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"Stop licking the deck." - Roshy R

"Oh, they're licking the slide, now... What's next? The swings?" - Roshy R

"Yeah, I'm sure. He's probably twenty three." "He is not!" - Janny M & Roshy R
her new boyfriend

"Ou, Christina, eh." - Roshy R

"Ou, I knew it wouldn't work." - Janny M

"We're going to Disney Land." "But, I wanna go." - Janny M & Uncle Mike

"I wanna see Micky." - Uncle Mike

"That's the most memerable moment of my life." - Janny M
my odometer hit 115,000 !!!

"Your bar of soap phone?" - Stacy M

"Maybe a murder happened." "No, there'd be an outline in chalk." - Roshy R & Stacy M

"One, Two. I found him twice." - Roshy R
nemo in mc donalds

"What kind of moron tries to drink from a straw?" - Roshy R
she ment to say spoon

"No, but he has chunks like Rochelle does." - Janny M

"Wow, you have a lot of money, can I have some?" - Janny M

"Yeah, I'm glad they get to raise their prices. But it hurts my pocket book." - Tricia B

"Ew, you're one of those sit up front people?" - Tricia B

"With you? I wanna sing by myself." - Janny M

"Dessert menu? I should have known you better as to get not real food." - Tricia B

"How about 'I Am Woman'?" - Janny M

"At least I won't be as bad as him." - Janny M

"We'll go outside if you want." "I won't." - Linda T & Tricia B

"This is like a family sized salad here." - Linda T

"That's good for old people like you." "Whatever." - Doug T & Linda T

"There's always two Linda's in these." - Linda T

"'Don't stop believing' by journey, you would suffer." - Janny M

"There like ho ho's... or like those debbie cakes." - Tricia B

"She might be singing it right, but the guy..." "Blame it on the guy all the time." - Linda T & Doug T

"Having male problems? Did you call the post office?" - Doug T

"We heard 'like a virgin'." - Doug T
lol, we submitted tricia to sing like a virgin... lol!

"No, no... Vadka, vadka." - Tricia B

"Is that snow?" "No." "Oh yeah, it's not Frostburg." - Tricia B & Janny M

"Run away with you?" - Janny M

"It sounds like a Savage Garden song." - Janny M

"Man, I wish my homework was this easy." - Janny M
dylan had to arrange letters

"Sexy men with no shirts... I love summer." - Janny M

"Man, why couldn't Paul live in one of these houses?" - Janny M

"Oh my gosh, typical male, take his time." - Janny M
paul took forever... lol

"Shh." "Bite me." - Janny M & Max B

"Mel Brooks is so hot." "Don't you mean Mel Gibson?" - Paul H & Janny M

"That's mean, don't hurt the Harry Potter looking kid." - Janny M

"Three hundred channels and they choose to watch the weather channel." - Paul H

"Fishies... fishies, yes. They swim." - Janny M
my slippers

"Let me get my quotes page, cause I know things will be said." - Janny M

"Aww... she pead on the floor." - Aunt Janet
peas, actual peas, lol

"We'd spoon, so wonderful." - Aunt Janet

"Oh my God, they're the size of a quarter!" - Aunt Janet

"I had the weirdest dream... I dreamed I was buying night clothes." - Aunt Janet

"What are those things called?" "Pictures." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"Oh, alright. I'm going to be stupid." - Aunt Janet

"Oh boy. Put down fifeteen big, fat points... ye ha!" - Aunt Janet
we were playing ruuummmmmmmmy

"Wow, that's too much yellow for me, Meg." - Janny M

"Ruin one of my dora bandaids... dora bandaids are for emergencies only." - Roshy R

"Hey there, lonely girl." - Dylan R
he was singing that song, lol, he's soo cute

"Oh, Milo, that's the perfect place to be." - Janny M
right in front of the steps w/ the lights out

"What are you waterproof?" - Aunt Janet

"It won't go in!" - Aunt Janet

"Don't you think I haven't been counting those beach towels." - Aunt Janet
she had 12, missing 6, lol

"You know, I'm doing this out of love, Lokie." - Aunt Janet

"Pretend I was lonely girl... God, I wish I was lonely." - Aunt Janet
she always has megy

"I know, I suck." - Aunt Janet

"Don't shake, don't shake, don't shake... Let me squeeze." - Aunt Janet

"Lucky you, I think I'll watch bear in the big blue house... love it!" - Aunt Janet

