march

"If only my phone wasn't made out of toothpicks." - David Ga

"What did you have? Uncontrollable diarrhea?" - David Ga

"I look like a laid off lumberjack." - Alex B
in plad; where can we go to dance?

"Usually all my drink making and cooking involves what the fastest way of getting her in bed... So lately I've done a lot of cooking for myself." - Jeff D

"Sex is my flavor profile." - Jeff D

"F**k quicksand. I've never run into it in my life." - Alex B
when we were kids we were taught about quicksand

"Every other word is F word." - Amrutha E

"I do drink hot toddies when I'm sick." - Jeff D
i was making fun of him for drinking a girly sounding drink

"That's why I try to go under you now." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D

"I was watching Zenna, princess warrior..." - Jeff D
haha

"Just the essentials." - Jeff D

"Just a hammock for your man's banana." - Jeff D

"It supports you in the motion of your ocean." - Jeff D

"If the next song is at least fifty percent danceable, I'm gonna do it." - David Ga
good live music but none of it danceable

"Youtube is anti boob." - Jeff D

"We are not drunks. We are enthusiastic about our alcohol." - Alex B

"In a dreamy voice. It's very conflicting." - Brian C
mike has been talking with his recruiter

"I'm having a brain moment." "We can tell." - Mike O & Kurt W

"Yeah, but this is America." - Jeff D

"Like W T F?" "What station is that?" - Janny M & Jeff D

"There's those brown things that don't make them totally white..." - Jeff D

"It's Nickelodeon." - Janny M

"You're so needy." - Anita J

"I knew it. You couldn't resist talking." - Anita J
thomas explaining what he was doing

"Is that enough to get it up?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Stacy M
one of the perfect ones

"Look, I'm not the smartest crayon in the box." - Jen R

"Janis mixed some of them up. I saw her." - Wanda T

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"Why you gotta poke it?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M

"They look like the Koch brothers." "I know. Should I speed up just in case?" - Janny M & Bryan S
two older guys were crossing the driveway

"Well after Costco we'd want to go to D C Brau for a restorative beverage." - Liana S

"You got me off track... I think you made me decide that our structure sucks." - Bryan S

"Sasha's crazy about me." - Norm Zz
the dog next to our table

"That's a little dick right there." - Stacy M

"Who needs a sorry?" - Stacy M

"Excuse me. I need alcohol to put up with all you people." - Mel O
we were making so many jokes at the debate party

"Dude this is twice the size of yours... That's what she said." - Janny M

"Are you horny, Janis?" "Eh.." - Jen R & Janny M

"I just got in a fight with toilet paper." - Jen R

"Well that doesn't give him the right to steal s**t." "Duh. That's why he's serving a sentence." - Jen R & Brian C

"It's that something we'd have to go through the H O A for?" "Not if it's retractable." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brad F & Janny M

"So this beer is cold..." - Brad F
changing the subject from what jen was saying

"The voices stopped me." - Shawn R

"No, dude, he's a redneck." - Shawn R

"These chips have no structural integrity." - Janny M
the tostito chips fell apart

"There's only one way to find out." - David Ga
smoking something special at the bar

"That's a big head." "That's what she said." - Janny M & David Ga