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Saturday, November 11, 2017 -- andy & kyle's halloween party, what an awesome time!

"I was going to do chest hair but I didn't want to detract." - Meg C

"Alexa. Buy a dildo." - Meg C

"Just call me Louie C K." - Meg C

"What color was the dildo in our dorm room?" - Dave C
he asked andy

"You all don't know me as well as I know me." - Meg C

"Uncircumcised penises!" - Meg C

"I had two children... f**k them." - Meg C
she won the best costume

"So when I started dating this a*shole..." - Meg C

"Okay, we are all the drunk." - Kyle W

"I had Amish slaves make it for us." - Meg C