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"Why did I think that was a car commercial?" - Brian C
it starts out w/ cookies being baked

"It's nice to know those glass shards don't hurt." - Brian C
opera beer commercial

"I gotta get my pussy back, God." - Marc G
we went to dc to get his cat back!

"It's because I'm not drunk, I'm not sluring my words." - Shawn R

"I'd be scared if that guy got me pregnant." - Marc G
knocked up

"You throw rocks at my window, I'll throw paint balls at your face!" - Marc G

"Okay, McNabb..." - Shawn R
jen threw cookies

"Okay, black guy with red pigtails... that's wrong." - Shawn R
wendy's commercial

"What if I say that then they do that?" - Janny M
i said eagles suck then they got an interception

"I'll write on the bottle..." - Janny M

"Next time, Marc, don't buy the girl bottles." - Shawn R
marc & i went to the liquor store & he got 24 7oz bottles of corona

"They spelled born wrong..." - Janny M
we watched knocked up

"I don't think that was him..." - Seth W
when i mumbled marc, i do this often

"You're messing up my click." - Janny M

"Dude, I have my leg in your thing..." - Janny M

"They just made out a little.. it's not that bad." - Brian C

"Why don't you quote me?" - Janny M

"You know what went through my head?" "Sandwiches?" - Dimitri D & Ernie A

"Pixies and faeries..." "Naked men." - Marc G & Janny M
what i should think about

"I'm not just going to get naked for you..." - Ernie A

"Are you sure you're not smoking it now?" "No, really, I'm not." - Janny M & Dimitri D
he used 2 smoke pot & was acting funny anyway

"Man, that's a lot of phone..." - Dimitri D

"What are you writing?" "A book, okay?" - Janny M & Brian C
writing a letter 2 my sister

"Yes, I terrorize my dogs." "That's putting it lightly." - Jen R & Brian C

"He'll be late for his own wedding." - Monique S
talking about ernie

"Yeah, make sure she's okay... she pays me." - Mike R
shauna

"Are you spying on the neighbors?" - Mike R

"It's hard to look manly with a flowery cup." - Ernie A

"I'd love to see the comments in the code..." - Mike R
if we drank @ work

"Did you go 'Psst... Mel Gibson isn't Scottish'?" - Ernie A

"Was it your crush velvet Adidas sweat suit?" - Ernie A

"My super intendant was not happy..." - Dimitri D

"I could be wearing pink panties right now..." - Ernie A

"Well, it's kinda like hemorrhoids, actually..." - Ernie A

"I wanted to see that." - Kim R
open bottle w/ eye

"That's too bushy on the sides." - Ernie A
making his mii

"Stop making me write down quotes!" - Janny M

"Ernie, you look gay." "That's alright." - Janny M & Ernie A

"That looks like a penis!" - Mike R

"I don't see anything that makes her look stupid... that's what she needs." - Ernie A
my mii

"How is sublime classic rock?" - Janny M

"I'm slow. I don't click as quickly..." - Mike R

"No one's around to listen to you on the weekends... they're all at their yacht clubs." - Ernie A
protests?

"Oh, you just pasted it... that's clever." - Ernie A

"You misspelled counterfeiting..." "I know, I misspell my name." - Ernie A & Janny M

"So, that's where we stand." "Well, actually, you're sitting." - Shawn R & Brian C

"I'm just going to whip it out here right quick... I mean the function, not... It's not that kind of office." - Ernie A

"Shut up, Janis." - Ernie A
i was mocking them cause they didn't know how to run the coffee maker

"Shawn, you look ghetto." - Jen R

"You look like a police officer." - Janny M

"Well, you just booyaed me." - Shawn R

"In yo... oh!" - Jen R

"I don't have an inside voice." "We noticed..." - Jen R & Brian C

"Who gets to stare at who's butt?" - Janny M

"I don't understand why you get mad when I play 'Milkshake' when your mom's on the phone." - Janny M

"I make a mean set of stairs!" - Mike R
one of those scribble knob thingys

"No, I don't want your corn that looks like cookie dough." - Ernie A

"Isn't Phil Collins like dead?" - Ernie A

"I think Andy Reed's getting fat." "I think Joe Gibbs is getting old." - Jen R & Janny M

"Okay, go back to the game, I don't wanna see three fat guys talking..." - Shawn R

