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"Sorry, but dead body touching is not for me." - Janny M

"I wanna go play with my plant." - Tricia B

"There's supposed to be five mile per hour winds!" - Tricia B

"Haha. I was like 'should you turn your car around?'" - Tricia B
well it broke down... duh... well i thought of that too, so

"Janis!" "Which one?" - Tricia B & Janice F
not to b confussed w/ the 1 & only janis... there was another, tricias friend, janice... but i'm the

"Oh. Five percent. That's no fun." - Tricia B
she warned me

"Where do I click?" "Click on the image." "Oh, that makes sense." - Tricia B & Janny M

"She doesn't read the site... she doesn't know anything." - Janny M
insulting some1 who doesn't read this

"Can you talk to him cause I'm chicken s**t?" - Janny M

"I'm tired of wasting my life waiting for a toe truck!" - Janny M
he took 3 hours!!!

"What do they have like one toe truck or something?" - Janny M

"It's lucky, except it's not lucky." - Janny M
this makes sense

"And then there's like a hundred cats." - Tricia B
beanie babies in my car

"My car was touched by the devil." - Janny M

"I could be relaxing in front of a computer screen right now." - Janny M

"Dude, I can't put this down." - Janny M

"How do you play? How do you play?" - Janny M
forgot how to play rummy 4 a sec there

"And I was wrong, I'm never going to do that again." - Janny M

"That's my self proclaimed trade mark phrase." - Tricia B

"No, she picked up the jack and put down the six... pay attention." - Tricia B

"Ou, it's a card. It's alright." - Ben A

"I had myself to entertain me." - Janny M

"How come they got a green arrow?" - Tricia B
lol

"How can you over sterilize something?" "Wash it too many times?" - Adam R & Janny M

"I'm proud to say I don't own a thong." - Janny M

"Unions make me unhappy... kinda like the toe truck drivers." - Janny M

"It was nice of me to get him this." - Janny M
i got it backwards... what can i say? deslecsic am i

"That's kinda not near here... let's eat food." - Rachael A

"Yeah, he's been really nice lately... I don't know what's wrong with him." - Mom

"We should write down all the possibilities." - Roshy R
of mush & fetch, whatever roshy, lol

"It kinda looks like a seven, but that's okay." - Janny M

"I have to wake up early tomorrow... ou, lightening bug." - Roshy R

"No. Don't. Ow." - Roshy R

"You know a human head weighs like eight pounds?" "Really? That means if I didn't have my head I'd be eight pounds lighter. Although, it wouldn't even make a dent on you." - Janny M & Roshy R
by far the longest quote on this site! & how insulting huh?

"It's not that wide." - Janny M

"A K A, I wanna get in bed with you." - Janny M

"It's just a mouse pad, oh my gosh." - Janny M

"The carrot monster is going to turn me into a carrot?" - Janny M

"I wear white." - Janny M
socks

"Now who am I going to get quotes from?" - Janny M

"Touchy subject, huh? I understand." - Linda T

"Thank you... that was weird." - Janny M

"Someone could break in." "For what? My car seat?" - Janny M & Aunt Janet

"That's okay. Quotes are cute." - Aunt Janet

"Where's the bird bath?" - Aunt Janet

"Are you even my son?" - Aunt Janet
dylan said he hated walmart! noooo

"You're going to protect the donuts? I don't blame you." - Aunt Janet

"Good job, Janet." - Dylan R

"Uh... sparks?" - Janny M
i was right, too

"No, no, no eating people." - Janny M

"Hey, this is kinda cool, except the nose is chewed off." - Janny M

"Wanna know what Mister Jim smells like? It's in here." - Janny M

"Two dollars and fivety cents... get them while they're here... and they will be!" - Janny M
beanie babies

"Dad, can you do an outline on mine?" "I wasn't going to do anything today, but all well." - Tricia B & Mr Austin

"This'll bring in the old timers." - Mr Austin

"At least someone buy a video tape... Home Alone Two is a classic!" - Janny M

"Two dollars and fivety cents doesn't seam to thrill people like it used to." - Janny M

"U P S? It's U S B!" - Janny M
this guy was like 'this computer doesn't have a ups card'

"It's banana chew... banana chew?" - Janny M

"Keep putting them away. Yeah, I want sales." - Daniel A
when i started putting stuff away, people started to come!

