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"Dylan, there's two other doors... one of them you just push open. So easy." - Aunt Janet

"Yeah, you're on a mountain... lucky." - Aunt Janet

"Stop raping the campus." - Chris Sm

"You injured my boob!" - Jackie F
will she ever stop talking about her boobs?!?

"Oh, wow. Cars actually stop for you... unlike in Equador." - Leslie B

"I just glanced over, none of them were hot, so I looked away." - Janny M

"So, I'm fat? That's what you're saying?" - Leslie B

"She's not imaginary... she's just not real." - Leslie B

"Look at those womans balloons!" - Leslie B
um...

"What is six of eleven?" "Five?" - Chris Sm & Leslie B
u don't wanna know

"You grabbed my boob!" - Tricia B
obviously boobs were getting hurt today... glad mine weren't!

"You're just looking for excuses to touch her." - Leslie B

"I know what you're doing!" "What? Peeing?" - Janny M & Tricia B

"G W L... doctor of love." - Chris Sm
he sounded like a radio station

"I'm thinking in the wrong direction." "As usual." - Paul H & Janny M

"Well, Dave, spank my naked ass." - Leslie B
ouu?

"Bad karma..." - Roshy R
she coughed b4, sooo funny

"Who are you talking to?" "We're talking amongst ourselves." - Mom & Stacy M
stac was talking to muncle ike

"And I have... oh, never mind." - Stacy M
every1 offered to pay for pauls gas, lol, whatever, i drove!

"No... home boys don't die their hair." - Stacy M
we all dyed our hair blue!

"I wanna win!" - Roshy R

"Just don't do it." - Stacy M

"I'll wait until she gets down so she has to walk up again." - Stacy M

"If you think it can happen, it will." - Aunt Janet

"Apparently, I'm the only one who stands up and wipes." - Aunt Janet

"My ice cream!" - Roshy R

"It is something major, my ice cream fell and my cone chipped!" - Roshy R

"Stupid maids! They're not cleaning!" - Janny M

"It only weighs a thousand pounds." "No... couple hundred." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike
generators

"Gee, I hope one of our trees goes down." - Aunt Janet
she really does!

"Parents are not that cool in real life." - Janny M

"God, they're already singing a song?" - Janny M

"...Not that it matters today." - Aunt Janet
washing the table

"Puppies are not that small." - Janny M

"Oh, it's more than five minutes old." - Uncle Mike

"Now, that's just irresponsible." - Janny M

"I liked him better when he was a bird." - Paul H

"Tissues? Gimme! - Aunt Janet

"How can the little hump kill me?" - Paul H

"Don't get killed by his balls." - Janny M

"Let's watch this in honor of his running for governor." - Paul H
an arnold movie

"His hair looks like a mop." - Janny M

"I can't guarantee anything about peace and quiet, and you know that." - Aunt Janet

"Maybe I'll do a flea market Sunday... what are you doing Sunday?" "Uh, going to Frostburg." - Mom & Janny M

"You don't understand a lot of things." - Paul H

"What flavors do they have?" "They have vanilla and vanilla." "Well, in that case, I'll have vanilla." - Paul H & Janny M

"They walk right in, so you don't have to worry about anything." - Aunt Janet

"I'm hungry, I wish she would just come and go." - Aunt Janet

"I'm trying to think what I can sedate her with." - Aunt Janet
megs

"You met that guy and you don't care?" - Roshy R
aj met john cusak

"He does look like a Nazi." - Roshy R

"Wait a minute! I'm a college student! Why am I saying that?" - Janny M

"Move or I will beat you with the Swiffer wet jet... don't think I won't." - Roshy R

"Go pee. Go pee. Get." - Roshy R

"Stay, sit, stop it." - Roshy R

"That just has sex written all over it." - Janny M
greg's vest

"A health thing? In Taco Bell?" - Tricia B

"It just doesn't fit. - Tricia B

"You're the only person I know who can make a french fry sound like a carrot stick." - Tricia B

"Look how far back he is. I'm not waiting for him." - Tricia B

"Aren't we getting a little old for that?" "No." - Tricia B & Janny M
making the truck drivers honk

"...So, it doesn't sound like you're inviting yourself." - Tricia B

"...I don't feel like doing the math." - Mr Austin
@ pizza hut

"That's my room number plus a zero!" - Tricia B

"Am I bothering you?" "Not yet." - Tricia B & Mr Austin

"But, today is Sunday." "Good Point." - Roshy R & Janny M

"Does it work?" "I don't know, let me try it on Daddy's car." - Janny M & Roshy R

