Weird Things You Learn From Pregnant People

I haven’t had any friends prego in a while but every time I do I learn something new. Pregnant people get like weird changes in their bodies. Besides dietary restrictions (no sandwich meat, no sushi), constant peeing, and anything medical, there are just certain changes that are really scary or unpleasant. I’m glad I was never pregnant.

Anyway, I thought I would list all the strange things that I’ve heard from my pregnant friends on what goes on with their bodies.

• Your fingers swell up so you can’t wear a wedding ring.
• The baby sucks all the calcium out of you so your teeth and bones become weaker. A friend of mine said she got a lot of cavities while pregnant.
• Your ankles and feet swell.
• Weird hair growth.

More when I can think of them.

Sooo glad I decided not to have kids!