"I like how she fetches. Like with Rocky, I had to throw it, then I'd have to go get it." - Stacy M

"Dot coma?" - Stacy M

"It's pink." "It's like peptobismal." - Janny M & Roshy R

"Ah! Ah... ah... ah... Bug!" - Dylan R
he's soo cute when he does that!

"Mom, I go to work at two tomorrow." "Okay." - Stacy M & Uncle Mike
he did a girly voice, lol

"Yeah, cause it went the other way, stupid thing." - Stacy M

"I like the silver coins, they make me happy." - Stacy M

"I call him print, Paul print." - Stacy M

"You mean like right..." - Roshy R

"Yeah, but she can eat like the whole kitchen." - Roshy R
who else would she talk about like that but me!

"That hurt me once... I think it did." - Stacy M

"Cause you missed your oppurtunity to get all those coins." "What? Three?" - Janny M & Roshy R

"Where are your smilie face cards?" - Stacy M

"Yeah, Tony loved Ace Of Base." - Stacy M

"Come on, people, get cheaper!" - Janny M

"That's my man, so you best be steppin'." - Stacy M

"Uh, dice... kinda necessary for the game." - Janny M

"We can't roll the dice for you, sorry." - Janny M

"You don't have to do that." "Yes, I do." - Roshy R & Janny M

"Ha. Smash it with a hundred?" "No way." - Janny M & Stacy M
there was a bug!

"I don't know... his voice doesn't exactly thrill me." - Janny M

"It's not like we're going to be in the bar." - Roshy R

"I'm the proud owner of an electric knife... How many chicks can say that?" - Aunt Janet

"Oh, it's rediculous. Look what they've done." - Aunt Janet

"I'm a hopeless romantic, if you haven't noticed." - Janny M

"Do you mind playing the damned thing?" - Janny M

"I'm sorry for living, Rochelle. I hope I didn't offend you." - Janny M

"At least I can aim better." - Janny M

"There's someone out there doing yardwork." "Oh, my God, the nerve." - Aunt Janet & Janny M
well we were doing it too lol

"He loves to sing, it's the cuttest thing." - Aunt Janet
dylan

"How many trees are you going to plant? It's like 'don't you think these things get big?'" - Aunt Janet

"That's a psycological nightmare for Rochelle." - Aunt Janet
her loosing her brush!

"Yours is the one with the lip stick stain." - Roshy R

"Do you want me to call him back and say I'm you?" - Aunt Janet
lol

"It's her boyfriend, so talk to her about it." - Roshy R
why brock doesn't have any eyes

"My God, I'm not a psyco about spills." - Aunt Janet

"We're talking about you brushing your hair." - Aunt Janet

"On the radio, of course, there's nothing on the radio." - Janny M

"These lanes are closed for police activity... and today's police activity is arts and crafts." - Janny M
they like closed 3 lanes of richie for drinking checks

"There's different kinds... like my porn star one." - Tricia B

"It's not that bad, is it? It's not like one of those old lady ones." - Tricia B

"I don't like the shoes here." - Stephanie L

"Their chairs are nifty, I should steal one." - Janny M

"You remember that joke... Leonardo De Capachino." - Mr Austin

"I have a buck box around here somewhere." - Mr Austin

"You're one of those people that say good night a million times." - Janny M
about tricia on aim

"I want smilies like that!" - Janny M
jamies aol

"I'm not touching your boob, am I?" - Tricia B

"Turn on the light, that's a quote." - Janny M

"You don't look dusty, do you? Of course not, you're too good for dust." - Janny M
my computer

"Screw making it pretty." - Janny M

"Ah, I noticed a little error, but I'm not going to call myself on it." - Janny M