"You were probably like 'oh, mud puddle, swerve'." - Roshy R

"It's... still... dry..." - Roshy R

"Who's devil chicken?" "I don't know." - Roshy R & Janny M

"My pillows should be here... yes they are." - Janny M

"What? Are you encouraging us to download music, Comcast?" - Janny M

"Hey, this is stuck here." "No, it isn't. Put more effort into it." - Janny M & Roshy R

"Who wants a broken box? I think I'll sell it on E bay." - Janny M

"Janet's not here. Janet ran away." - Uncle Mike

"This is the third chunk I've found." - Aunt Janet

"No! He moved! That's B S! Seventy six moved first!" - Uncle Mike

"Could they get any tinier? My God." - Aunt Janet

"Everything is carbs, now. It's very trendy." - Aunt Janet

"Guys, guys. That's my parents reputation, there." - Ashley Ha
we were just ruining the beds

"Is that a sea gull or a pelican? Guess I'll never know." - Mr Harich

"Where'd your Dad go?" "I think he went inside. I think he saw Crispy Creams donuts sign." - Janny M & Paul H

"It's a live performance. They have to say 'woo'." - Paul H

"He bit my butt. It hurt so much." "I couldn't help it." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike
loki really did it

"There's a word I'm thinking of that rhymes with witch." - Uncle Mike

"Oh my God! Nine months pregnant, big as a house..." - Aunt Janet

"You don't remember?" - Aunt Janet

"No, he sounds like he's upset to me." - Uncle Mike
dylan was laughing

"Can you pass me the french dressing?" "We." - Roshy R & Uncle Mike

"Oh guess what I did today? I dug a hole!" - Roshy R
so proud

"And what does Janet want for Christmas? A kitchen aid..." - Aunt Janet
she yelled it!

"Oh come on! She's going to be fifteen by the time this is done." - Uncle Mike

"No, not that one, the one covered in icing." - Uncle Mike
turn the tv off

"She likes french fries and lamb, too... my girl." - Aunt Janet

"Besides washing off the spatchula, I didn't do anything." - Uncle Mike

"They over air condition the building." "I can't imagine." - Uncle Mike & Aunt Janet

"You need to talk to Alex, Mike, cause the rest of us don't care." - Aunt Janet

"Why are you so ridiculous?" - Ashley Ha

"No! No pictures!" - Janny M

"What? That's a prerequisite for that?" - Nick M
u don't wanna know

"There's a big hunk of cheese!" - Mrs Harich

"Family! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!" - Lisa M
picture time

"With the queen of spades. That's omen." - Nick M
it was

"Oh no. That's even worse!" - Mrs Harich

"Are those his shorts?" "No, he tore them off a guy." - Mrs Harich & Nancy M

"Oh my God. Okay, give me the cards." - Lisa M

"Until the vicious rummy hider." - Lisa M
paul hidding his cards he had down

"Oh, there are dolphins out there?" "No, they're whales." - Mrs Harich & Mr Harich

"It's like 'there it is!'" - Nick M

"You're almost there." "Don't lie to these people." - Mr Harich & Nick M
long ass steps!

"Next steps I climb are Old Main." - Janny M

"That's a Tony move!" - Tony M
she broke a lot of plates & stuff, lol

"Another historic statement made by our president." - Mrs Harich

"Kangaroo burgers..." "Yeah, but they have regular food, too." - Nancy M & Mrs Harich

"Yeah, take a twenty foot walk, ten feet from the beach." - Mr Harich

"Well, just try to keep the drooling to a minimum and wait for our food." - Mr Harich

"It's reflecting off your top." - Mr Harich
lisa's phone

"You're responsible for finishing that puzzle." "I'm going." - Nick M & Mr Harich

"I was observing the young lady shaking her dressing and she became paranoid." - Nancy M

"That'll shut us up." - Mrs Harich

"Does anybody want an egg? I'll ask our waitress." - Lisa M

"She know how to get the answer." "Well, he wouldn't tell an old lady where he's from." - Mrs Harich & Nancy M

"Wow. I put a card down. I think I'm going to faint." - Nick M

"Hey, he's not here to defend himself." - Mr Harich
insulting his son about puzzles

"You did a good job. Let it go." - Nick M

"I'm going to have gas now, like you wouldn't believe." - Mrs Harich

"Wait for pulp." - Mr Harich

"They're still roasting on the beach?" "Yeah, I can see the smoke now." - Mrs Harich & Mr Harich

"It's our cortazone cream!" - Mrs Harich

"Oh, thank God. That'll help everybody." - Nancy M
about the black out, our president making a speach

"See, they already moved it. Had to do that." - Nick M

"Now, notice that I haven't tripped over my rod the whole night." - Janny M
paul did, lol

"Maybe I only want clean people sitting up front with me." - Nick M

"No, because then I'll be tempted to wash my hair, and that's a whole nother ordeal." - Ashley Ha

