Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Ernie A
Description: my old mentor from my old job
Blurb: ryptide.com
Know From: Work
Top Person?: No
Active?: No
Number Of Quotes: 190
Making Quotes From: Thursday, August 17, 2006 - Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 3.5
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 42.6

Last 10 Quotes

"Curse you, Berry Cup!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
they were closed & we wanted ice cream

"Don't crush the bunny!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
he was saying silly stuff to get a quote

"Two people can keep a secret, Dimitri, if one of them's dead." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)

"You know when the last time I paid for porn on the internet was? ...Never!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)

"So there's a penguin and he's driving along... like you do..." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)

"Maybe you should clarify... I'm not seeing many noodles..." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
dimitri wanted soup with noodles

"Emergency purified water... Just add water." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
survival pack

"It's like drinking spaghetti sauce." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
dimitri's drink

"She said she wants to give you head." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
i did not!

"What is this s**t?" - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
dimitri's phone

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