Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Uncle George
Description: my uncle george, not really an uncle but close enough
Know From: Family
Top Person?: No
Active?: Yes
Number Of Quotes: 596
Making Quotes From: Sunday, April 20, 2008 - Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 3.2
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 38.7

Last 10 Quotes

"I've said I've been in bar fights and ended up not this bad." - Uncle George (09/13/2023)
when kim sleeps

"I always think about Breaking Bad." "I always think it sucks." - Janny M & Uncle George (09/12/2023)
horse with no name song

"We can go wherever you want. The car has a steering wheel." - Uncle George (09/12/2023)

"So I'm gonna bring my bass guitar when I come to Portugal..." "You don't have a bass guitar!" - Uncle George & Kim Mo (09/12/2023)

"Well he didn't want to have sex with me." - Uncle George (09/12/2023)
charlie daniels story that kim told

"You just love the chicken tenders. Stop lying." - Uncle George (09/11/2023)

"What are you doing? You're over there and I'm over here. Butting into my conversation. Stay over there." - Uncle George (06/27/2023)
talking to uncle george on the phone, kim was butting in :)

"What a waste of money that was." - Uncle George (06/12/2023)
he got drunk before his flight but was so nervous he sobered up

"She was like, 'I can't feel my hand.' Well, I can!" - Uncle George (06/12/2023)
the last time he was on a plane he held kim's hand too tight

"I can't believe these people survived this long." - Uncle George (06/12/2023)
in north carolina the process for vehicle registration is ridiculous

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