Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Howard T
Description: co worker
Know From: Work
Top Person?: No
Active?: No
Number Of Quotes: 242
Making Quotes From: Tuesday, January 15, 2008 - Thursday, March 23, 2017
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 2.2
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 26.3

Last 10 Quotes

"You give me a day and I'll have a bunch of guys here that will make your secret police cry." - Howard T (03/23/2017)
telling me a story

"She was nice. She reminded me of a cow." - Howard T (03/23/2017)

"I'm looking forward to someone trying to break in... target practice." - Howard T (03/23/2017)

"We sat so many times and said, 'I'm gonna die here.'" - Howard T (08/18/2016)
telling me a story about a long walk down a cave

"I don't know how they're gonna get the body out of here; the elevator doesn't work." - Howard T (08/18/2016)
if he died in the cave

"I don't have anything funny to say." - Howard T (05/11/2012)

"Apparently that means something really nasty... in their... country." - Howard T (05/11/2012)

"It's not a little one." "That's what she said." - Howard T & Janny M (10/25/2011)

"We were feeding fish, we were feeding everything." - Howard T (10/25/2011)
he ordered 2 kg of calamari

"Did you?" "No!" - Janny M & Howard T (06/15/2011)
slow down, he speeds

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