"A K A, you didn't give her s**t." - Janny M
neopets, shrine

"Wow, she has no rythum." - Janny M
teletubbies girl

"I know where I'm going." "I must be waving the pencil." - Paul H & Janny M

"I took it out to eat it, but I didn't." - Aunt Janet

"Oh, yeah, I'm going to walk around the mall in these." - Paul H
realllly comfy slippers! i'm not kidding, i'm soooooo getting a pair

"Stop! Have some control over your noodle." - Janny M

"I had probation before judgement." "That sounds bad." - Paul H & Janny M

"I just like carrying it around and swinging it." - Paul H
fun noodle

"I guess I can't poke you while you drive." - Janny M

"Why? Because I'm a freak?" - Paul H

"I'm not that much of a dork." - Paul H
i asked him if he was going to help w/ broandeck band

"Don't eat my pants." - Paul H

"Crooked is good... except in some things." - Janny M

"I should really watch where I'm driving." - Paul H

"You don't wanna be seen pushing around a broom in a theature? Cause I do." - Paul H

"Oh, yeah. I can make it." - Paul H
trying to get the car turned around... he's a bad driver!

"I don't know... I guess if I was five..." - Janny M

"Daddy uses it all the time... he wastes his own minutes." - Roshy R

"Oh, I want some more corn... I'm going to sit down, again." - Janny M

"Yeah, we were talking about hair." - Roshy R

"Hopefully, there are no grapes." - Roshy R

"Even if you're the most beautiful person, you still look bad in your school pictures." "I never found that but okay." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet

"French fry tray... alright." - Aunt Janet

"Look how cute they are." "Ou, melt." - Roshy R & Janny M

"Guess which hand." "You're a dork, Janis." - Janny M & Roshy R
i had one hand behind my back

"They all loved Milo, I don't know what he's got but..." - Aunt Janet

"Have you ever heard two cats... make... whoopie?" - Aunt Janet

"That was quick... what a great haircut." - Uncle Mike
they were too busy to take rochelle

"An eternity in hell later..." - Janny M

"You performed an illegal operation and must shut down your computer... may God have mercy on your soul." - Janny M

"No, both arms... bend, bend." - Aunt Janet

"Mommy is the opposite of monster... and don't you forget it!" - Aunt Janet

"Quite a collection... have you named the mouse yet?" "Yeah, Jerry." - Janny M & Aunt Janet

"Don't you dare rip this swetter." - Aunt Janet

"Napkin?" "Na, that's what pants are for." - Janny M & Sara G

"It's nothing about me." "Uh huh." - Janny M & Sara G

"Procrastination is the key to sucess." - Sara G

"If it wasn't for the last minute, things wouldn't get done." - Sara G
she's a big procrastinator... and she's 9th in her class!

"Never put off till tomorrow, what you can put off until the day after that." - Sara G
her philosophy

"What if they towed a visitor? They could get sued." - Sara G

"Hey no turn signal?" "I don't have a free hand." - Janny M & Sara G

"Alright, lady, get off my butt." - Janny M

"Mags, I know you're not eating that popcorn." - Roshy R

"Maybe she's their mother." "Ew, I doubt it." - Janny M & Roshy R

"I would blackmail them." "Yeah, really." - Janny M & Roshy R

"It's like perfect timing for the splash." - Janny M

"I guess they're like weeds." - Janny M

"Yeah, I used to do that, until it didn't work." - Janny M
he loves me, he loves me not...

"Everyone's like 'whatever, I'm going home'." - Janny M

"Oh, this is where he goes all eggroll and destroys the room." - Janny M

"Okay, her bussoms would scare me." - Janny M

"Hello? How can a crab keep you afloat?" - Janny M

"How about in a pond right there?" - Roshy R
where the girl he's loking for is

"And how are her ears pierced?" "I know!" - Roshy R & Janny M

"She looks like she has a butterfly on her head... that bow is huge." - Roshy R

"Wow, he's old." - Roshy R

"Uh huh, like, yeah." - Roshy R

"Would you guys stop eating grass and like pulling it out of the ground?" - Roshy R

"Lokie, drop the grass." - Roshy R

"Go, go to the dirt." - Roshy R

"What did I need out of there... Oh, now I need something." - Janny M

"Do you wanna make it to six months?" - Roshy R

"Don't I M me! Don't I M me! Must get off... hurry." - Roshy R

"Where's the other one?" - Roshy R
other dog

"What a nice mountain." - Dylan R
playing cover up janis

"Hello, that's my laundry. Don't go through there." - Janny M

"English was such a pretty language until we screwed it up." - Janny M

"In your dreams. Wet, dirty dog coming in here." - Aunt Janet

"Yeah, you don't have a collection?" - Uncle Mike

"It's probably me, again." - Aunt Janet

"It, it looks like a part of a grape." - Roshy R

"Hey, there's a nest in the 'A'." - Janny M

"Ou, I wanna sit here." - Janny M

"How did a grape get into my van?" - Aunt Janet

"How come your Yahoo screenname is secret agent grape?" "Well it would have been secret agent marshmellow but it wouldn't fit." - Janny M & Roshy R