"I look like a mafia killer." - Lisa M

"I get the redneck. No, really. His neck was red." - Lisa M

"I was cleaning up today and I saw these and I said 'aw, who laid these here to tempt me?'" - Tony M
payday bars

"Nick, have you seen my shirt?" "I don't wear it." - Paul H & Nick M

"See, we didn't even have to go to Overcroak. They did the shopping for us." - Paul H
we didn't make it... tooooo long of wait for faerie thingy

"Everybody's yelling at me for buying a kite." - Nick M

"That's three. Notice the number three?" - Janny M

"Don't hit it too hard." Thank you." - Paul H & Lisa M

"I know my holes." - Lisa M
yes yes it's mini golf... yea

"This hole is a conspiracy." - Janny M

"Just because you weren't included." - Lisa M
singing celebrate good times, come on in the car, after golffing

"I was going to say, I wouldn't borrow a female razor." - Lisa M

"I want my shoes! Oh, never mind. They got them." - Janny M

"Somebody's late for work." - Tony M
store opened late

"Of course. Why would we bring it when we actually need it?" - Lisa M

"What? Did I say something?" - Mr Harich

"What? Are you breaking the house?" - Mrs Harich

"Can we see your shorts?" - Nick M

"Of course. All they have left is unicycles, so you're going to have to practice." - Mr Harich
girls rented bikes

"They got big, fat padded seats, for big fat butts like mine." - Nick M

"Well, you can't ask him cause he's dead." - Nick M

"He's screaming at the top of his lungs." "Yeah, isn't he sweet." - Janny M & Tony M

"Wednesday... it's hump day." "Is there humping involved?" - Paul H & Janny M

"There's one in every crowd... has to have his way." - Nancy M

"That is much better. Much better now. I have no excuses." - Mr Harich
puzzles

"I'll just throw some on the floor for good luck." - Mr Harich
max ate a piece

"Home essentials. Mini toaster. Isn't that cute?" - Mr Harich

"There's a mystery tool in the kitchen." - Mr Harich

"It must be essential. Cause they equipped the house with it." - Mr Harich

"Look at all those pelicans." - Mrs Harich

"Maybe they just wanted to have fun." "Could be." - Nick M & Mr Harich

"I wish she would leave." - Nick M
talking about cher fare well concert

"Peace out." "Mom!" - Tony M & Ashley Ha

"No, she should have been like, 'keep it real, homey'." - Ashley Ha

"I don't have anything better to do." - Nick M
do kite string

"What a jerky thing to do. I don't even have time to think." - Ashley Ha
paul went out quick

"No, that wasn't the christmas I wanted." - Lisa M

"You know what? I'm going to screw my own hand, just so you guys can't have anything." - Lisa M

"Buy a rent a bike? That's an oxymoron!" - Lisa M

"Why is this song still playing?" - Ashley Ha
it was a sad song that makes her cry or something

"Quiet out there! I'm trying to sleep." - Mr Harich

"Buster, no!" - Paul H

"Somebody gave up." - Mrs Harich
the bed sheets weren't folded very well

"I guess no one has cancer today." - Mr Harich
we switched drivers @ a cancer center, in bad taste

"I'm just enjoying it. I'm not trying to impress anybody." - Mr Harich
eating hot hot stuff

"Oh my goodness. Well, there goes all your spending money for school." - Mr Harich

"Strange conversation going on here." - Mr Harich

"I don't look thirteen! Thirteen year olds don't have breasts." - Ashley Ha

"That's the Spirit Of Saint Louie? Looks like the spirit of southern comfort." - Mr Harich

"Haha. They spelled tsunami wrong." - Janny M

"You're going to go cry? What?" "Yeah, you hurt my feelings." - Janny M & Ashley Ha

"Well, they're playing Bob Marley, what do you expect me to sing?" - Janny M

"Man, why do you have to do that in front of me?" - Tony M
eat a cheesecake

"There's a nice family behind us, so..." - Lisa M

"Are you insulting my sister's shoes?" - Janny M

"I'm going to kill someone if I don't get my card." - Lisa M

"Oh, I love you." - Lisa M
rummy quotes fallow everywhere!