"No, it's the same, cause it's fading away." - Janny M
i talk to myself while i do website design... i don't find this odd

"I was going to say. You take Meerca Chase out of there and people get killed." - Janny M

"Come on, you stupid computer. Would you load the page?" - Liz F

"It makes me angry... it makes me cry." - Liz F

"It might be stupid." "Yeah, I know, but you never know." - Janny M & Liz F

"She hung up, what a bitch." - Paul H

"Hold on. I gotta go to the bathroom and powder my nose. This might take thirty or fourty minutes." - Paul H

"She has no concept of time." - Janny M

"Everything is like fat." - Paul H

"What's that, Dyl?" "That's a fruit by the foot." - Janny M & Dylan R
he put it on his new bike???

"I want an ice cream mountain like that." - Janny M

"Have no fear, super Janis is here." - Janny M
there was a spider!

"Don't make me get the mussle. I don't even have a mussle." - Janny M

"Cool! You could win five dollars worth of tokens? What is that like one token?" - Janny M

"Listen to me, Lokie. I'm going to throw you in jail." - Dylan R

"Bad dog, bad dog. Go to jail." - Dylan R

"No, that is my password." - Janny M

"Cause I saw the phone on the hook and I was like 'oh, my gosh'." - Janny M
dylan hung up on rochelles friend!

"Nothing good? Well, we can see something bad?" - Liz F

"I'm trying to as the page is loading." - Liz F

"An electric bill? A phone bill? Oh, come on! Get realistic!" - Janny M
bear in the big blue house, he gets no bills!

"Winner... go to jail." - Dylan R

"I hear another dog, they want to talk to you... oh, you little s**t." - Aunt Janet
trying to get the dogs outside

"I don't think so, but we can speculate all we want." - Sara M

"I'm glad I'm providing you with amusement." - Sara M
every1 is :Þ

"Oh, good Lord. You're not going to go anywhere at that rate... you have to be a little pro active." - Sara M

"I'd be like 'next time you have an orgy, it must be without alcohol, and you have to invite me'." - Sara M

"Would ya play? Hello?" - Sara M

"Hello? Open. Do I have to kick you again?" - Sara M

"It's too big. It won't fit." - Janny M

"What language are we speaking, again?" - Janny M

"What do the Gin Blossoms have that effect on you?" - Janny M
dyl was like jumping up & down

"If you're going to break something... break something upstairs." - Janny M

"You're not having any." "The oatmeal cream pie said it." - Roshy R & Janny M

"Don't put your paper down there... the milk... the milk will get it." - Roshy R

"I have to stir it for like a million minutes, alright?" - Roshy R

"Do you wanna stir... I didn't think so." - Roshy R

"He leaves the same away messages." "I know, cause he's a dork." - Janny M & Roshy R
muncle ike's away messages sooo like universal

"Sensing? It senses the popcorn?" - Janny M

"Okay, if you wanna lose your toes, stay right there." - Roshy R

"Well, it kicked ass for a year." - Janny M

"Haha. Milo just got stuck on the carpet." - Roshy R

"Pretty." "Yeah, but what about her?" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"She tried." - Aunt Janet

"What does the little magnet say?" "It says nothing, I have to look at it." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"You're wearing a sleeveless shirt." - Uncle Mike
aunt janet insulted his

"Ann would always say 'sue me'." "Did she ever get sued?" - Aunt Janet & Roshy R

"Yeah, they better like it... it's free." - Janny M

"Oh my God, my feather!" - Janny M

"How is one pixie stick going to last us all?" - Janny M
liz' sis gave us a big pixie stick so we wouldn't starve... ok

"It says yield, but I never saw anyone yield before." - Liz M

"God, f**king damn it all." - Sara M

"Come back, cause I need to pin something." - Sara M

"It's not raining that much." "No, it's just a river." - Janny M & Sara M

"... Primarily cause we get distracted by ponies." - Hack R

"I don't feel like arguing about credits anymore." "I do." - Liz M & Janny M

"Can I drop the bomb?" - Liz M

"Don't tell me anything about Finding Nemo." "They actually find Nemo." - Hack R & Janny M