"I'm not that young, well yes, I am, but still." - Roshy R

"It's times like this where I wish I knew what I was talking about." - Janny M

"Who would put chocolate on a cherry?" "Who wouldn't?" - Janny M & Roshy R

"Ew, cheese does not taste good after chocolate." - Janny M

"I'm just looking at it." - Janny M
her soda... after i had chocolate

"Milo get out of my seat, I mean my drink seat." - Roshy R

"We have to get up to turn it up?" "Lazy ass." - Roshy R & Uncle Mike

"I would like to spoon with him, not you." - Janny M

"What was that, Milo? You're squished?" - Roshy R

"Number one rule for picking up Milo if he doesn't want to come to you... pet Mags." - Roshy R

"Oh, come on, it's Sunday night at the eighties... you gotta love it." - Janny M

"I need a piece of paper, oh, there's only one piece left." - Roshy R

"Oh, I liked the random pick up lines." - Roshy R

"Ew, I hated the matrix it was so stupid... dripping." - Roshy R

"I was only singing along." - Roshy R

"So young... so gullible." - Aunt Janet

"So, you don't put hot sause on your cheerios?" - Uncle Mike

"On your dinner plate, there's a bowl of cheerios." - Aunt Janet

"But, it doesn't fit." - Janny M

"You're a piece of work, easyjournal." - Janny M
it was down for server maintanance... whatever!

"Daddy, get tissues, there are no tissues down here!" - Roshy R

"Then I'd push you off the bed, then I'd kinda feel sorry." - Roshy R

"I forgot about you college kids, 'are you going to eat that bag?'" - Uncle Mike

"Ou, let's see if we can find some baby Osborne." - Uncle Mike

"Wow, Dyl. You have quite a beverage collection going there." - Janny M

"I don't wanna look like a total scum bag." "But, Uncle Mike, you already are." - Uncle Mike & Janny M

"I'm a college kid, I can eat more." - Janny M

"No, don't eat my shoe." - Janny M

"And he wanted to start his own business at one time... haha." - Aunt Janet

"Dylan, just let him struggle." - Aunt Janet
the dog was trying to get a hot dog piece

"Oh, I'll hold that glass jar you're holding." - Aunt Janet

"So are you going for that lifetime supply of grape juice?" "If Welches only knew." - Janny M & Aunt Janet

"... I mean have you seen confetti?" - Aunt Janet
a dog chewed up a piece of paper

"The tree is hording their items!" - Janny M

"Okay, here's so I don't have a heart attack and die." - Aunt Janet

"Go on, inside." "Why?" "To eat donuts, of course." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R

"He's a frog, why can't he swim?" "Yeah, really." - Janny M & Uncle Mike

"Get down, get down." "Okay, if you insist." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"Haha, don't make me pee." - Aunt Janet

"You look like a homie G, yo." - Janny M

"There goes Stacy walking out of the room with one pant leg." - Liz F

"I don't understand all these quotes, but they're cool, anyways." - Liz F

"Hey, it's right twice a day." - Uncle Mike
his clock has been dead for a while

"A for Annapolis." - Janny M
exit on 100

"That matches my story to a T." - Suzanne W

"I knew it would only take five minutes. Why does she have to go and make things so complicated?" - Stacy M

"Easy squeeze. It's not squeezing." - Janny M

"Easy squeeze my foot!" - Janny M

"Ou, Rochelle." "Shut up." - Janny M & Roshy R

"Oh no, there's shoes. The dogs love shoes." - Aunt Janet

"I can't say this word... 'they say that i have the best butt'... haha." - Roshy R
singing light my candle

"Ann, let me see your program... it's a quote emergency." - Roshy R

"I was like the biggest dork... oh, wait! I still am." - Janny M

"I'm going to miss this cheese sauce." - Carry D

"Seven new voice mail?" "It's only eleven fifteen!" - Janny M & Christina S

"I mean, I am a messy person, but I'm not that messy." - Jackie F

"It's a little bit dusty." "It's only been there for a day." - Janny M & Jackie F

