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"Who said Leslie was thin?" - Josh H
oooooooooooo

"Hello? ...Hum... Goodbye." - Suzanne W
picked up the phone & no one there

"I don't wanna talk about that. That kinda scared me this morning." - Dr Dana W

"Guys, guys, act thirty." - Tricia B

"Check this out, huh." - Tricia B

"You talk a lot." "Thank you." - Tricia B & Josh H

"Anal!" - Josh H
wispering

"Just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down." - Tricia B

"I don't even think we even have a waitress." - Tricia B

"The buns warm." - Tricia B

"No, that's, that's second grade." - Tricia B

"Her boobs are points." - Tricia B

"What? Someone went out?" - Paul H

"It doesn't happen to the get pastas." - Juan H

"I know, there was a person named Simpson and he made up a rule." - Janny M
simpson's rule?

"Wow, I knew I was learning something in college!" - Janny M

"Just think of naked crazy Beethoven running around." - Dr Mills

"I will not strip for beeds." - Leslie B

"Come on, big Dave." - Paul D

"So I wrote a lot of stuff... um, don't be afraid of it." - Dr Dana W
be afraid!

"As long as it begins with an I, then it sounds sophisticated." - Brent Fu

"I like the new, not the new and improved." - Janny M

"How did we start talking about that?" - Leslie B

"She doesn't like to be poked with certain objects." "It depends on what objects." - Chris Sm & Brian C

"A non sexual joke!" - Seth W

"A cow?" - Leslie B

"That's where everyone does it!" - Seth W

"You're going down... on me." - Leslie B

"I could just say a gay quote... haha." - Seth W

"I guess you have to make yourself look gay, don't you?" "They're popular!" - Leslie B & Seth W

"That's a bar of soap, not a penis." - Janny M

"Let's have them say a little bit." - Leslie B

"Are you thinking about sex with Paul because he looks like a woman?" - Leslie B

"I have yet to make a gay quote about Paul this semester." - Seth W

"Wow, it's like an evil spirit." - Dr Dana W

"We need a couple more blackboards." - Dr Crall

"I guess you spend a lot of time starring at the ceiling." - Janny M

"It's fun. Since you don't get to make things after, oh, say, third grade." - Dr Dana W

"I've never wrote dismissed on the board!" - Dr Dana W

"Shh! That requires money." - Dr Dana W

"Wait. Is that a six or a one?" - Paul H

"Ou, you can kinda see it." - Josh H

"She's like 'I thought I heard an email ding'." - Sarah S
talking about wortman

"Two totally different guys pat each other on the fanny... touch!" - Dr Wallinger

"Would she stop, woman?" - Janny M

"No, you wetted my dreams." - Seth W

"I'll be able to play something, someday." - Seth W

"Yay, the seven's back!" - Seth W

"It's a perfect idea." "So were the last four!" - Chris P & Juan H

"Stop, like you're hurting everyone." - Leslie B

"I was looking at some pictures, my boobs used to be so small." - Tricia B

"You're asking the wrong person... I had to take freshman comp three times!" - David E

"Is he going to try them on?" - Leslie B
her bras

"So she stuffed her bras with bras?" - Janny M

"Blow out the candles that aren't lit." - Leslie B

"There are not jobs in Frostburg... go away!" - Dr Dana W

"Who in the hell names these roads?" - Brian C

"You're always fondling each other." - Brian C

"What? Does that say sex?" - Janny M

"Oh, I've heard the word syntax." - Janny M

"Not only did you marry them off, you also had them sleeping in the same bed!" - Dr Wallinger

"Cause I might have said that I'm better at night." - Leslie B

"Let me stick it in!" - Leslie B

"I'm not one to use polls." - Paul H

"People are straight until proven gay." - Chris Sm

"Everyone knows I would win." - Paul H

"Orcha? The whale?" - Josh H

"The treasurer is the one in the hot seat now." - Corey R

"They're computers, too." - Curtis R
apples... yeahhhh

"They're not expecting people to actually think about it." - Chris Sm
moving to the commons

"She can ride my carpet anytime." - Paul H
what a pickup line!

"Janis is shuffling... I wonder who's dealing." - Paul H

"There was... nice cards in that pile!" - Janny M

"My hand does make love to me... many times a day." - Paul H

"I like girls with glasses." - Paul H

"None of the games count that I lose." - Josh H

"You can have a lot of fun with one of those things." - Paul H
we won't mention what it is

"Why, thank you. I like them long and... never mind." - Leslie B

"I am so on top of you, Paul." - Paul H
i bet she is

"I don't wanna know what goes on between you and Bill." - Bill W
talking to paul

"College is a great time to experiment!" - Paul H
josh agreed

"You don't have to agree to it... it's a quote!" - Janny M

"These definitions are so circular." - Chris Sm
ai

"The phone does not have an anus." - Paul H

"He's mine, bitch!" - Chris Sm

"Sheiet." - Leslie B

"A penis?" - Leslie B

"I've died." - David E

"You don't have to do much blowing to get higher than a three." - Paul H

"My dice fell in my bra!" - Leslie B
talk about snake eyes

"I can't defeat such large penises." - Paul H
i think he can

"Woh! This is sex in a hand!" - Janny M

"I'm going to break your penis." - Janny M

"I'm just trying to get up... okay, we'll do it this way... oh!" - Leslie B

"Paul always talks about Seth's penis." - Leslie B

"Can't we have sex in private?" - Leslie B

"Mister Fluffers is a sex machine!" - Leslie B
a cat

"Why don't you sit together and hold hands and stuff?" - Janny M
paul & david, i was just kidding of course :Þ

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"If you're having a really crummy day, doesn't everything go crummily?" - Dr Wallinger

"My first quote ever that doesn't make me look gay!" - Tricia B

"Your boyfriend's gay." - Tricia B

"Why was there a cap under my butt?" - Leslie B

"I don't know... I didn't touch the bill." - David E

"My hand makes Josh's look like kitty litter." - David E

"I mean, it's good to have cherries." - David E

"She sounded rude." - Valarie M

"Maybe it'll make the museum more exciting... I don't know." - Dr Dana W

"I'll spell it with one L today just to throw you off." - Dr Dana W

"I need to break a penis." - Brian C

"Haha. Firm boarder." - Josh H

"So I get two dickies and a man." - Brian C

"Holly has a door?" - Janny M

"Wish that was my christmas." - Paul H

"Oh, calculus! Perfect!" - Dr Mills

"What are you talking about? It was just one night!" - Leslie B

"That's why I didn't get anything with ketchup today." - Paul H

"It's a little hard to go when it's not even my turn." - Leslie B

"I get the feeling you're not talking about his grilled cheese sandwich." - Leslie B

"Seth is so hot!" - Leslie B

"David, if you fail it, we're going to kill you." "Take a number." - Brian C & David E
calc I

"I can't live without sex." - Leslie B

"You're thinking I should be killed?" - Leslie B

"Ou! There's bitting!" - Leslie B