"It better not be McNabb." "Yeah, McNabb's really on defense." - Jen R & Shawn R

"What the hell? I walk out and you're beating the s**t out of our neighbor?" - Shawn R

"He's a Tennessee fan, what do you expect?" - Janny M
commercial

"At least their cheerleaders are ugly." - Brian C
pats cheerleaders

"I almost busted out laughing... just the visualization..." - Uncle Mike

"Your wii turned gay." - Janny M

"That's gonna be a home run." - Marc G
it wasn't

"Where are the people who are clapping? You ever wonder that?" - Janny M
wii golf

"I know why you don't want to keep it open... it doesn't have an F M tuner." - Ernie A

"Could you be quiet right now? I'd like to hear the grass grow." - Marc G

"Well it needs to get out of my ass and into my I pod." - Marc G

"You need to follow through on your swing." - Janny M
wii golf

"That's why I try to limit it to eight affairs tops." - Dimitri D

"Speaking of gym equipment..." - Dimitri D

"She's hot." "Could have had a V eight." - Janny M & Marc G
some non attractive woman, he smacked me in the head b4 could have had a v 8

"Where's the curve?" "I don't know." - Janny M & Marc G

"He's gonna get it... he's a white man." - Janny M
we have theories that the wii is sexist & racist

"We should change our mii's to be white men." - Janny M

"I don't see your face playing." - Janny M

"Oh my God. This is what I'm paying taxes for?" - Janny M
their microphone wasn't working, statements weren't being passed out, this is important!

"He's going to assume victory anyway, he's a republican!" - Ernie A

"It says it right there in the title... House Of Representatives..." - Ernie A

"Go go go!" "Go out of bounds?" - Marc G & Shawn R

"Why are we talking about Tony Romo in the bedroom?" - Marc G

"Uh, I think she's a black guy." - Janny M

"That guy was just driving around with trash on his roof and his windshield." "Yeah, I've seen that guy." - Marc G & Shawn R

"I love you." "No, you don't." - Jen R & Shawn R

"And you're not even drunk." - Jen R
marc fell

"Oh! Farm porn. Jesus." - Ernie A
what's on my flash drive

"No pumpkin me." - Shawn R

"I was going to say you could wip it out of your pants." "No, that's a cigar." - Brian C & Shawn R
jen needed a cigarette i think

"Why are you making animal noises at my wife now?" - Shawn R

"I'm glad he's not coming over tonight." "Why?" "Cause I have knives on the wall." - Shawn R & Janny M

"I'm not drunk." "Can we put this to a vote?" - Jen R & Brian C

"Geez, how much alcohol do you think we need?" "We are watching Lary the cable guy." - Janny M & Brian C

"I don't see the plot of this movie." - Janny M

"Oh, you can't make me girlfriend." "Don't call me that." - Brian C & Shawn R

"Watch out." "What are you doing?" "I'm kicking her ass." - Shawn R & Jen R

"I'm going to look like a fricken freak." "You already do." - Jen R & Janny M

"That's why I have Game Crazy on speed dial." - Shawn R
just called & they had a wii

"See what you get when you root for injuries?" - Marc G

"Come on. Dolphins versus Colts? Is that even a challenge?" - Janny M

"You already said that, Madden." "He has Alzheimer's, leave him alone." - Janny M & Marc G

"The couch just gave birth to Shiane." - Marc G

"Shut up because it looked like this on July fourth, too." - Shawn R
we were affraid of it raining

"Candi would be an angry drunk." - Shawn R

"I'll play with it while you watch Chris Matthews." - Brian C
lol

"No, sex with your hand doesn't count." - Shawn R

"Aw, we didn't get to see anything... Bastards!" - Marc G

"Nice throw." - Marc G
jen messed up w/ the swinging error in wii bowling

"I know straight is something hard for you to comprehend..." - Janny M
talking to marc lol

"I wouldn't mind a sausage." - Brian C
pizza...

"You have sex to this hand." - Janny M
a good hand forgot which game of cards

"Oh, he got caught in the cup, come on chicken!" - Marc G

"I'd love to see Marc, I mean, Shaniqua win a hand." - Janny M
asshole i renamed bri & marc

"I never thought I'd be saying this but, I love you, Laquisha." - Janny M