"Ew... I'm not a sexual animal." - Jackie F

"It's all about the fun, not the kinkiness." - Jackie F

"I'm like 'who's knocking and where?'" - Jackie F

"I'm making a discovery tower, cause I'm discovering myself." - Leslie B

"I'm so embarrassed. Brock asked me if I got my chin pierced cause of my big, red pimple." - Jackie F

"It's not funny, you're laughing at my pain." - Jackie F

"Cough, cough, I'm a new smoker." - Jackie F

"At least my friend wants to give me head." "Like a head of cabbage?" - Tricia B & Leslie B

"I was like 'that shirt looks familiar'." - Leslie B

"Good night, everybody." - Tricia B
she sounded like a sorority girl

"Hold on a minute... I gotta take off my pants." - Tricia B

"Ah. I know this is mine. I see an X." - Janny M

"Look at this salt... it's like a salt parade." - Tricia B

"Again... now, my car key won't open my dorm room... what is it with these keys?" - Janny M

"And it's not even my fault. They would use my duct tape for the most useless things." - Daria F

"Yeah... that would look good if I spelled his name wrong." - Janny M

"Who knew that shampoo and toothpaste could weigh so much?" - Janny M

"What? Who put that there?" - Janny M

"I still wasn't happy with a seventy five, so I went home and cried again." - Jackie F

"I have nice boobies." - Janny M

"I sent myself a message?" - Jackie F

"That's her boy, she has to worry about it." - Janny M

"I mean, why wouldn't you cheat on the final?" "Janis!" - Janny M & Leslie B

"Seriously, though, Tricia's going to get some booty calls from that note." - Janny M
tricia left a note w/ her phone number & stuff on there!

"I don't think we're the only two thinking about it." - David E
programing stuff into our calcuators for the final

"There are no sick jokes made today." "Cause Brian's not here." "And I'm behaving myself." - Janny M & Chris Sm & David E

"If I bust the spine up then you won't get anything for it." - Chris Sm
going after flies!

"Negative five? Negative thirty!" - David E

"Yes! I have thirty!" - Leslie B
we were all @ like 250

"As much fun as that would be, and I'm not being sarcastic, I'm going to have to decline." - Chris Sm
dressing up as me for the final... darn!

"I look like a bag lady." - Tricia B

"Ah! I have to sleep on that!" - Leslie B
her pillows we were throwing

"I'm washing my pencil now." - Janny M
u don't wanna know

"You can't run far enough away!" - Jackie F

"They're warm to me." - Janny M

"Deal, shuffle boy." - Tricia B

"Psycho is the right word." - Janny M

"But, but, but, not." - Leslie B

"I'm in last, apparently, I have negative a hundred million." - Leslie B

"Janis is putting fuel on the fire." - David E

"You guys are no fun... I'm going to fold clothes." - Leslie B

"She's a weakling... that's why." - Tricia B

"These philosophers say the same things... they can't get their stories straight." - Janny M

"I think you have a phone call in your office, Dr. Mappes." - Person In Philosophy
every1 tried to get him to stall to study more

"Ou, can I sneak a peak?" "Na... how much money you got on ya?" - Janny M & Prof Hughes
the final he was printing

"Like, I'll be on these candy kicks..." - Daria F
just kinda funny when she said it

"He likes the men." "Yeah, he really does." - Chris Sm & Tricia B

"I got five." "At least I got ten." - Brian C & Tricia B

"Wow, look at this hand." "Well, if you insist." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"So, who's score is going to resemble the stock market the most this week?" - Chris Sm

"As much as I might make lesbian comments, I am not a lesbian." - Jackie F

"You guys really screwed up your schedules." "Actually, I think it corrected mine." - Janny M & David E
they stayed up all night watching movies! at least i went to bed @ 4 am

"There's rings everywhere!" - Leslie B

"It'll be daylight... it'll be safe." - Leslie B

"I gave him a look... he didn't give me one back in return." - Leslie B

"That's not Jennifer Lopez!" "No, it's a little boy." - Leslie B & Janny M

"It's an inside joke." "I know, I know." - Janny M & Jason W

"Okay, the skippy's going bye bye." - Janny M

"I told David he should find a nice girl... unfortunately, he found me." - Leslie B
lez & dave r going out now!!!

