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Saturday, March 19, 2016 -- one of the best days of my life; went to the bernie march in bmore with alex, kathleen, amrutha, david, & bri; later bar crawl with everyone + jeff; an awesome day!

"They're both up." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M

"Do you want a sign?" "You mean a limp sign?" - David Ga & Alex B
for the bernie march

"If only my phone wasn't made out of toothpicks." - David Ga

"What did you have? Uncontrollable diarrhea?" - David Ga

"I look like a laid off lumberjack." - Alex B
in plad; where can we go to dance?

"Usually all my drink making and cooking involves what the fastest way of getting her in bed... So lately I've done a lot of cooking for myself." - Jeff D

"Sex is my flavor profile." - Jeff D

"F**k quicksand. I've never run into it in my life." - Alex B
when we were kids we were taught about quicksand

"Every other word is F word." - Amrutha E

"I do drink hot toddies when I'm sick." - Jeff D
i was making fun of him for drinking a girly sounding drink

"That's why I try to go under you now." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D

"I was watching Zenna, princess warrior..." - Jeff D
haha

"Just the essentials." - Jeff D

"Just a hammock for your man's banana." - Jeff D

"It supports you in the motion of your ocean." - Jeff D

"If the next song is at least fifty percent danceable, I'm gonna do it." - David Ga
good live music but none of it danceable

"Youtube is anti boob." - Jeff D

"We are not drunks. We are enthusiastic about our alcohol." - Alex B