"Why do you work there?" "They pay me." - Hack R & Liz M

"It almost wants me to play D D R so I can iritate the people under me." - Hack R

"I'm sure dorks health rates went up when this game came out." - Hack R
we played soo much ddr

"Jeez, Paul, go easy on the kangaroo moves." - Janny M

"Do you realize how silly you two look right now?" - Janny M

"Yes, it's like a boat." - Sars R
her movie theature tshirt

"I hope that happens to me." - Janny M
someone strips me & drops me in a tub of water

"Is Mike showing off? Make him stop." - Sars R

"Singing and dancing slowly is hard enough." - Sara M

"They're talking in third person over there... okay." - Sars R

"You kicked me in my booty." - Janny M

"We're standing in a circle... wanna play?" - Paul H

"You can't pull my hat down, you can't pull my hat down." - Janny M

"It's a basket wieving course, I'm telling you." - Mrs Harich

"Don't worry, labs always let out early... except when they don't." - Janny M

"Hey, you're accelerating my rocking speed." - Janny M

"I wonder if anyone's eaten a cell phone before..." - Janny M
my phone does look tasty

"Which scratch mark is yours?" "It's the white one, you can't miss it." - Janny M & Paul H

"Yeah, no one knows Mission Impossible anymore." - Janny M

"I knew I would die on a bone." - Janny M

"There must be something obvious that I'm not seeing." - Janny M

"That thing is so cool. I hope I can remember how the colors go." - Janny M

"She'll know it once, then the hair'll grow back." - Aunt Janet

"What's that, Mommy?" "It's an adult drink." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet

"The grill's a mess... it was full of mold." "Mmmm..." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"Speaking of Drew Carey... I can't get the purple frog." - Uncle Mike

"E equals M C squared... let me explain it to you." - Aunt Janet

"She peed? How does she do it?" "Well, she..." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike

"I'm sorry, is that not food?" - Aunt Janet
she pet lokie & he was like licking her hand

"Well, he was cuter then." - Roshy R

"That's why I'm holding my breath." "Well, if you want to sufficate, go ahead." - Dylan R & Roshy R

"The barrel's in the middle, Janis." - Janny M

"Okay. Stop." "It's a catchy tune." - Roshy R & Janny M

"Oh no! The temple one." - Janny M

"Hello? There's an O." - Dylan R
he's picking up that hello from me :P

"What was that?" "I don't know. I just fell." - Roshy R & Janny M
i didn't really fall

"Unless you didn't know that... uh oh." - Janny M
told a friend something i didn't know she knew or not

"I don't wanna throw the newspaper." - Roshy R

"She punched me in the eye." "Just like we rehursed it." - Uncle Mike & Aunt Janet
meggie lol

"I don't have the safistication nor authority to do so." - Janny M

"That's animal plate to you." - Dylan R

"Your bed is bouncy." - Dylan R
i know it

"Who was it?" "They wanted a Ramsey someone but I'm going to hang up." - Janny M & Roshy R

"I should have ben like 'Ramsey residence... sorry'." - Roshy R

"Hello? You just pushed him off your lap." "No, I picked him up and dropped him." - Janny M & Roshy R
that's soo much better

"I was smart. Yay." - Janny M

"If it does take us back on fifty, I have a plan." "What's your plan?" "Cry." - Paul H & Janny M

"It was with food, therefore, it's mine." - Paul H

"Notice, I'm doing the windex, yet I don't have any windex." - Roshy R
my dance

"Oh, look. A mushroom house." - Paul H
stole my mushroom house!