"I'm not ticklish... ah!" - Leslie B

"I think what really did it for me was Dave with his shirt off." - Leslie B

"Look at that three... I want it already!" - Janny M

"Britney Spears is a virgin." - Leslie B

"I don't look anything like Britney Spears." "I do." - Leslie B & Brian C

"David went from zero to positive sixty." - Chris Sm

"Brian's perfect, except for one thing... he's not." - Leslie B

"I did have a heart... I gave it away." - Leslie B

"Might have did that earlier, but..." - David E
speck w/ an ace

"You know what, you should be a hand model." - Leslie B

"No way, I'm not interested in your genitals." - Leslie B

"I hope you're talking about ice cream pie." - Leslie B

"Ou, can I put barrettes in your hair?" - Leslie B

"You go around... let us in." - Tricia B

"I have as many points as there are days in the year... except when the year is divisible by four." - Chris Sm

"And I got negative something massive." - Chris Sm

"Yay! I got something down!" - Chris Sm

"That's wonderful... tell it to someone who cares." - Leslie B

"I could go find the circuit breaker." - David E

"To what? She's in Gray." - Leslie B

"I had four sisters trying to drag me to the neighbors house... they didn't succeed." - David E

"Chucky, too." - Jason P
kissing everything

"She's missed her picture away." - Jason W

"What a perfect song." - Leslie B

"I put the ass in kick ass." - Janny M

"Smashing." "Pumpkins." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"Should I pull a Janis?" - Chris Sm

"Need quotes here, people." - Janny M

"She looks so cute in the box, though." - Leslie B

"Oh! Whatever I do it enhances the queen's beauty." - Janny M

"How much are you going to tape the box? What are you putting in there, rocks?" - Janny M

"College isn't a place where you do work." - Jason W

"What about last night? Sex in public is not cool." - Jason W

"Well you can't really see the pee coming out of me." - Jackie F

"I've seen this before, and I'm still jumping." - Jackie F
the ring

"Sorry, I tripped." - Leslie B

"I'm more shocked that Janis agreed." - Chris Sm

"It's day six, she's not going to die yet, dumbass." - Jackie F

"I know, I forgot." - Jackie F

"I knew he was going to be there, I just didn't know when." - Jackie F

"Oh, God... it's a ladder." - Leslie B

"Hey, I didn't notice that before, that's uncool." - Janny M

"All the water's from the well." - Leslie B
no... really?

"Oh my God! Look at the T V!" - Jackie F
after the movie, the screen went to snow

"She's got this part because of her boobs." - Jackie F

"Jeez, Jackie, you've been saying boobs a lot lately." - Janny M

"The jacks are too young for me." - Janny M

"I'm going to be f**ked." - Jackie F

"You know, I have a bra that matches my underwear." - Jackie F

"No, cause you don't want to see my naked boobies." - Jackie F

"One is higher." - Leslie B

"Stop, drop, and roll." "With an arrow in your head?" - Janny M & Brian C

"You know... get the boobies up." - Jackie F

"He's a priest, that's terrible." - Jackie F

"She knows what a booty call is, she's not a complete dumb f**k." - Jackie F

"Crap. I can't even because the asshole put down jacks." - Jackie F

"Cause he made me go down and I never go down." - Janny M
points, negative

"I looked for everything." - Jackie F
still was a rummy

"It just doesn't fit with my hand." - Leslie B

"Bye... that's what the window says." - Byrd D

"I use bags, where have you been?" "On Earth." - Janny M & Tricia B

"Jeepers isn't a good stripper name." - Leslie B

"I gotta stop listening into people's conversations." "I know, I'm just going to concentrate on my handage." - Janny M & Tricia B

"Yeah, it's for shagging." - Tricia B
her carpet

"But is it okay? We wouldn't be wearing many clothes." - Leslie B

"Three? Gosh even I need four to be satisfied." - Tricia B
u don't wanna know

"They look like little breast bumps." - Tricia B

"How do you know? It was only in the girls bathroom." - Leslie B

"Gosh! I hate my boobs!" - Tricia B

"Never masturbate... yeah." - Tricia B

"Your men are useless." - Tricia B

"I think you should get rid of your low cards." - Leslie B

"Oh, it's not that sad." - Tricia B

"I don't like high cards in my hand." - Leslie B
good, discard them to me!

"It's like an erection in the wrong direction." - Tricia B

"Give her an orgasm, everyday." - Tricia B

"And my hand is full of five point cards." - Chris Sm

"I'm in five point card heaven." "Welcome to my world." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"Oh, that was almost funny." - Tricia B

"You're lined up for the death penalty." "Me?" "The card." - Janny M & David E

"It's cleaner than it usually is." - Jackie F

"You're a weirdo." "With pleasure." - Leslie B & Jackie F

"It was one moment of laughter." - Jackie F

"These kids... one of them named Leslie." - Chris Sm

"Chris? You lost your car?" - Janny M

"It's not right and I just stepped in a puddle." - Janny M

"Ouch! It says automatic." - Janny M
ran into an automatic door that wouldn't open???

