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"Yeah, some kids, f**k em?" "Right?" - Janny M & Erin L

"She's like a sophomore." - Erin L
ella in preschool

"Wait. You need oven mitts to smoke weed?" - Janny M

"Ella. Don't throw bricks, please." - Bear M

"Well, what do you want me to say?" - Bear M
cardboard bricks that ella was throwing

"Scotch makes me very angry." - Bear M

"Don't yell at me." "I didn't. I growled." - Erin L & Bear M

"It gets confusing when you smell a lot of stuff." - Erin L
sure it does... but she was talking about candles

"He goes to church when he needs votes." - Erin L
her dad

"Oh... that guy..." - Helen E
minor giving a s**t

"Do you want your legacy to be making the buses on time?" - Heidi C
talking to bri about a career switch

"It's a safe job. You can't get fired for anything." - Heidi C
being a teacher

"Were you eating poops again?" - Heidi C
talking to benji

"It's like Italy here." - Heidi C
the place we went for breakfast

"No, Janis is only a C." - Brian C
shawn said d

"P is for pussy." - Shawn R

"My boobs itch." "Yours too?" - Jen R & Brian C

"Like the!" - Jen R
sorting out cah cards; all the 'the's

"Shawn, at least I know not to do this s**t myself." - Brian C

"I know you guys wanna be Chris Elliot right now." "No, not really." - Janny M & Shawn R
i had a crush on chris elliot when i was younger

"Do you want the boob?" - Megan Wi
asking rex if he wants to be fed

"Yeah, butter my bread, please." - Matt Wi

"Oh, right. She's twenty nine... every year..." - Matt Wi
my age

"Rex was gettin' hood." - Megan Wi
megan was rapping

"They were like, 'I don't think you belong in this here parts.'" - Erin L
she drove over to see what was behind her house

"They always make their s**t look like s**t though." - Erin L

"That's what ignorance is..." - Erin L

"I"m just trying to get people to vie me money." - Erin L

"Look at our deck. It's dry as a bone!" - Kurt W
mike said it just rained

"It sprinkled!" - Kurt W

"Not the ones that are known for making silk." - Kurt W
caterpillars

"No. My grandma wore leopard-skin underwear." - Kurt W

"It's wet everywhere!" "I know. That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O

"She's like, 'I've seen it all.'" - Kurt W
what people do in the bedroom

"Oh, when I was young." - Aunt Janet
she painted her house & did a lot more

"They lost their s**t over that stupid field." - Aunt Janet
parents

"Why is one of them puffy?" "That's what she said." - Aunt Janet & Janny M
bags of food

"I don't want my refrigerator telling me what to do." - Uncle Mike

"Are they blessing the rains down in Africa?" - Uncle Mike
bri's parents are going to africa

"Don't f**k with her, man." - Uncle Mike
aunt ruth

"I wore that pushup bra and I did not get the job." - Uncle Mike

"There are all these little dogs around; I'm afraid of squashing." - Arlene A

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"That's a goblet." - Arlene A
our wine glass which becky was using

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"You have to use another nut to open it." - Patrick D

"Don't let that sway you." - Arlene A
she admitted that one of the cards was hers

"That's not fair. You know him." - Janny M
patrick picked becky's card

"I don't think that was ever a problem for Detroit." - Patrick D
hipsters

"Who had lactation?" "I had lactation." - Patrick D & Arlene A

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"Every time I grabbed a double." "That's what she said." - Patrick D & Janny M

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"Janis, can you feel the water?" "Yeah, I touched it. It's nice... That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M

"It even has a foam tip." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M

"Okay, you're white. Stop rapping." - Shawn R

"Deployments are an ulser-inducing experience." - Chris De

"No, seriously, f**k that guy." - Helen E
nate silver

"All that cocaine..." - Bear M

"Can we stop talking about death? This is seriously getting me f**king depressed." - Bear M
we were talking about funerals & how to be burried

"Is Erin's full of whiskey?" "No... it's vodka." - Brian C & Erin L

"Let's just say it wasn't red tainted." - Erin L
bear had a gray goose with a little cranberry juice

"Maybe he's Muslim?" - Erin L
dumbledore doesn't trim his beard

"Lucifur isn't allowed in the chimney." - Erin L
her cat

"So you're agreeing to do it?" - Erin L