"That's so sad... fall off the stupid tube." - Janny M

"Cause bones can't hurt me... I'm too high." - Paul H

"Oh boy. A mushroom. You go, Paul." - Janny M

"I knew there was a hot lava ball." - Janny M

"Well they have to make it as unrealistic as possible." - Janny M

"If you stand on the donut, it'll take you with it." - Paul H

"Milo, come on. Get out. They're barking at you." - Roshy R

"Warn me, warn, warn, warn." - Janny M

"Here... you're used to vibrators." - Tricia B

"Okay... what grade are we in? Second?" - Tricia B

"Old bay and ice cream doesn't mix." - Janny M

"Do you want to go cow tipping after this?" - Janny M

"With my cuz... I don't think that's hinting at anything." - Roshy R

"Ah man, I broke the spoon." - Roshy R

"Why is this number so difficult for me?" - Janny M
i kept getting lyz' number wrong

"You need some medicine." - Tricia B

"They don't have the already cut ones? How spoiled am I?" - Aunt Janet

"No." - Aunt Janet
lol, the cart was squeeling

"It might not work... okay, that works." - Janny M

"Sounds pretty Egyptiony." - Janny M

"No. It isn't. Now, now, now." - Janny M

"She's piercing somebody's ears, how could she not be doing anything?" - Janny M

"Let me think really hard about it..." "I'd rather not." - Janny M & Paul H
u don't wanna know, lol

"What? Make Dad's day by getting him shoes?" - Janny M

"Can I put you down as my spouse?" - Janny M

"You're going to make me crash into a car." "Like you haven't done that before." - Paul H & Janny M
flirting w/ him while he was driving... lol

"Point with your other hand." - Paul H
so he can poke me!

"You go back for the soul purpose of killing the turtle, then you die." - Janny M
he did, too!

"Oh, wow. A coin. How does it feel to get a coin?" - Janny M

"I didn't buy it on durability. So don't try it." - Mr Harich
pauls new cell phone

"It also has a smoke feature. It despenses smoke." - Mr Harich

"I want my ring to be the baby elephant one." - Mrs Harich

"So I had to choose either smoke or bubbles." - Mr Harich

"I'm not waiting... I don't care." - Mrs Harich

"Ou, someone has a liquor licence and is enjoying it." - Mr Harich
double t had like a whole wall of liquor!

"They're nice plates... they look farmiliar." - Janny M

"I'm such a scavenger... I'm not going to eat anymore." - Mrs Harich

"With some of these ring tones, you might enjoy listening to it so you won't want to answer it." - Mr Harich

"I liked Dunkin Donuts." "I did, too. They had donuts." - Janny M & Paul H

"It's the thought that counts... but, no check?" - Mr Harich
lol

"Fourty two hits in one day? Who the heck is visiting it?" - Janny M
this page... it's too uncanny

"I see an idiot." - Janny M

"Oh, please. The entrance isn't underwater." - Janny M

"So, is there going to be clowns there?" "Just me." - Janny M & Uncle Mike

"Yeah, I'll take that test when you stop being an ass... What do you mean I'm fired?" - Uncle Mike

"Ou, I know what to eat... No... That's cold." - Janny M
ice cream sandwich when the ac is to like -200

"I don't know. We probably bought it like that... either that or Daddy was cooking." - Roshy R
their spachila has a hole!

"A wire wisp? Like we have one of those... I guess I can use a big spoon." - Roshy R

"Ew, there's all these clumps in it and everything." - Roshy R

"This sucks, man. This screws up my whole life." - Janny M
next semesters schedule... it's not pretty

"Hey, Daddy has the girl one." - Roshy R

"Oh! A coca cola phone." - Roshy R

"It smells like my mom's car in here." - Roshy R

"Looks like the neighbors are having a party." "Oh, yeah. Four cars, that equals a party right there." - Janny M & Roshy R

"And I thought I just smelled windex, too." - Roshy R
my new dance, the windex

"What? The dog dies? Oh, yeah. They're going to do that." - Aunt Janet
blue the dog dies... that'd b great

"They're not running very fast." - Janny M

"Come on! Wouldn't Blue have arthritis by now?" - Janny M
she's like 11 years old at least!