"This reminds me of a Science and Kirk commercial." - Chris Sm
this was sooo random! and it did, too, lol

"Science and Kirk fog." - Janny M

"It looked like Cal." - Janny M
we saw a cal ripken look-a-like @ walmart!

"So, why are people parked here?" "Cause somebody wants a ticket." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"Still... you have to put on clothes." "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?" - Tricia B & Janny M

"My hand is bigger than this one." - Janny M

"I have to take off all my clothes?" - Janny M

"You and your high metabolism... you disgust us, Janis." - Chris Sm

"Why did he have to die? He was so young, the ripe young age of eighty six." - Jason W

"We should have a wake or something... well I guess you kinda need a body for that or something." - Janny M

"Did you get really drunk and get a tattoo of his face on your ass? I can see you doing that." - Jason W

"Hey, look at my boobs." - Jason P

"What's so scary? They're just boobs." - Jason W

"He's very charming, but he's full of himself." - Janny M

"He was looking at Tricia's back of her head." "Ou, that's freaky." - Janny M & Tricia B

"We're the government of our own lives... not very powerful but..." - Chris Sm

"Of all the definitions they have, they should have the definition of a watershed." - Janny M

"You're a bad influence, Janis." "Fine, I'm getting some." - Chris Sm & Tricia B
she got icecream... bery bery unhealthy, isn't it?

"Here's to clogged arteries!" - Chris Sm
i guess i did eat a little unhealthy... that's okay

"Get in my belly." "Get in the car." - Chris Sm & Janny M

"Oh my gosh! I want a turtle pool!" - Janny M

"Oh my gosh! I wish my foot was this small." - Janny M
yea tricia was right about the $ store! everything u want there!

"Ou, we know what he wants. I want it, too." - Janny M

"Ou, happy." - Tricia B
u don't wanna know

"Lay down with him." - Tricia B

"You have a boyfriend... do I have to babysit you?" - Tricia B

"Wow, you could be a cheerleader." - Leslie B

"Good thing I don't want any more mango." - Leslie B
tricia was licking it, yuck

"I wish she didn't lick that mango." - Leslie B

"I'm delicate... take that!" - Leslie B

"I like to dip my fries in sauce, then, again, I am salsita." - Leslie B

"You keep bringing him up... why?" - Leslie B

"Ew, God, it looks like crap." - Janny M

"Yet? But I plan to tonight." - Tricia B

"Dave is such a snob." - Leslie B

"I know what I'm going to be hearing from now on." - Tricia B
this was clean, supprisingly

"It sounds dirty, but it's actually clean." - Janny M
yes, my reaction to the above quote

"Snappy pants are just like begging to be un snapped." - Tricia B

"Salsita likes her privacy." - Tricia B
i couldn't sleep w/ her

"We can all fit in one shower." - Leslie B

"People need to learn how to use a car." - Tricia B
noisy in night

"Oh, I wish I had a woman." - Tricia B

"Leslie, do it with me." - Tricia B

"Don't write that down, I'm not a lesbian!" - Tricia B

"I was about to say, those don't match, but they do." - Tricia B

"Aces are like jewelry, they look good on anyone." - Tricia B

"Just laugh it away, when I get my little twenty points, when I could have had gold." - Janny M

"Like were going to tell you if we could." - Justin K

"Do you know how amazing that looks?" - Leslie B
it did look amazing

"Are you kidding? She uses the whole thing." - Justin K

"Why are you glowing? You have a boyfriend!" - Tricia B
after salsita talked to mike

"I just figured you can't dance to Chicago music cause it's been done." - Janny M

"I don't wanna be in lesbian action with you." - Janny M

"She wants to poll dance." - Tricia B

"I don't want to kill Dave." - Leslie B

"I was going to hit you with this but I can't." - Tricia B

"Brian has a butt, so he should shake it." - Leslie B

"Okay... I'm giving up. Trying to make sense out of his logic." - Janny M

"Yeah, fall in love with a convict. They can't cheat on you, they have no one else." - Janny M

"I'm never going to make love on the side of the road." "Seriously." - Janny M & Daria F