"Of course I had that and gave it to you. Why not?" - Lisa M

"If I drank gallons of milk, I'd throw up." - Mr Harich

"You guys are going to be a mess driving." "That's what coffee's for." - Mrs Harich & Janny M

"Orange juice with pizza? Oh, never mind. I've done that before." - Janny M

"I'm going to watch Jerry McGuire in 3 D!" - Janny M

"Affordable dreams? I wish my dreams were affordable." - Paul H

"Don't you wanna know what flavor pop sickle you are?" - Stacy M

"Do you get the green ketchup?" "No, that's gross. Nobody wants that." - Stacy M & Aunt Janet

"Instant karma... I shouldn't have said anything about the Oreo's." - Aunt Janet

"And, you know they're going to come out and say splinta causes cancer." - Aunt Janet

"If I got up and got my binoculars, you know that bird would fly away." - Aunt Janet

"Have you seen a humming bird before?" "In Pocahontas." "Yeah, that doesn't count." - Aunt Janet & Stacy M

"Look at that idiot." - Aunt Janet
iris

"Twenty birds I wasted." - Aunt Janet

"Oh, you can get through." - Aunt Janet
megs

"Oh, s**t... it's red, too." - Linda T

"You're not on here at all, Mom." - Stacy M

"... And then he says 'I am an old woman'." - Aunt Janet

"Less fat? I'll take it!" - Aunt Janet

"No, I'd feel kinda bad eating a shark." - Janny M

"Okay, he looked like Osoma Bin Ladin..." - Ricky B

"No, I'm going to see Bobby, not other woman strip." "Sure, Mr. Jim." - Jim B & Janny M

"I wanna look at the pizza." - Dylan R

"Where is it? Here it is." - Aunt Janet

"Ah, it's not that bad. It's only this long." - Uncle Mike
showing me how long it was on the map, he's going to nc

"What? Do you have a problem with the bat out of hell file or something?" - Janny M

"Shotgun! Oh, yeah. I'm driving." - Paul H

"Seriously, he's a bad driver. You don't want to make him worse." - Janny M

"Cool! A stretch limo." "That's what I said." - Janny M & Paul H
i waved, & the dude driving waved back!!!

"Janis, touch him again. He makes funny noises." - Tricia B

"Go, go!" "Ah! Don't go. Don't go." - Janny M & Tricia B

"I dare you to draw a pornographic picture on there." "How much money?" - Janny M & Paul H
we always draw on our tables @ tsunamis

"I'm sure she would like him to come." "In what way?" - Paul H & Janny M

"I've been trying to pick up that seed." "Instead, I'll eat soy sause." - Janny M & Tricia B

"I dare you to suck on that paper." "I was thinking about it." - Janny M & Tricia B

"We're friends... we're allowed to have sex." - Janny M

"Yeah, but we can't drink in clubs." "It's easy enough." - Janny M & Tricia B

"Then someone will be like 'Oh, my gosh. Someone's lighting chopsticks on fire!'" - Janny M
we do that, lol

"It's not virgin, I've heard." - Tricia B

"He's going to dream about me, tonight, I just know." - Tricia B
lol, u don't wanna know

"Oh, that's appropriate. That's a Secemy Street toy." - Aunt Janet
megs was watching the show

"The government's greedy fingers..." - Matt F

"Seven O clock means Law And Order." - Aunt Janet

"I dare you." "Go! Go! Go... no." - Janny M & Aunt Janet
to eat the rest of the chicken & dumplings lol

"I had an orgasm just looking at it." - Tricia B
talking about my site that i'm making http://altsounddesign.com/teen

"Do you want me to take your pants?" - David E
talking to paul

"You do realize that I'm going to be in your room a lot?" "Yeah." - David E & Paul H
pauls bringing sega, n64, i'm bringing ps1, snes, good bunch i thinky

"Yeah, the person didn't seam to care at all." - Paul H
when i went down the slide backwards

"Yeah, yeah. Just get on the damn charger, and shut up." - Janny M
cell phone

"They play bridge? Cool." - Janny M

"She's like, 'it was just a dream... maracas?'!" - Janny M

"Here's what you guys can buy me for Christmas... it's only six thousand dollars." - Dad

"Good, she's bloated." - Janny M

"Actually, I'll leave the out away message." - Janny M

"Water proof my... my... chair!" - Stacy M
she got sun burnt really bad in o c

"Okay, there's four, there's one in the dish in there." - Dad
pennies

"Uh oh. We can't go any further because of that river." - Dad

"I put the alien on the car and someone swiped it." - Paul H

"You realize that you're paying for the paper, so therefore, you're not getting your full money's worth, if you don't eat it." - Janny M

"Come on! You eat the paper, I eat the cup." - Janny M

"Poor kid... now he needs..." "Years of theropy." - Paul H & Janny M

"This is like the fifth time her brother almost died." "I know... you'd think she'd be used to it by now." - Janny M & Paul H

"Why are you shutting the door?" "Cause we're loud." "You're the loud one." - Janny M & Paul H

"I'm just waiting for that T to break open." - Tyler M

"There's not much to do there since they took the pizza away." - Ben A
he confuses pizza with tv

"It's not flat." - Tricia B

"Stop looking." - Tyler M

"Yeah, she can shut up, she's just jealous that she can't sing like me." - Rachael A