"Ou, going to the bank and making a deposit... woo." - Aunt Janet

"You were like 'twist, twist, here you go, Rochelle'." - Roshy R

"Elton John's bitch song isn't really appropriate." - Janny M
there were little kids around!

"It brings back memories that I can't remember." - Roshy R

"Yah huh. All my flab." - Roshy R

"That would suck if there was left over food and we weren't there to eat it." "Oh, that would suck." - Janny M & Roshy R
she was joking

"Wipe your boogers on me." - Uncle Mike
singing to 'pour some sugar on me' by def leopard, lol

"This show's so not funny... and I have a sense of humor." - Janny M
worlds funniest animals??? stupid, idiotic, not funny

"Yeah, I'd love to move them into my bedroom." - Janny M

"You're tempting me to write that down, but I can't." - Janny M

"Did Greg just tap his butt?" - Janny M

"I can guess." - Janny M
ryan was like 'and now lets play what's in my pants'

"Oh, it's happy." - Dad

"Yay! I don't have to use that cursed triangle ever again!" - Janny M

"Ma, could you do my car, too?" "Might as well." - Janny M & Mom

"Okay, I think I can trust you." - Janny M
ma w/ meggs

"Good morning... come out." - Janny M
talking to my pecan rolls... sooo yummy

"Oh, age, it'll hit us all." - Aunt Janet

"Yeah, that would be a shame." "That's so mean, Rochelle." - Roshy R & Janny M
the dogs getting hit by lightening

"No, what is this? No, scoot your bootch." - Roshy R

"Hello? That's my foot." - Janny M

"Me and Janis only say valley girl stuff." - Roshy R

"Oh, look! I see an old man snoring." - Uncle Mike

"Ah, that's great... Ah, that Misses Moon." - Janny M

"Ou, shampoo. And it's blue." - Janny M

"Nope, you'll never get your P up." - Janny M

"Well, for once, your Dad's right." - Paul H

"Remember the last time? I had to go across the world to get back." - Paul H

"I should just stay here so they can't pull through." - Paul H

"Two thousand one. You shouldn't have." - Janny M
he gave me a penny, oh boy

"Ah. I jumped too high. The physics in this game are a little off." - Paul H

"The penalty is death... for me." - Janny M

"Well, it's not like you're going to win anyway." - Janny M

"Okay, it's a rubber ball, Paul. If you can get killed by a rubber ball, you're pretty pathetic." - Janny M

"Don't die on the screws this time, Janis." - Paul H

"Two one one O eight... hello?" - Janny M

"Yeah, he was like 'I was wondering if you all's cable was working'. I was like 'redneck'." - Roshy R

"No, not as pathetic as me. I've been playing this game all my life." "Yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R

"What exactly is a crib?" "It's your house." - Janny M & Roshy R

"Why does he always start stripping during this?" - Janny M

"I don't wanna carry it. It's gonna make my butt look fat." - Roshy R

"Whatever view I'm in, I can see his screen name." - Janny M

"Milo, you're infected with middle school germs." - Roshy R

"Get that piece of stupid, healthy carrot out of my cookie dough." - Aunt Janet

"Not a very good head on your shoulders, is there?" - Janny M

"He'd like that, wouldn't he?" - Janny M

"Monarchy?" "Oh, yeah. That's a word he knows." - Janny M & Aunt Janet

"I don't know where these things are coming. It's like a whole different child." - Aunt Janet

"She doesn't use her minutes, anyway." - Janny M

"Can't they get some Pokemon that actually uh... win?" - Roshy R

"I don't wanna see a dead mouse." "Well, you don't. You just pick it up and if it's heavy, you throw it away." - Janny M & Aunt Janet

"Oh, come on. Just fit somewhere." - Janny M

"No, because that theme music's going to wanna make me humm." - Janny M

"No, she doesn't suck. She's just really bad." - Roshy R
i'm soo not bad

"What is he a lady bug or something?" - Roshy R

"I really would appreciate it if you didn't imitate the theme music." - Roshy R

"She would have been like 'you didn't catch the wand, go sleep on the couch'." - Roshy R