"What are you eating?" "Dinner." "May I have some?" - Dr Prasad & Lucy C

"I don't have to wait for alziemers... it's here today." - Linda D

"And tree's stop erosion... go trees!" - Janny M

"... Big, flat, hunking thing." - Linda D

"Hit me... end it all." - Chris Sm

"I'm sexy." "We all know it." - Janny M & Chris Sm

"I really wanted that one, too." - Tricia B

"Not as adorable as Dave." - Leslie B

"He's got a little production line going there." - Tricia B

"Oh, baby, oh, baby." - Tricia B

"Yeah, it's the leaving seat. Everyone who sits there ends up leaving within five minutes." - Leslie B
i made that up

"We should, cause I'd be a millionaire." - Tricia B
playing rummy 4 $$

"I think, I think David's trying to blackmail me." - Janny M
every1 wanted to know my last name, dave knew

"That's nice. I'll remember that." - Greg E

"Ou, pretty." - Tricia B

"I can see your hand, it's erect almost." - Tricia B

"You have erectile dysfunction." "Mine's just not happy." - Jackie F & Tricia B

"It's too sexy for its pants." - Tricia B

"Well, Dave, two can play at that game." - Leslie B

"Man, I love guys with accents. Romantic guys with accents." - Janny M

"She's ugly. She looks like a dog." - Janny M
lifetime woman

"Yeah, they just got big all of a sudden." - Daria F

"I'm never going to look at the macarana the same again." - Janny M
finally figured out what it ment

"And what gets me is that this guy has his own house." - Daria F
uhhhh, yea

"They might be done by now, I'm not sure how far they were into it." - Daria F

"Are you f**king up, again? You better fix yourself. Thank you." - Daria F

"That's like the meanest thing I've ever heard in my life." - Tricia B

"What do you mean, get in shape? A sphere is a perfect shape." - Chris Sm

"I was so horny today... I was." - Tricia B

"Spooning?" "Waterballooning." - Tricia B & Leslie B

"I thought it was a guys job to be pointy." - Brian C

"It wasn't necessarily an offer." - Leslie B

"Smack him." "Oh, baby." - David E & Brian C

"Oh, Dave, that's a bad sex noise." - Brian C

"What kind of person are you?" - Leslie B

"What? That's inspirational." - Leslie B

"Oh, I need that. And there it goes." - David E

"Yeah. I just have to beat your ass." - Leslie B

"I was dealt three aces." - Chris Sm
wasn't rummy

"Well shove it up your..." "Whoopsie." - Brian C & Chris Sm

"I don't like thick, black chest hair, either." - Chris Sm

"She has a point. She has sixty of them." - Chris Sm

"You are like an unsharpened pencil... without a point." - Chris Sm

"Low self esteem really does get you far in this world." - Janny M
commenting on that song 'we suck, we're never gonna make it'

"Yeah, my stomach really hurts, but pizza will make it feel better." - Janny M
it did... our dorm had a party :)

"I'm just about mathed out this time of year." - Prof Hughes

"Although, he just resigned... so he might not give a s**t anymore." - Prof Hughes

"Cause I can't read your mind... well, maybe that's a good thing." - Prof Hughes

"You sure you wanna do it? We've already done enough damage." "No, we didn't." - Tricia B & Janny M
water balloon fight tonight

"You like squeezing round objects?" - Brian C

"You like getting girls wet, don't you?" - Chris Sm

"I thought insertion was a program." - Leslie B

"Besides what is wrong with saying penis? Penis, penis, penis." - Leslie B

"I have to break it to you, but two and two does not equal three." - Leslie B

"Hello, I didn't go yet." "It doesn't matter." - Janny M & Jordan W

"Leslie's flashing the couch." - Chris Sm

"Well, not literally, I don't really have them for a snack." - Leslie B

"We're all winners, but I'm a bit more so." - Brian N

"They probably lived un-eventful lives." - David E
commenting on the comment i made about the people who were actually soo bored as to invent ellipses

"I appreciate your tid-bits of humor on there." - Dr Kessler
i put down for 1 of my answers 'every landform is different, but each has equal rights under the con

"You don't know what liberating feeling this is." - Janny M

"Oh, now they have sales... when I'm poor." - Janny M

"Again, I try to use my room key for my car... just doesn't work." - Janny M

"I might have forgotten my bag, but I didn't forget my pants." - Leslie B

"This song goes out to Janis." - Daria F
played that put it in ur mouth song, lol

"Everybody get a hole." - Jason W
that was weird, u had 2 b here

"You don't have to get beer." - Leslie B

"They will not card me, I look thirty." - Leslie B

"I think your homework should be to do someone." - Leslie B
perfect homework... yeaaa

"Run, Tricia, run." "I am." - Janny M & Tricia B
that's her running?

