Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Paul H
Description: friend from way back in high school
Know From: High school
Top Person?: No
Active?: Yes
Number Of Quotes: 616
Making Quotes From: Friday, May 24, 2002 - Friday, March 15, 2024
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 2.4
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 28.2

Last 10 Quotes

"I'll say yes but I'll be honest." - Paul H (03/15/2024)
if he was asked to officiate a wedding but goes into rage over crying

"It's just training your mouth to chew something that's big." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H (02/15/2023)
octopus

"Oh no. You broke it. Look at all those cracks in it." - Paul H (09/02/2022)
becky's purse

"Okay. I'll hold your drink for you, babe." - Paul H (03/02/2022)
she asked paul to hold her drink but it was her food

"That's not a straw." - Paul H (03/02/2022)
bri was trying to drink from a sturrer

"I'm in a sandwich mood. I just made a sandwich but I didn't eat it." - Paul H (03/02/2022)

"I mean, I might." - Paul H (03/02/2022)
sleep with ryan reynolds

"It's a good ab workout." - Paul H (09/03/2021)
their lawnchair

"Ketchup would have been the easier medium." - Paul H (09/03/2021)
forming a heart on an omlette; he used hot sauce

"Let's just deploy some people and come in and eat some stuff." - Paul H (09/03/2021)
smallworld

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