"Man, mushroom." - Janny M

"But what if the essence is still there? Poor peach." - Roshy R

"And the tissues are so soft and lotiony." - Roshy R

"Ew. Ew. Moldy peach... it's not green for nothing." - Roshy R

"Hey! Where's the K?" - Janny M

"As soon as I fall, my first instinct is to jump off Yoshi." - Janny M

"Are you angry at me cause I'm better than you?" - Janny M

"Ew! Is that water?" "Yeah." "Oh, good." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet

"Oh, shut up. You're fine. Go watch Elmo." - Aunt Janet

"Oh, well that looks stupid." - Aunt Janet

"I hate it when I have random guy's numbers." - Tricia B

"Who was in your car?" "I don't know, but those aren't mine." - Janny M & Tricia B
she had panty hose in her car... i wonder about her

"Yeah, they're like big candy canes." - Janny M

"There ain't no woman like the one I've got. Oh wait. I don't have a woman." - Tricia B

"You should be a refrigerator... actually, you should be the whole kitchen." - Roshy R
talking to me... we call each other appliances & such

"Get the K, you dope!" - Janny M

"Ah! Pearls!" - Janny M

"No, it'll be Diddy World with one Donkey." - Roshy R

"If I had a camera for every time you did that." - Roshy R
well i've celebrated the beating of levels b4 by dancing... nothing new

"Oh my Gosh, Diddy, you are one lucky monkey." - Janny M

"Are you demonstrating my product?" - Janny M

"I want a chain saw." - Paul H

"Wow, business is booming." - Paul H
we didn't have any people

"Hey, I think you know I'm a girl." - Janny M

"Oh, God, you're weird." - Mom

"A pinball machine that says Paul?" "Yes." - Janny M & Paul H

"You know, if someone offers me a hundred dollars for Flutter, I think I'm going to take it... that's a two hundred dollar net loss right there!" - Janny M
i paid sooo much for that beenie!

"I don't know... twenty five?" "No." - Janny M & Lady At Flea Market
come on... he's retired! he's rare!

"Join me in some synchronized chair dancing?" "I don't have a chair." - Janny M & Paul H

"Yeah, I know it's like 'hello, there are Pokemon cards here... get your parents money'." - Janny M

"We can put it on her. She has like a hat condom." - Uncle Mike
put pauls pirate hat on me!

"If she asks me what I think I'm going to say it's just too pink." - Aunt Janet
linda painted her door pink!

"Jeez, all these houses!" - Janny M

"To tea, or not to tea." - Janny M

"Why'd you grab it?" "Because you looked at it." - Janny M & Roshy R
she knows me too well

"Greg likes to show off his tushie." - Janny M

"I so want that cantine." - Roshy R
the cantine they used in whose line

"Is that Milo? No, it's a pair of shoes." - Roshy R

"He has orange eye, can't you tell?" - Paul H

"Why don't you cry about it?" "I think I will, thank you." - Janny M & Paul H

"The old man won? That was the old man?" - Janny M

"No, I got out of the way in time." - Janny M

"Get the egg, you moron." - Paul H

"I didn't mean to. A is so tempting." - Janny M

"It better not have been Wards. Wards went out of business." - Janny M
i still have a gift card to some department store from graduation

"I was going to sell this high chair, but now it's too chewed up." - Aunt Janet

"Boy, if you weren't pretty... off you'd be." - Aunt Janet

"No, Iris, don't lick that... that's dish washing detergent!" - Janny M

"Why can't people stay where I put them?" - Janny M

"Janet?... Mommy?" - Dylan R

"You can work around the house anytime you want to." - Aunt Janet

"You know how to make it?" "Uh, yeah, pop corn." - Janny M & Roshy R

"It's for you, Janet." "It's her parole officer." - Roshy R & Janny M

"I was like 'you're supposed to use the snipper gun, Dylan, not the pistol'." - Uncle Mike

"Hi! My name is Rochelle and I know how to cut unions." - Janny M

"Why don't you just say it right, you fruit loop." - Roshy R

"Yep, she'll be living there until she's sixty five." - Janny M
talking about mom

"Oh, it's her. I remember her." - Janny M

"I'm going to add him to my buddy list." - Janny M

"Toothbrushes are starting to float around the house... gross." - Mrs Butler

"What did you teach them?" "How to be snotty." - Janny M & Mrs Butler

"These butts are weird." - Mrs Butler
leave it up to her to say stuff funny!