"Sorry, I just thought of something involving sex and Dave." - Leslie B

"I want Dave... in places where the sun don't shine." - Leslie B
ouuuu

"I broke my milkman." - Janny M

"See, short people can't get the ball." - Jackie F

"Oh my gosh! What happened in here? Did someone have like a party last night?" - Janny M
on the condition of the hall in the morning

"I'm not calling my dick root list." - Brian C

"Eleven.... Huh, I was close with twenty one." - Janny M

"Na, I'm not going to pull a Brian." - Chris Sm
brian, what can i say, he puts down rummys

"You're a beast. You're an animal... Wow! Look at this hand!" - Leslie B

"Boatload? I thought you said buttload... I'm never going to play with these cards again." - Chris Sm

"Stop, stop, stop!" "I have stopped." - Janny M & Leslie B

"Oh. This'll make it look yummier." - Tricia B

"Thanks. Now what to do." - Leslie B

"Boobland." - Janny M
thought my quotes said boobland... i have baaad handwritting!

"Discard queens... they're wet dreams... And I have two of them." - Chris Sm

"Well, if you're interested. You don't have to pull down your pants or anything." - Leslie B

"I've got my roommates number... oh, yeah." - Chris Sm

"Think it has an X formula? It'd be kinda messy." - Dr Weimer

"I'm not going into business with you people." - Dr Weimer
class wasn't answering his questions about ellipses

"You have any better ideas for making money?" "Prostitution." - Dr Weimer & Janny M

"What's C squared? ...Am I in the right classroom?" - Dr Weimer

"Is your name Heather, by any chance?" "Nope." - Janny M & Daria F
some weird girl called asking for heather

"That's the wrong condentation with that site." - Brian C
yea, don't ask... weird site

"That won't help. Your boobs are already too big." - Janny M

"Oh my God! You women are destructive." - Greg E

"It's like a dildo." - Tricia B
water balloons

"Well, it doesn't look that bad." - Leslie B
commenting on the condition of their hall

"Oh, you're gonna have sex now? I'll leave." - Tricia B
talking to leslie & greg

"Women throwing water at each other is a spectator sport." - Greg E

"I lost that E there, it moved down, it's persuade." - Mr Fiedler

"You go, Mexico!" - Janny M

"We need a psychic song." - Janny M

"Now pull it up like you would putting on a condom." - Tricia B
water balloons... yea

"They were like 'ou, Mexico, lets go invade Mexico'." - Daria F

"Oh my gosh. That was so Micky Mouse of me." - Janny M

"He doesn't want a woman... or a man." - Leslie B

"Of all the cards, that was the perfect one." - Tricia B
last time i discard the ace of hearts

"You're supposed to say yes every time a girl asks if you're hot." - Chris Sm

"My arm doesn't write pencil." - Janny M

"Why am I doing comp sci? It's never going to get me laid." - Janny M

"What? You have it?" "No, I just wanted to do that." - David E & Janny M

"I usually get tons of points if it works." - Chris Sm

"No, that'd be pathetic." - Janny M

"Gasp!" "But it's not even in the same suit." - Janny M & Leslie B

"You guys are so Merry Christmasing me." - Janny M

"You used your masculinity to force me into lesbian actions." - Tricia B

"I'm white." "Oh, please, you're red right now." - Tricia B & Janny M
she was sun burnt

"Marvel at his beauty for me." "I can't. He's not beautiful to me." - Janny M & Tricia B
andy

"I started to do the Y M C A and she left me." - Janny M

"You don't think it's hard for me cause I have to carry around nails and boobs and stuff." - Tricia B

"I was like 'what, you have to pay to get into the lobby? That doesn't sound right.'" - Jackie F

"I am not one to carry around a stapler." - Janny M

"You were impressed with my mad pizza eating skills." - Janny M

"It's okay to have sex in your dreams." - Leslie B
damn right it is

"Who do you want to have sex with?" - Jackie F

"I cannot. I breathed." - Leslie B

"You remember the color of his boobs?" - Tricia B

"Oh, Chris! You wetted this dream." - Janny M

"You know, it doesn't bother me cause I've done worse." - Jackie F
we were all making fun of her laugh

"That was my hand." - Janny M
u don't wanna know, lol

"Do you know how incred..." - Leslie B
ment to say incredible

"Well don't put them together you re." - Tricia B

"I'm reading this story about this crazy woman who's like..." "Crazy?" - Leslie B & Chris Sm

"I saw him going out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel." "Oh, God." - Chris Sm & Leslie B

"Mother of pearl." - Tricia B