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"You boot up the car." - Dr White (geography)

"Frances is still wrong, but that's okay." - Dr Dana W
it has 7 letters in it

"Total? Counting everybody's friends and all that?" - Dr White (geography)

"Anyone want to buy some Egyptian land?" - Dr White (geography)

"We're gawking at an ambulance." - Paul H

"You're right, it's feminine." - Paul H

"Oh, speaking of lesbian sex..." - Tricia B

"Wow, you're creative! She just did that same joke." - Tricia B

"Don't do that, you're scary... You make me cry." - Tricia B

"Yeah, when you're dreaming." - Tricia B

"It like has like saddle bags." - Tricia B
our couch

"It doesn't need to be enlarged anymore." - Tricia B

"I wanna pop." - Leslie B

"Just look at Bill Gates... Why don't you just go kick his ass and steal some of his money?" - Dr White (geography)

"Some European goes up... there's gotta be a monument, we have to make another movie..." - Dr White (geography)

"You have to have breasts to have a milk... soy beans don't have breasts!" - Dr White (geography)

"She beat me by almost a hundred points!" - Seth W

"That's slightly off..." - Seth W

"Why is that funny?" - Seth W
don't remember lol

"He used me and then threw me away... I need more chocolate." - Seth W
poor thing got dumped by paul!

"I like sex in the city!" - Leslie B
not quite sure to capitalize it

"This is not Chesapeake." - Seth W
we were out to eat

"Ah, no... I don't want one boob." - Leslie B

"Paul, stop telling men to spread their legs." - Seth W
lol

"Can you have a great empire without perverts?" - Dr White (geography)

"If N has a right child with no parentheses..." - Dr Dana W

"And you're a teacher?" - David E

"No, cat, water, naked person... not a good combination." - Dr Dana W

"Alright, to confuse you with new quotes..." - Seth W
so i wouldn't write the others down lol

"She gave him the initial erection... I just... made it better." - Seth W

"I could never do that to Paul." - Seth W

"Paul and I broke up." - Seth W
oh no! they were the perfect couple

"Why'd you have to ask it? Now I have to think." - Janny M

"Would you guys wanna hang out during spring break on Alabama beaches?" - Dr White (geography)
lol

"See... you can get a Mc Beer!" - Dr White (geography)

"Peaches are southern... oranges aren't." - Dr White (geography)

"You're not going anywhere, mister naked man." - Janny M
not my boyfriend lol

"Murder is killing with the intent to..." "Kill?" - Dr Slemmer & Person In Computer Ethics

"He doesn't say that to me!" - Janny M & Seth W
said at the same time... paul says hey sweet cheeks to tricia

"Worst world in the world? What is he talking about?" - Aunt Ruth

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"That's not funny." "Yeah, it is cause I'm laughing." - Janny M & Paul H

"I'm a virgin... touched many, many times." - Leslie B
we know

"Wow, I'm mean." - Seth W
what leslie was saying about seth

"Lets think here... who's biology?" - Dr Slemmer
it's a cosc 305 course!