"We could hang around the mall and be losers like we used to be." "Used to be?" - Allison B & Max B

"I meant it wasn't funny, but it was funny." - Janny M
reminising about allison falling & going whoop!

"I repressed that memory... thanks." - Janny M
ewww, don't ask... thanx rob!

"And he acts like he's your age." - Aunt Janet
muncle ike turns 37 saturday!

"No, Mom's going to be there... I can't sell that." - Janny M

"Oh my gosh! I found my invisiline! That's so cool." - Janny M

"So perfect. Who could ask for better? Hum... well I could." - Janny M

"I'm not doing anything." "You're sitting there." "Yeah, that's such a good reason to bark." - Janny M & Roshy R

"They're so cool. They're like my children." - Roshy R
away messages.. whatever

"It's playing all by itself." "Yeah, it's called a demo mode." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet

"Oh, look at that. Who got squished? Daddy did." - Roshy R

"Janet, the dog food smells weird." "Yeah, well it's dog food." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet

"Wow, you're like half way... now you are." - Roshy R

"You guys would be perfect, if you were black." - Janny M
freecell kings

"Uh oh! There's poop in there." "Yeah, well, that's where it belongs." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet

"Haha! You're dead. I'm alive." - Dylan R

"Corrupt data... nice." - Uncle Mike

"Aw, who pooped? Come on!" - Uncle Mike

"Dylan, you're going to break this and I'm going to have to cry." - Janny M

"No, I'm not. I'm looking at my screen name and my away message and my hundred percent." - Janny M
people warned me up to 100%!!!

"Look at my hundred percent! It's totally unattractive." - Janny M

"Well, it does give punctuality to my screen name." "Yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R

"Aren't you sensing my eating vibe?" "Yeah, I'm getting a hot dog." - Janny M & Roshy R

"We... need... hot dog rolls... Janet!" - Roshy R

"I was like 'who is Tricia and why is she surprised that I have a job?'" - Aunt Janet

"Good, old Janet's not so good anymore." - Roshy R

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... It's fine." - Janny M

"What happened to my cup?" - Roshy R
she did a little dance to go along w/ this

"It took a lot of effort to get that cup out of the cabinet." - Roshy R

"You almost cut me." "I didn't cut you, the thing fell on you." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet

"There's no tea down there... how do I get the tea down there?" - Roshy R

"Hahahaha." "Yeah, I know." - Roshy R & Stacy M
she had white powder over her shirt

"I'm just living my life over here." - Aunt Janet
talking about my quotes page

"A J?" "Well, it's better than just writing them out." - Aunt Janet & Janny M

"Oh, she steals away messages, too. Be careful of your away messages, they're not safe." - Roshy R

"You have dial up?" "Yeah." "Ahum." - Roshy R & Stacy M

"I told you Janis gives off this eating vibe." - Roshy R

"How could you?" - Stacy M

"Ya, ya... no, no." - Stacy M

"Did he get hurt?" "Who cares... of course not." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet
lokie knocked off a glass dish

"I liked it." - Roshy R

"It's such a lame attempt for attention." - Aunt Janet

"Okay, what is this? Like an ad or something?" - Janny M

"It's so good." "It's so bad." - Roshy R & Janny M
step mom stunk!

"She hangs up the phone so feminanly." - Janny M

"Scoot your bootch. You're so lazy." - Roshy R

"Hey! Get off my monkey! You can't spoon with him!" - Janny M

"Plus he fell on his butt... wouldn't his butt be injured?" - Roshy R

"Ah!" "It was Milo." - Janny M & Roshy R