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"I'm gonna wear a mask. People are dirty." - Charles Lo

"There was no stopping her." - Suzanne W
my mom from bringing gifts

"Just reading that is making me have to sneeze." - Stacy M
ingredients in soap mom gave to stacy

"No, that's bread, Mom." - Stacy M
mom wanted a scallion

"Ax!" - Aunt Janet
how to get out a piece of furniture

"I don't know. I don't f**king know." - Uncle Mike
he thought all his life he was native american but turns out he isn't

"I'm more Jewish than Native American!" - Uncle Mike

"I hope she's burning in hell right now... yelling at my child." - Uncle Mike
one of their older neighbors

"You have commitment issues, Janis." - Aunt Janet

"Well yeah, truffles are cake." - Aunt Janet

"When I look back at all the s**t that went down..." - Aunt Janet
her private school

"Is she a bomb sniffing dog?" - Aunt Janet
their dog was sniffing packages

"I could read that program..." - Aunt Janet
she was good at betting the horses